When a new hire dev asks how do you deploy to prod and you show it Programmer Humor

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• When a new hire dev asks how do you deploy to prod and you show it
• Mods are asleep, upvote a centered div
• Relatable? Anyone?
• I tried so hard and got so far but in the end it doesn't even matter
• Up to this day, I still don't know what the project manager does?
• It was a bug now it's a feature
• Thank God I didn't start that course
• Pleasure intensifies
• "No"
• It’s never easy to look back
• If in doubt, comment it out
• Who needs security?
• when you try something completely random and it's the fix for the bug that you've been trying to find a solution for, for weeks
• Have a great
• really hooman?!
• Perl – The only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption.
• My Disappointment Is Immeasurable
• I dont want to buy a mac to write/test IOS apps
• The legend itself
• Fuck, Put () it back
• Python is the best
• BE GONE! TESTER!
• Not again ��
• Cries in Variables
• Remember to code javascript underwater.

When a new hire dev asks how do you deploy to prod and you show it Posted: 27 Jun 2020 08:23 AM PDT submitted by /u/DeathFart007 [link] [comments]

Mods are asleep, upvote a centered div Posted: 26 Jun 2020 11:43 PM PDT submitted by /u/vkuma [link] [comments]

Relatable? Anyone? Posted: 27 Jun 2020 06:44 AM PDT submitted by /u/B1NARYisHere [link] [comments]

I tried so hard and got so far but in the end it doesn't even matter Posted: 27 Jun 2020 07:14 AM PDT submitted by /u/GodOfAtheist [link] [comments]

Up to this day, I still don't know what the project manager does? Posted: 27 Jun 2020 12:11 PM PDT submitted by /u/ExtraSpicyCheese [link] [comments]

It was a bug now it's a feature Posted: 27 Jun 2020 10:44 AM PDT submitted by /u/EvilTacoMan7533 [link] [comments]

Thank God I didn't start that course Posted: 27 Jun 2020 10:17 AM PDT submitted by /u/vpetrychuk [link] [comments]

Pleasure intensifies Posted: 26 Jun 2020 08:39 PM PDT submitted by /u/subhchatu [link] [comments]

"No" Posted: 26 Jun 2020 11:30 PM PDT submitted by /u/Dezo_Ghoste [link] [comments]

It’s never easy to look back Posted: 27 Jun 2020 07:19 AM PDT submitted by /u/Qu4k [link] [comments]

If in doubt, comment it out Posted: 27 Jun 2020 02:04 PM PDT submitted by /u/Xioto_ [link] [comments]

Who needs security? Posted: 27 Jun 2020 03:08 AM PDT submitted by /u/mustafa_1998_mo [link] [comments]

when you try something completely random and it's the fix for the bug that you've been trying to find a solution for, for weeks Posted: 27 Jun 2020 05:29 AM PDT submitted by /u/IntelligentEmoji [link] [comments]

Have a great Posted: 27 Jun 2020 09:03 AM PDT submitted by /u/MonstarOfficial [link] [comments]

really hooman?! Posted: 27 Jun 2020 07:38 AM PDT submitted by /u/dAgDesta [link] [comments]

Perl – The only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption. Posted: 27 Jun 2020 07:49 AM PDT submitted by /u/Garchomprocks [link] [comments]

My Disappointment Is Immeasurable Posted: 27 Jun 2020 06:00 AM PDT submitted by /u/Michael_D_Higgins [link] [comments]

I dont want to buy a mac to write/test IOS apps Posted: 27 Jun 2020 01:08 PM PDT submitted by /u/SharksPreedateTrees [link] [comments]

The legend itself Posted: 27 Jun 2020 07:58 AM PDT submitted by /u/illuminati-exists [link] [comments]

Fuck, Put () it back Posted: 27 Jun 2020 03:46 AM PDT submitted by /u/MahatmaGandhiCool [link] [comments]

Python is the best Posted: 27 Jun 2020 11:05 AM PDT submitted by /u/ThaqibDamani [link] [comments]

BE GONE! TESTER! Posted: 27 Jun 2020 12:42 PM PDT submitted by /u/ExtraSpicyCheese [link] [comments]

Not again �� Posted: 27 Jun 2020 01:30 AM PDT submitted by /u/tomazsaraiva [link] [comments]

Cries in Variables Posted: 27 Jun 2020 04:54 AM PDT submitted by /u/Alespic [link] [comments]

Remember to code javascript underwater. Posted: 27 Jun 2020 02:45 AM PDT submitted by /u/SmashTheCode [link] [comments]

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