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• Let's just sell all the stock before our design flaw is made public
• HTML isn't a programming language
• Polling
• Meltdown
• On Friday, January 5, 2018 11:25:15 GMT, the UNIX timestamp is going to be 1515151515
• Intel's products are the most secure in the world
• Unrecognized command
• Burning an image
• After being notified that all of my 30 VMs will be undergoing emergency maintenance, this felt incredibly apt.
• Intel – Not my vulnerability
• Intel inside (trading)
• BBC knows what Linux really is
• CPFU
• I like to think we do
• Webdevelopment in a nutshell
• Uhh, sure
• In 2018 we give our security flaws a logo
• Don't interrupt me YouTube
• Been fighting with NuGet and builds/CI all day. The version history shows it.
• When people don't use enough jQuery.
• Flaw? What flaw? There is no flaw.

Let's just sell all the stock before our design flaw is made public Posted: 04 Jan 2018 04:15 AM PST submitted by /u/2evil [link] [comments]

HTML isn't a programming language Posted: 04 Jan 2018 01:28 PM PST submitted by /u/SuperscalarMemer [link] [comments]

Polling Posted: 04 Jan 2018 10:38 AM PST submitted by /u/lfoust [link] [comments]

Meltdown Posted: 04 Jan 2018 04:18 AM PST submitted by /u/herrjano [link] [comments]

On Friday, January 5, 2018 11:25:15 GMT, the UNIX timestamp is going to be 1515151515 Posted: 04 Jan 2018 09:37 AM PST submitted by /u/vstanchev [link] [comments]

Intel's products are the most secure in the world Posted: 04 Jan 2018 09:18 AM PST submitted by /u/tambry [link] [comments]

Unrecognized command Posted: 04 Jan 2018 07:44 AM PST submitted by /u/NeilDegrasse42 [link] [comments]

Burning an image Posted: 04 Jan 2018 09:51 AM PST submitted by /u/PhoeniX_XVIII [link] [comments]

After being notified that all of my 30 VMs will be undergoing emergency maintenance, this felt incredibly apt. Posted: 04 Jan 2018 02:19 AM PST submitted by /u/mgalexray [link] [comments]

Intel – Not my vulnerability Posted: 04 Jan 2018 11:23 AM PST submitted by /u/ComputerSnob [link] [comments]

Intel inside (trading) Posted: 04 Jan 2018 01:36 PM PST submitted by /u/rekner [link] [comments]

BBC knows what Linux really is Posted: 04 Jan 2018 10:24 AM PST submitted by /u/rusty_snek [link] [comments]

CPFU Posted: 04 Jan 2018 11:50 AM PST submitted by /u/willmcavoy [link] [comments]

I like to think we do Posted: 04 Jan 2018 11:28 AM PST submitted by /u/TheUserHasNoName1 [link] [comments]

Webdevelopment in a nutshell Posted: 04 Jan 2018 09:21 AM PST submitted by /u/Tirus [link] [comments]

Uhh, sure Posted: 04 Jan 2018 08:36 AM PST submitted by /u/MSir00 [link] [comments]

In 2018 we give our security flaws a logo Posted: 04 Jan 2018 01:20 PM PST submitted by /u/Tergeron [link] [comments]

Don't interrupt me YouTube Posted: 04 Jan 2018 06:59 AM PST submitted by /u/PixZxZxA [link] [comments]

Been fighting with NuGet and builds/CI all day. The version history shows it. Posted: 04 Jan 2018 01:37 PM PST submitted by /u/SpikeX [link] [comments]

When people don't use enough jQuery. Posted: 04 Jan 2018 12:27 AM PST submitted by /u/tzfrs [link] [comments]

Flaw? What flaw? There is no flaw. Posted: 04 Jan 2018 01:54 PM PST submitted by /u/justjanne [link] [comments]

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