uint_64 balance; Programmer Humor

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• uint_64 balance;
• The Internet is there to help!
• C++ is a beautiful language
• Today I finally started working on my startup idea. My progress after 6 hours. No joke.
• StackOverflowError
• "I know the documentation isn't completely done, but it's a simple enough process, there is no user dumb enough that they could possibly screw it up."
• Pro programming
• Truly the most awkward date
• Dark Theme > Light Theme
• Who needs GitHub?
• No need for your fancy graphics
• Finally found a use for old code
• Think of the possibilities
• I have so many questions.
• Phython
• Just so you know, there's already an app with ++ and -- as upvotes downvotes
• ÷0
• Strings and chars
• The ultimate upvote change for programmerhumor
• The BEST way to learn programming!
• I could't resist...
• This subreddit...
• This week on r/programmerhumor
• Python script to shout at Netflix to continue binge-watching when Netflix asks if you’re still there. (Was watching It’s Always Sunny with SO, neither of us wanted to get up, so coded this dumb thing so she could scream at PC to emulate a mouse click.)
• Got this Mail, looks like somebody is testing in prod.

uint_64 balance; Posted: 02 Jun 2018 05:35 AM PDT submitted by /u/feinfinfer [link] [comments]

The Internet is there to help! Posted: 02 Jun 2018 08:03 AM PDT submitted by /u/droppingbasses [link] [comments]

C++ is a beautiful language Posted: 01 Jun 2018 05:45 PM PDT submitted by /u/NickDav14 [link] [comments]

Today I finally started working on my startup idea. My progress after 6 hours. No joke. Posted: 02 Jun 2018 09:07 AM PDT submitted by /u/sangupta637 [link] [comments]

StackOverflowError Posted: 02 Jun 2018 01:17 AM PDT submitted by /u/PrecipitateUpvote [link] [comments]

"I know the documentation isn't completely done, but it's a simple enough process, there is no user dumb enough that they could possibly screw it up." Posted: 02 Jun 2018 11:39 AM PDT submitted by /u/marco262 [link] [comments]

Pro programming Posted: 02 Jun 2018 02:54 AM PDT submitted by /u/AfterLife31 [link] [comments]

Truly the most awkward date Posted: 01 Jun 2018 05:43 PM PDT submitted by /u/TheShayminex [link] [comments]

Dark Theme > Light Theme Posted: 02 Jun 2018 10:01 AM PDT submitted by /u/Gopal_Pandey167 [link] [comments]

Who needs GitHub? Posted: 02 Jun 2018 01:49 PM PDT submitted by /u/kirbyfan64sos [link] [comments]

No need for your fancy graphics Posted: 01 Jun 2018 11:15 PM PDT submitted by /u/ooqq [link] [comments]

Finally found a use for old code Posted: 02 Jun 2018 02:59 PM PDT submitted by /u/DerSkagg [link] [comments]

Think of the possibilities Posted: 02 Jun 2018 08:30 AM PDT submitted by /u/Inventoxz [link] [comments]

I have so many questions. Posted: 02 Jun 2018 08:39 AM PDT submitted by /u/Gigabited [link] [comments]

Phython Posted: 02 Jun 2018 06:59 AM PDT submitted by /u/Gopal_Pandey167 [link] [comments]

Just so you know, there's already an app with ++ and -- as upvotes downvotes Posted: 02 Jun 2018 05:19 AM PDT submitted by /u/JaegerStein [link] [comments]

÷0 Posted: 02 Jun 2018 11:01 AM PDT submitted by /u/caisblogs [link] [comments]

Strings and chars Posted: 02 Jun 2018 11:03 AM PDT submitted by /u/dasdagoodone [link] [comments]

The ultimate upvote change for programmerhumor Posted: 02 Jun 2018 04:58 AM PDT submitted by /u/TheMelancholicMan [link] [comments]

The BEST way to learn programming! Posted: 02 Jun 2018 09:00 AM PDT submitted by /u/MosyCZ [link] [comments]

I could't resist... Posted: 02 Jun 2018 12:48 AM PDT submitted by /u/tt102tt [link] [comments]

This subreddit... Posted: 02 Jun 2018 11:39 AM PDT submitted by /u/Cryn0n [link] [comments]

This week on r/programmerhumor Posted: 01 Jun 2018 10:24 PM PDT submitted by /u/sbk2015 [link] [comments]

Python script to shout at Netflix to continue binge-watching when Netflix asks if you’re still there. (Was watching It’s Always Sunny with SO, neither of us wanted to get up, so coded this dumb thing so she could scream at PC to emulate a mouse click.) Posted: 02 Jun 2018 08:51 AM PDT submitted by /u/DrDalmaijer [link] [comments]

Got this Mail, looks like somebody is testing in prod. Posted: 02 Jun 2018 09:16 AM PDT submitted by /u/Silexthegiant [link] [comments]

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