The 60 minute 5 minute meeting... Programmer Humor

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• The 60 minute 5 minute meeting...
• Why can't you just be normal?!
• Typing speed
• I felt like device sensors were grossly underutilized in utility apps, so I decided to design an innovative and efficient new launcher.
• Happy Friday
• I created the worst Android launcher ever made...
• I'm a css programmer.
• "We've fixed the bug. Just make sure to call open() with a negative number from now on."
• Reversed()
• I should probably start doing more than one commit every two months
• Just one more...
• The risk of every new if-statement
• Mom's spaghetti
• Open Source > Closed Source
• Dooku optimised Grievous and gave him tuberculosis so...
• This is how you know you're working with professionals.
• Rookie numbers
• Dijkstra...
• He googled and got to stackoverflow but then someone asked him to Google so he googled to land on stackoverflow...
• I'm sure I will remember this.
• Gets em every time
• Commit 100
• Ackerman function with every function as shell script is a nice fork bomb
• Designers vs Developers vs Users
• Brainfuck++

The 60 minute 5 minute meeting... Posted: 21 Jun 2019 08:59 AM PDT submitted by /u/Echojhawke [link] [comments]

Why can't you just be normal?! Posted: 21 Jun 2019 06:27 AM PDT submitted by /u/sverek [link] [comments]

Typing speed Posted: 21 Jun 2019 01:23 PM PDT submitted by /u/opasnimiki [link] [comments]

I felt like device sensors were grossly underutilized in utility apps, so I decided to design an innovative and efficient new launcher. Posted: 21 Jun 2019 08:50 AM PDT submitted by /u/TechyMitch1 [link] [comments]

Happy Friday Posted: 21 Jun 2019 01:22 AM PDT submitted by /u/ishammohamed [link] [comments]

I created the worst Android launcher ever made... Posted: 20 Jun 2019 05:25 PM PDT submitted by /u/Lepidora [link] [comments]

I'm a css programmer. Posted: 21 Jun 2019 10:39 AM PDT submitted by /u/IkBenBenr [link] [comments]

"We've fixed the bug. Just make sure to call open() with a negative number from now on." Posted: 21 Jun 2019 01:06 PM PDT submitted by /u/saffronSushi [link] [comments]

Reversed() Posted: 21 Jun 2019 11:31 AM PDT submitted by /u/ForceBru [link] [comments]

I should probably start doing more than one commit every two months Posted: 21 Jun 2019 11:35 AM PDT submitted by /u/Joexv [link] [comments]

Just one more... Posted: 21 Jun 2019 02:24 PM PDT submitted by /u/justin2taylor [link] [comments]

The risk of every new if-statement Posted: 21 Jun 2019 02:46 PM PDT submitted by /u/BlockLab [link] [comments]

Mom's spaghetti Posted: 21 Jun 2019 09:21 AM PDT submitted by /u/SegFaultHell [link] [comments]

Open Source > Closed Source Posted: 21 Jun 2019 12:08 PM PDT submitted by /u/Bailey8162828 [link] [comments]

Dooku optimised Grievous and gave him tuberculosis so... Posted: 21 Jun 2019 11:24 AM PDT submitted by /u/Maelstrom_6 [link] [comments]

This is how you know you're working with professionals. Posted: 21 Jun 2019 08:09 AM PDT submitted by /u/manimax3 [link] [comments]

Rookie numbers Posted: 21 Jun 2019 12:24 PM PDT submitted by /u/kolliden [link] [comments]

Dijkstra... Posted: 20 Jun 2019 06:03 PM PDT submitted by /u/heyyou2020 [link] [comments]

He googled and got to stackoverflow but then someone asked him to Google so he googled to land on stackoverflow... Posted: 21 Jun 2019 08:50 AM PDT submitted by /u/vivzkestrel [link] [comments]

I'm sure I will remember this. Posted: 21 Jun 2019 06:19 AM PDT submitted by /u/IIstroke [link] [comments]

Gets em every time Posted: 21 Jun 2019 02:38 PM PDT submitted by /u/dhland [link] [comments]

Commit 100 Posted: 21 Jun 2019 03:47 AM PDT submitted by /u/vinil96 [link] [comments]

Ackerman function with every function as shell script is a nice fork bomb Posted: 21 Jun 2019 06:13 AM PDT submitted by /u/marcthe12 [link] [comments]

Designers vs Developers vs Users Posted: 21 Jun 2019 01:22 PM PDT submitted by /u/madribby78 [link] [comments]

Brainfuck++ Posted: 21 Jun 2019 11:28 AM PDT submitted by /u/BlossomingDefense [link] [comments]

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