Got myself a tool for resolving git merge conflicts Programmer Humor

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• Got myself a tool for resolving git merge conflicts
• Experts Programming. Luckily HTML is not a programming language.
• Google come hire me
• Always appreciate others efforts!
• BBC knows computers
• The girl you like...
• Should I sleep with him?
• Uni student comes up with a cunning scheme to beat plagiarism checker.
• The last developper snapped on his last commit
• WTF are the suggestions on Amazon Web Services for domains?
• When you think you finally finished your assignment but you get a really nasty dirty bug
• DO NOT UPDATE
• Recursion 2018
• I was trying to set up a Linux server today.
• I will regret the day when computers learn self-awareness...
• after 2 hours of learning I already made a game... Well at least I entertained myself :)
• Who parses HTML with regex?
• When your adviser says that more GitHub activity will help get you an internship
• “There are some small problems with this approach, such as sorting a list of five arbitrary 64-bit integers requiring more bits of memory than there are atoms in the universe, but in general it works well.”
• 402
• Just started learning Javascript and realized I had no choice but to declare bankruptcy.
• Well... I'm not sure what to do anymore.
• Lazy advert

Got myself a tool for resolving git merge conflicts Posted: 03 Jan 2018 06:12 AM PST submitted by /u/dostosec [link] [comments]

Experts Programming. Luckily HTML is not a programming language. Posted: 03 Jan 2018 08:18 AM PST submitted by /u/icjoseph [link] [comments]

Google come hire me Posted: 03 Jan 2018 07:14 AM PST submitted by /u/MistaCatballs [link] [comments]

Always appreciate others efforts! Posted: 03 Jan 2018 05:24 AM PST submitted by /u/neerajmishra94 [link] [comments]

BBC knows computers Posted: 03 Jan 2018 12:50 PM PST submitted by /u/zeth0s [link] [comments]

The girl you like... Posted: 03 Jan 2018 01:31 PM PST submitted by /u/jailbird [link] [comments]

Should I sleep with him? Posted: 03 Jan 2018 12:54 AM PST submitted by /u/lusealtwo [link] [comments]

Uni student comes up with a cunning scheme to beat plagiarism checker. Posted: 02 Jan 2018 10:24 PM PST submitted by /u/Ninja_Fox_ [link] [comments]

The last developper snapped on his last commit Posted: 03 Jan 2018 02:01 PM PST submitted by /u/_hastegan [link] [comments]

WTF are the suggestions on Amazon Web Services for domains? Posted: 03 Jan 2018 04:09 AM PST submitted by /u/acorn222 [link] [comments]

When you think you finally finished your assignment but you get a really nasty dirty bug Posted: 03 Jan 2018 11:25 AM PST submitted by /u/racso1518 [link] [comments]

DO NOT UPDATE Posted: 03 Jan 2018 03:44 PM PST submitted by /u/supersammy00 [link] [comments]

Recursion 2018 Posted: 03 Jan 2018 11:49 AM PST submitted by /u/God_X [link] [comments]

I was trying to set up a Linux server today. Posted: 03 Jan 2018 01:48 PM PST I wanted to edit a text file, so I typed "edit batch.sh" and it opened Vim. Now I know what all the memes about. submitted by /u/Jackymine [link] [comments]

I will regret the day when computers learn self-awareness... Posted: 02 Jan 2018 11:24 PM PST submitted by /u/N8WM [link] [comments]

after 2 hours of learning I already made a game... Well at least I entertained myself :) Posted: 03 Jan 2018 08:22 AM PST submitted by /u/iribuya [link] [comments]

Who parses HTML with regex? Posted: 03 Jan 2018 03:20 PM PST submitted by /u/TestRedditorPleaseIg [link] [comments]

When your adviser says that more GitHub activity will help get you an internship Posted: 03 Jan 2018 03:49 PM PST submitted by /u/didgeridoome24 [link] [comments]

“There are some small problems with this approach, such as sorting a list of five arbitrary 64-bit integers requiring more bits of memory than there are atoms in the universe, but in general it works well.” Posted: 03 Jan 2018 01:41 PM PST submitted by /u/_ion [link] [comments]

402 Posted: 02 Jan 2018 09:02 PM PST submitted by /u/Scrypti [link] [comments]

Just started learning Javascript and realized I had no choice but to declare bankruptcy. Posted: 03 Jan 2018 01:02 PM PST submitted by /u/Agent_Hank_Schrader [link] [comments]

Well... I'm not sure what to do anymore. Posted: 03 Jan 2018 03:35 PM PST submitted by /u/reo651 [link] [comments]

Lazy advert Posted: 03 Jan 2018 03:31 PM PST submitted by /u/kiranc_ [link] [comments]

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