Weekends are my choice! Programmer Humor

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• Weekends are my choice!
• Assembler is the only real language
• Admit it, you do it too
• Just stare at the duck, pretend to meditate, right...
• Make that a $175
• I call for death penalty
• From a lecture on debugging
• Why write it, when you can just ctrl v
• Stackoverflow 100+
• Thanks for nothing I guess
• Where Is Your God Now?
• JS_Irl
• Unity for beginners
• That also my PC's temperature before product release
• This is beyond illegal
• Small price to pay for salvation
• Haha! Quality humor
• haircut = haveHaircut(myHair); //hair saloon close to my job
• Money can't buy a perfect code... or can it ?
• Devs doing graffiti
• The dark side of Java
• What debugging feels like
• Knowledge vs Wisdom
• Confused

Weekends are my choice! Posted: 27 May 2019 09:56 AM PDT submitted by /u/russian-homophobe [link] [comments]

Assembler is the only real language Posted: 27 May 2019 07:18 AM PDT submitted by /u/DatDonathan [link] [comments]

Admit it, you do it too Posted: 26 May 2019 11:19 PM PDT submitted by /u/rdashuser [link] [comments]

Just stare at the duck, pretend to meditate, right... Posted: 27 May 2019 07:03 AM PDT submitted by /u/iTicklemywife [link] [comments]

Make that a $175 Posted: 27 May 2019 11:18 AM PDT submitted by /u/Devx35 [link] [comments]

I call for death penalty Posted: 27 May 2019 04:12 AM PDT submitted by /u/erlendsamstad [link] [comments]

From a lecture on debugging Posted: 27 May 2019 09:58 AM PDT submitted by /u/pkivolowitz [link] [comments]

Why write it, when you can just ctrl v Posted: 27 May 2019 07:18 AM PDT submitted by /u/_Dextrality [link] [comments]

Stackoverflow 100+ Posted: 27 May 2019 02:44 AM PDT submitted by /u/sabin_M1 [link] [comments]

Thanks for nothing I guess Posted: 27 May 2019 08:11 AM PDT submitted by /u/SoftHandedNigerian [link] [comments]

Where Is Your God Now? Posted: 27 May 2019 05:28 AM PDT submitted by /u/mr_thwibble [link] [comments]

JS_Irl Posted: 26 May 2019 04:52 PM PDT submitted by /u/JayOnYoutube [link] [comments]

Unity for beginners Posted: 27 May 2019 05:28 AM PDT submitted by /u/lxndrdvn [link] [comments]

That also my PC's temperature before product release Posted: 27 May 2019 12:09 PM PDT submitted by /u/not_thereal_leon [link] [comments]

This is beyond illegal Posted: 27 May 2019 02:48 PM PDT submitted by /u/elBitCuantico [link] [comments]

Small price to pay for salvation Posted: 27 May 2019 03:02 AM PDT submitted by /u/rachitex [link] [comments]

Haha! Quality humor Posted: 27 May 2019 11:16 AM PDT submitted by /u/DiscoStu42 [link] [comments]

haircut = haveHaircut(myHair); //hair saloon close to my job Posted: 26 May 2019 09:49 PM PDT submitted by /u/ayemeric [link] [comments]

Money can't buy a perfect code... or can it ? Posted: 27 May 2019 07:17 AM PDT submitted by /u/Antoine_LSTF [link] [comments]

Devs doing graffiti Posted: 27 May 2019 08:14 AM PDT submitted by /u/Pale_Monitor [link] [comments]

The dark side of Java Posted: 27 May 2019 03:31 AM PDT submitted by /u/_mat3e_ [link] [comments]

What debugging feels like Posted: 27 May 2019 02:02 PM PDT submitted by /u/Slinthn [link] [comments]

Knowledge vs Wisdom Posted: 27 May 2019 01:24 AM PDT submitted by /u/McAnixza [link] [comments]

Confused Posted: 27 May 2019 07:51 AM PDT submitted by /u/Virenq [link] [comments]

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