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• It's true
• The last existing team of COBOL developers
• Leave my desk for two minutes...
• Let's restart your heart
• But can it run crysis?
• 2018 in a nutshell
• A database is just a bunch of excel files anyway
• Starting a new project from scratch...
• But is it reusable though?
• TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE!
• The good ol' reliable
• I see your selection sort and raise you quicksort without any of the math or comparison blocks
• me>irl
• Is this a trick?
• Maybe he shouldn't even try actual programming (RPG Maker XP review)
• Blockchain for families
• How much do you love me,��
• Well fuck
• Bad sorting algorithms are a joy to behold.
• Oh, there's a whole 333 developers in the world?
• I don't, but I'll make one up to get out of the situation
• Deleting it gave me over 10 errors

texture.png Posted: 14 Aug 2018 02:02 AM PDT submitted by /u/Cherlokoms [link] [comments]

It's true Posted: 14 Aug 2018 07:29 AM PDT submitted by /u/simciv [link] [comments]

The last existing team of COBOL developers Posted: 14 Aug 2018 05:51 AM PDT submitted by /u/tectubedk [link] [comments]

Leave my desk for two minutes... Posted: 14 Aug 2018 08:35 AM PDT submitted by /u/nate18974 [link] [comments]

Let's restart your heart Posted: 14 Aug 2018 03:44 AM PDT submitted by /u/CrushedPixl [link] [comments]

But can it run crysis? Posted: 14 Aug 2018 02:54 PM PDT submitted by /u/jabby123321 [link] [comments]

2018 in a nutshell Posted: 14 Aug 2018 06:36 AM PDT submitted by /u/woopsix [link] [comments]

A database is just a bunch of excel files anyway Posted: 14 Aug 2018 06:40 AM PDT submitted by /u/robalborb [link] [comments]

Starting a new project from scratch... Posted: 14 Aug 2018 08:46 AM PDT submitted by /u/WildFabry [link] [comments]

But is it reusable though? Posted: 13 Aug 2018 11:37 PM PDT submitted by /u/kamranahmed_se [link] [comments]

TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE! Posted: 14 Aug 2018 11:53 AM PDT submitted by /u/SeveralAsk [link] [comments]

The good ol' reliable Posted: 14 Aug 2018 06:21 AM PDT submitted by /u/Bikossor [link] [comments]

I see your selection sort and raise you quicksort without any of the math or comparison blocks Posted: 14 Aug 2018 09:33 AM PDT submitted by /u/molegaming [link] [comments]

me>irl Posted: 14 Aug 2018 07:25 AM PDT submitted by /u/EeveeDinah [link] [comments]

Is this a trick? Posted: 14 Aug 2018 03:38 PM PDT submitted by /u/5VoltMem [link] [comments]

Maybe he shouldn't even try actual programming (RPG Maker XP review) Posted: 14 Aug 2018 06:22 AM PDT submitted by /u/DerMathze [link] [comments]

Blockchain for families Posted: 14 Aug 2018 04:12 PM PDT submitted by /u/m0stlyharmless_user [link] [comments]

How much do you love me,�� Posted: 14 Aug 2018 10:01 AM PDT submitted by /u/Arsalansigger [link] [comments]

Well fuck Posted: 14 Aug 2018 03:32 PM PDT submitted by /u/SwiftlyDemise [link] [comments]

Bad sorting algorithms are a joy to behold. Posted: 14 Aug 2018 03:21 PM PDT submitted by /u/SuspiciouslyElven [link] [comments]

Oh, there's a whole 333 developers in the world? Posted: 14 Aug 2018 09:03 AM PDT submitted by /u/ts_asum [link] [comments]

I don't, but I'll make one up to get out of the situation Posted: 14 Aug 2018 09:53 AM PDT submitted by /u/everythingcasual [link] [comments]

Deleting it gave me over 10 errors Posted: 13 Aug 2018 07:25 PM PDT submitted by /u/Seysen [link] [comments]

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