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    New Rules! Programmer Humor

    October 31, 2018

    New Rules! Programmer Humor

    New Rules!

    Posted: 31 Oct 2018 04:11 PM PDT

    Happy Halloween everyone, just wanted to tell y'all that we have new rules:

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    0./ Submission content must be creative or original, intended humorously, and strictly related to programming. Note that programming is interpreted in a narrow sense. Vaguely programming related, and/or general tech humor, programming analogies, feelings/reactions and such are not allowed in this subreddit. Your post may be better suited at one of the subreddits listed in the sidebar. Feel free to contact the moderators if you are unsure what does and does not qualify as ProgrammerHumor.

    1./ Hotlinking is not allowed without explicit permission, unless it is ob SteveToday at 7vious that the host allows it (e.g. Imgur or other image hosting services). Rehosting for the purposes of offering a direct link to an image is allowed in the comments.

    2./ All posts that have been on the first 2 pages of trending posts within the last month, is part of the top of all time, or is part of common posts is considered repost and will be removed on sight.

    3./ Any post on the list of common posts will be removed. You can find this list here. Established meme formats are allowed, as long as the post is compliant with the previous rules.

    4./ Titles must also be creative, high effort and relevant to the content. Titles such as "Interesting title", ".", "print(title)", and "I don't know what to put here" are not allowed.

    sorry for the formating for those on redesign, idk how to fix.

    We tried to make the rules as unsubjective as possible. These rules will be in effect from now.

    Feedback is welcome.

    Thanks for reading.

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    Basically me after getting my results, and passing.

    Posted: 31 Oct 2018 05:42 AM PDT

    My Halloween costume at work today. "It's not a bug!"

    Posted: 31 Oct 2018 09:56 AM PDT

    For our students

    Posted: 30 Oct 2018 08:38 PM PDT

    A co-worker of mine managed to crash our coffee machine

    Posted: 31 Oct 2018 07:40 AM PDT

    A tale as old as time on S.O.

    Posted: 31 Oct 2018 10:51 AM PDT

    We should say "treat or trick" instead of "trick or treat" so that if treat is true, then trick is not evaluated due to short-circuit evaluation.

    Posted: 31 Oct 2018 04:04 AM PDT

    the vicious circle

    Posted: 31 Oct 2018 05:49 AM PDT

    Comp Sci almost every day with my friend and I...

    Posted: 30 Oct 2018 07:54 PM PDT

    When confusions are the base in/of the problem

    Posted: 31 Oct 2018 01:46 PM PDT

    Via Twitter

    Posted: 31 Oct 2018 05:11 AM PDT

    JavaScript: The Good Parts

    Posted: 31 Oct 2018 10:42 AM PDT

    Saw this in my recommended news feed. My mind instantly went the wrong way.

    Posted: 31 Oct 2018 05:56 AM PDT

    So scary

    Posted: 31 Oct 2018 11:27 AM PDT

    when you declare vector<set<map<vector<pair<int, map<set<int>, list<pair<unordered_set<queue<stack<vector<...........................................

    Posted: 31 Oct 2018 08:33 AM PDT

    My halloween costume this year is spooky AF.

    Posted: 31 Oct 2018 12:01 AM PDT

    The only abilities we need

    Posted: 31 Oct 2018 11:57 AM PDT

    When you use bash commands to enter your scripts folder

    Posted: 31 Oct 2018 01:58 PM PDT

    “make your jobs TERRIFY me”

    Posted: 31 Oct 2018 02:51 AM PDT

    Management has decided to implement pair programming workstations throughout the building

    Posted: 31 Oct 2018 06:45 AM PDT

    A programmer finds a magic lamp while wandering through the wilderness...

    Posted: 31 Oct 2018 05:13 AM PDT

    He rubs the lamp and and a genie rises from the lamp. In a booming voice the genie declares "For releasing me I grant you two wishes. Beware though, you may not wish for more wishes."

    The programmer is stunned, but realizes he has tremendous power at his disposal, so he starts to think about what to wish for. In a few minutes he turns to the genie and says "I wish for my remaining wishes to be stored as an unsigned integer." The genie is a bit confused, but dutifully announces "It is done. You have one wishes remaining." The programmer than says "I wish for one fewer wishes." The genie announces "It is done. You have 4,294,967,295 wishes remaining."

    Edit: Replaced 2,147,483,647 (signed max) with 4,294,967,295 (unsigned max).

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    What a time to be alive.

    Posted: 31 Oct 2018 11:52 AM PDT

    It's true

    Posted: 31 Oct 2018 11:33 AM PDT

    True Story hhhhhh

    Posted: 31 Oct 2018 03:51 PM PDT
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