Circle of life Programmer Humor

Circle of life
No offense just a joke
It’s just a flesh wound... [OC]
True?
I’m a hacker, I hacked FBI, they gave me a undercover job.
Never interrupt a programmer
When you're tasked with adding a feature to a project you know nothing about
Stringteresting... �� credits: /u/nelusbelus
Arrays start at 1!
starting a new job in a week
Exception on line x
When you just gave up on fixing that bug
Oh no, No
I'm Tired Of My Programmers Making Mistakes!
Who needs Jira if you got Karen™
Python is unique
When you want to remove the last two items from an array...
I pRoGrAm WeBsItEs
so glad I always leave comments in my code
Say Hello to keras
This feeling will probably never go away
When you did `git rebase` and now you can't push to origin
You will never truly understand my paIN

Circle of life

Posted: 24 May 2019 09:55 AM PDT

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No offense just a joke

Posted: 24 May 2019 03:32 AM PDT

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It’s just a flesh wound... [OC]

Posted: 24 May 2019 06:49 AM PDT

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True?

Posted: 24 May 2019 03:47 AM PDT

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I’m a hacker, I hacked FBI, they gave me a undercover job.

Posted: 24 May 2019 05:49 AM PDT

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Never interrupt a programmer

Posted: 24 May 2019 12:52 AM PDT

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When you're tasked with adding a feature to a project you know nothing about

Posted: 24 May 2019 11:46 AM PDT

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Stringteresting... �� credits: /u/nelusbelus

Posted: 24 May 2019 06:33 AM PDT

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Arrays start at 1!

Posted: 24 May 2019 01:11 PM PDT

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starting a new job in a week

Posted: 24 May 2019 06:46 AM PDT

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Exception on line x

Posted: 23 May 2019 11:11 PM PDT

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When you just gave up on fixing that bug

Posted: 24 May 2019 12:55 PM PDT

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Oh no, No

Posted: 24 May 2019 07:37 AM PDT

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I'm Tired Of My Programmers Making Mistakes!

Posted: 24 May 2019 06:30 AM PDT

I got tired of my programmers making silly mistakes they should know better than. For example, not using parameter binding in SQL queries, misusing pointers and causing obvious memory leaks, and so on. So, I decided to make a "sin" list of mistakes that would cost them.

For each "sin", I'd dock 2% of their next paycheck. Lo and behold, errors disappeared fast.

Unfortunately, a few weeks later, I got fined by the government. It turned out withholding money from their paychecks like that was illegal.

Ah, well. Not my first sin tax error.

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Who needs Jira if you got Karen™

Posted: 24 May 2019 09:48 AM PDT