The only source control you’ll ever need! Programmer Humor

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• The only source control you’ll ever need!
• Optimize!
• Its not the best but its fine for this one time
• When somebody asks me to describe what RESTful is
• Every time
• Sets education
• "Oh."
• catch(Exception e) { // silently fail }
• Don't know if that counts but it's true nonetheless
• My car is about to throw an overflow exception.
• The Stack is the scene for a continuous drama of life and death as both predators and prey are brought together by a desperate common need..
• GTA ...
• Gotta keep 'em on their toes
• Scripting
• The new #1 Programmer excuse for legitimately slacking off:
• When you asked a question on Stack Overflow and nobody answered even though it has been 20 seconds
• Expectation vs. Grim Reality
• Not defined
• Looks like my patented exception handling approach is making waves.
• You lied to me, Google. I'll never forget this.
• What I have instead of sex.
• php
• When US debt reaches MAX int64, the world would have to pay them $9223372036854775807 instead ��
• I was looking if it is a problem if I write if conditions like this: if(0 == x) instead of if(x == 0) and found this hilarious answer

The only source control you’ll ever need! Posted: 09 Oct 2018 12:14 PM PDT submitted by /u/PixxlMan [link] [comments]

Optimize! Posted: 09 Oct 2018 02:35 PM PDT submitted by /u/MySprinkler [link] [comments]

Its not the best but its fine for this one time Posted: 09 Oct 2018 07:58 AM PDT submitted by /u/128Gigabytes [link] [comments]

When somebody asks me to describe what RESTful is Posted: 09 Oct 2018 10:53 AM PDT submitted by /u/Gogolian [link] [comments]

Every time Posted: 09 Oct 2018 09:31 AM PDT submitted by /u/WaitImNotReady [link] [comments]

Sets education Posted: 09 Oct 2018 01:09 PM PDT submitted by /u/nathey [link] [comments]

"Oh." Posted: 09 Oct 2018 03:21 PM PDT submitted by /u/IoI_xD [link] [comments]

catch(Exception e) { // silently fail } Posted: 09 Oct 2018 01:44 PM PDT submitted by /u/88slides [link] [comments]

Don't know if that counts but it's true nonetheless Posted: 09 Oct 2018 05:49 AM PDT submitted by /u/omersho [link] [comments]

My car is about to throw an overflow exception. Posted: 09 Oct 2018 11:32 AM PDT submitted by /u/TheBugMX [link] [comments]

The Stack is the scene for a continuous drama of life and death as both predators and prey are brought together by a desperate common need.. Posted: 09 Oct 2018 05:37 AM PDT submitted by /u/mu_aa [link] [comments]

GTA ... Posted: 09 Oct 2018 08:43 AM PDT submitted by /u/mistrjirka [link] [comments]

Gotta keep 'em on their toes Posted: 09 Oct 2018 02:39 PM PDT submitted by /u/bkrem_ [link] [comments]

Scripting Posted: 09 Oct 2018 12:17 PM PDT submitted by /u/maskedbyte [link] [comments]

The new #1 Programmer excuse for legitimately slacking off: Posted: 09 Oct 2018 06:41 AM PDT submitted by /u/mangoscribble [link] [comments]

When you asked a question on Stack Overflow and nobody answered even though it has been 20 seconds Posted: 09 Oct 2018 10:33 AM PDT submitted by /u/SnakesCantWearHats [link] [comments]

Expectation vs. Grim Reality Posted: 09 Oct 2018 01:09 AM PDT submitted by /u/nshung [link] [comments]

Not defined Posted: 09 Oct 2018 07:54 AM PDT submitted by /u/Kagia001 [link] [comments]

Looks like my patented exception handling approach is making waves. Posted: 09 Oct 2018 05:51 AM PDT submitted by /u/voliminal991 [link] [comments]

You lied to me, Google. I'll never forget this. Posted: 09 Oct 2018 09:44 AM PDT submitted by /u/corvuscrypto [link] [comments]

What I have instead of sex. Posted: 09 Oct 2018 07:06 AM PDT submitted by /u/LittleByBlue [link] [comments]

php Posted: 09 Oct 2018 07:01 AM PDT submitted by /u/Gbr28 [link] [comments]

When US debt reaches MAX int64, the world would have to pay them $9223372036854775807 instead �� Posted: 08 Oct 2018 08:39 PM PDT submitted by /u/mohere7 [link] [comments]

I was looking if it is a problem if I write if conditions like this: if(0 == x) instead of if(x == 0) and found this hilarious answer Posted: 09 Oct 2018 12:17 AM PDT submitted by /u/done8989 [link] [comments]

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