A dark mode friendly COBOL meme Programmer Humor

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• A dark mode friendly COBOL meme
• Savage Truth
• Russian roulette
• Bro
• When I saw this I laughed so hard I hurt my own feelings
• 80 characters per line? I've got variable names longer than this!
• As a data guy I always preferred Unix TimeStamps myself…
• remember folks to always debug your code
• When the senior dev shows you a simpler solution to your problem that already exists in the code base, causing you to scrap your entire code.
• Don't know how, don't really care
• My i3 is working hard
• Yes.
• Youtube Dislike counter conference.
• Every class you break, every fix you fake, I'll be judging you
• I will automate your job one day out of spite
• Life goes...
• Anyone up? I have a tweet to laugh at (sorry not sorry)
• I should really comment my code more
• Software Engineer Cheat Sheet
• Me to my div: Go to your home! Are you too good for your home!?
• Always test your hotfixes
• When your code works as it should.
• Found this gem today
• Error handling at its finest

A dark mode friendly COBOL meme Posted: 24 Nov 2021 07:06 AM PST submitted by /u/ManyLinesOfCode [link] [comments]

Savage Truth Posted: 24 Nov 2021 01:38 AM PST submitted by /u/Theunis_ [link] [comments]

Russian roulette Posted: 24 Nov 2021 11:00 AM PST submitted by /u/HansLK [link] [comments]

Bro Posted: 24 Nov 2021 06:51 AM PST submitted by /u/MrRimmer_BR [link] [comments]

When I saw this I laughed so hard I hurt my own feelings Posted: 23 Nov 2021 09:05 PM PST submitted by /u/serverlessmom [link] [comments]

80 characters per line? I've got variable names longer than this! Posted: 24 Nov 2021 10:42 AM PST submitted by /u/Roonlermoriarkz [link] [comments]

As a data guy I always preferred Unix TimeStamps myself… Posted: 24 Nov 2021 09:22 AM PST submitted by /u/NbyNW [link] [comments]

remember folks to always debug your code Posted: 24 Nov 2021 05:46 AM PST submitted by /u/r34lian [link] [comments]

When the senior dev shows you a simpler solution to your problem that already exists in the code base, causing you to scrap your entire code. Posted: 24 Nov 2021 08:38 AM PST submitted by /u/terrenobe [link] [comments]

Don't know how, don't really care Posted: 24 Nov 2021 03:25 AM PST submitted by /u/loepres [link] [comments]

My i3 is working hard Posted: 24 Nov 2021 07:19 AM PST submitted by /u/cryofarmxc [link] [comments]

Yes. Posted: 24 Nov 2021 01:44 PM PST submitted by /u/esberat [link] [comments]

Youtube Dislike counter conference. Posted: 23 Nov 2021 08:17 PM PST submitted by /u/include-jayesh [link] [comments]

Every class you break, every fix you fake, I'll be judging you Posted: 24 Nov 2021 09:07 AM PST submitted by /u/wtfrayman [link] [comments]

I will automate your job one day out of spite Posted: 24 Nov 2021 11:48 AM PST submitted by /u/Roonlermoriarkz [link] [comments]

Life goes... Posted: 23 Nov 2021 11:50 PM PST submitted by /u/Arpit-Soni [link] [comments]

Anyone up? I have a tweet to laugh at (sorry not sorry) Posted: 24 Nov 2021 08:11 AM PST submitted by /u/ascorbichr [link] [comments]

I should really comment my code more Posted: 24 Nov 2021 07:56 AM PST submitted by /u/ascorbichr [link] [comments]

Software Engineer Cheat Sheet Posted: 24 Nov 2021 01:25 PM PST submitted by /u/Lefty_22 [link] [comments]

Me to my div: Go to your home! Are you too good for your home!? Posted: 24 Nov 2021 03:01 AM PST submitted by /u/zero01alpha [link] [comments]

Always test your hotfixes Posted: 24 Nov 2021 08:50 AM PST submitted by /u/namssiewlaya [link] [comments]

When your code works as it should. Posted: 24 Nov 2021 07:46 AM PST submitted by /u/UInt86 [link] [comments]

Found this gem today Posted: 24 Nov 2021 01:48 AM PST submitted by /u/algotrader_ [link] [comments]

Error handling at its finest Posted: 24 Nov 2021 09:47 AM PST submitted by /u/IGiveLousyAdvice [link] [comments]

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