Technically the truth Programmer Humor

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• Technically the truth
• That's a wrap on the last workday of the year!
• As a JavaScript developer who once tried C++
• IT Buzzwords in action
• When you need to touch js written by someone else years ago
• We have 100% code coverage in unit tests
• If Programmers Created the Universe...
• One can never thank these people enough!
• Word frequency in programming subreddits
• Java developers explaing to other Java developer how to use C++ pointers
• IT support be like
• if post == “funny”: print(“upvote”)
• The pain of knowing vim
• Why the hell IntelliJ indexing is so slow #$%&*&@, what rocket science is happening in it????
• My helpful hotel phone's splash screen.
• Screw Your Starving Writers (#2)
• thors hammer
• PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT TO SIMPLIFY THIS CODE - https://github.com/kubernetes/kubernetes/blob/ec2e767e59395376fa191d7c56a74f53936b7653/pkg/controller/volume/persistentvolume/pv_controller.go
• Every fucking project :/
• One of our younger teammates recently graduated college and is leaving us for a development job, this is the cake we had made for him.
• Commenting projects at 3am
• Indeed likes to remind me what I'm incapable of
• Debugging = Killing "D" bugs
• Advanced Debugging Kits

Technically the truth Posted: 28 Dec 2018 04:32 AM PST submitted by /u/AL_O0 [link] [comments]

That's a wrap on the last workday of the year! Posted: 28 Dec 2018 05:49 AM PST submitted by /u/paytallica [link] [comments]

As a JavaScript developer who once tried C++ Posted: 28 Dec 2018 07:02 AM PST submitted by /u/AncientSwordRage [link] [comments]

IT Buzzwords in action Posted: 27 Dec 2018 10:57 PM PST submitted by /u/sidcool1234 [link] [comments]

When you need to touch js written by someone else years ago Posted: 28 Dec 2018 02:43 AM PST submitted by /u/WaxyMocha [link] [comments]

We have 100% code coverage in unit tests Posted: 28 Dec 2018 09:35 AM PST submitted by /u/tezvi [link] [comments]

If Programmers Created the Universe... Posted: 28 Dec 2018 10:35 AM PST submitted by /u/bilbobaggins30 [link] [comments]

One can never thank these people enough! Posted: 28 Dec 2018 06:23 AM PST submitted by /u/BirdCute [link] [comments]

Word frequency in programming subreddits Posted: 28 Dec 2018 02:37 PM PST submitted by /u/This_Hippo [link] [comments]

Java developers explaing to other Java developer how to use C++ pointers Posted: 28 Dec 2018 12:54 PM PST submitted by /u/sdiller02 [link] [comments]

IT support be like Posted: 28 Dec 2018 01:41 AM PST submitted by /u/giosuel [link] [comments]

if post == “funny”: print(“upvote”) Posted: 28 Dec 2018 06:38 AM PST submitted by /u/HackMcSwack [link] [comments]

The pain of knowing vim Posted: 28 Dec 2018 06:30 AM PST submitted by /u/AsparagusAndBroccoli [link] [comments]

Why the hell IntelliJ indexing is so slow #$%&*&@, what rocket science is happening in it???? Posted: 28 Dec 2018 10:19 AM PST submitted by /u/kunalag129 [link] [comments]

My helpful hotel phone's splash screen. Posted: 28 Dec 2018 09:26 AM PST submitted by /u/scsibusfault [link] [comments]

Screw Your Starving Writers (#2) Posted: 28 Dec 2018 02:33 AM PST submitted by /u/NiemandWirklich [link] [comments]

thors hammer Posted: 28 Dec 2018 03:38 PM PST submitted by /u/Wierdio [link] [comments]

PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT TO SIMPLIFY THIS CODE - https://github.com/kubernetes/kubernetes/blob/ec2e767e59395376fa191d7c56a74f53936b7653/pkg/controller/volume/persistentvolume/pv_controller.go Posted: 28 Dec 2018 06:53 AM PST submitted by /u/kunalag129 [link] [comments]

Every fucking project :/ Posted: 28 Dec 2018 05:27 AM PST submitted by /u/banbeucmas [link] [comments]

One of our younger teammates recently graduated college and is leaving us for a development job, this is the cake we had made for him. Posted: 28 Dec 2018 12:32 PM PST submitted by /u/Dizmodo [link] [comments]

Commenting projects at 3am Posted: 28 Dec 2018 03:06 PM PST submitted by /u/El_Llamo_Jeff [link] [comments]

Indeed likes to remind me what I'm incapable of Posted: 28 Dec 2018 10:39 AM PST submitted by /u/xenvy04 [link] [comments]

Debugging = Killing "D" bugs Posted: 28 Dec 2018 07:45 AM PST submitted by /u/python_collective [link] [comments]

Advanced Debugging Kits Posted: 27 Dec 2018 08:14 PM PST submitted by /u/Kolibob [link] [comments]

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