How can I serve you? Programmer Humor

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• How can I serve you?
• Husband does good maths
• Just make it half a pixel smaller, then!
• Raiders of the Lost API
• Programming Starterpack (Expectations vs Reality)
• Awkward silence ��
• What's your favorite code editor?
• Actually implementing it.
• Programmer != Technician
• when you are the only one left mentaining a legacy system
• Partly painted from myself)
• This is correct on at least one level
• trust me, I'm an expert
• When you change no code, yet the bug vanishes.
• The struggle is real
• Keep your dangling pointer in your pants ffs
• don’t give them new ideas
• Work day is effectively ended.
• Kinda impressive tbh
• Violates the department standards
• Legacy code, customer specifications, unusual and not transparent frameworks, deadlines, a million configurations, deployment, testing, misunderstood business cases
• Junior developers, exactly 1 year out of college.
• Any 3 hours tutorial qualifies..
• The accuracy of this tho

How can I serve you? Posted: 12 Feb 2021 11:29 AM PST submitted by /u/sushantvashisht [link] [comments]

Husband does good maths Posted: 12 Feb 2021 04:01 AM PST submitted by /u/StokingandJoking [link] [comments]

Just make it half a pixel smaller, then! Posted: 12 Feb 2021 10:00 AM PST submitted by /u/vincentdnl [link] [comments]

Raiders of the Lost API Posted: 12 Feb 2021 05:42 AM PST submitted by /u/automateyournetwork [link] [comments]

Programming Starterpack (Expectations vs Reality) Posted: 12 Feb 2021 05:37 AM PST submitted by /u/turkishdeli [link] [comments]

Awkward silence �� Posted: 12 Feb 2021 01:28 PM PST submitted by /u/RaffleNinja [link] [comments]

What's your favorite code editor? Posted: 12 Feb 2021 01:47 PM PST submitted by /u/LilGeeky [link] [comments]

Actually implementing it. Posted: 12 Feb 2021 04:15 AM PST submitted by /u/mommotti_ [link] [comments]

Programmer != Technician Posted: 12 Feb 2021 04:53 AM PST submitted by /u/ninja__77 [link] [comments]

when you are the only one left mentaining a legacy system Posted: 12 Feb 2021 06:47 AM PST submitted by /u/agent_peters [link] [comments]

Partly painted from myself) Posted: 12 Feb 2021 08:27 AM PST submitted by /u/weiss-d [link] [comments]

This is correct on at least one level Posted: 12 Feb 2021 06:13 AM PST submitted by /u/william_fontaine [link] [comments]

trust me, I'm an expert Posted: 12 Feb 2021 10:46 AM PST submitted by /u/GlobalJD [link] [comments]

When you change no code, yet the bug vanishes. Posted: 12 Feb 2021 12:00 PM PST submitted by /u/TheTitan99 [link] [comments]

The struggle is real Posted: 12 Feb 2021 07:47 AM PST submitted by /u/msoc [link] [comments]

Keep your dangling pointer in your pants ffs Posted: 12 Feb 2021 01:55 PM PST submitted by /u/sushantvashisht [link] [comments]

don’t give them new ideas Posted: 12 Feb 2021 12:03 PM PST submitted by /u/uzumakithegod [link] [comments]

Work day is effectively ended. Posted: 12 Feb 2021 05:19 AM PST submitted by /u/cosmicdebriz [link] [comments]

Kinda impressive tbh Posted: 12 Feb 2021 10:04 AM PST submitted by /u/testeddoughnut [link] [comments]

Violates the department standards Posted: 11 Feb 2021 09:30 PM PST submitted by /u/dinefiju [link] [comments]

Legacy code, customer specifications, unusual and not transparent frameworks, deadlines, a million configurations, deployment, testing, misunderstood business cases Posted: 12 Feb 2021 04:41 AM PST submitted by /u/WindyNorthStar [link] [comments]

Junior developers, exactly 1 year out of college. Posted: 12 Feb 2021 11:40 AM PST submitted by /u/RedditEdit55 [link] [comments]

Any 3 hours tutorial qualifies.. Posted: 12 Feb 2021 11:52 AM PST submitted by /u/yuva-krishna-memes [link] [comments]

The accuracy of this tho Posted: 11 Feb 2021 09:13 PM PST submitted by /u/lifacidew [link] [comments]

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