Now that’s dedication Programmer Humor

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• Now that’s dedication
• When you edit your code directly in production
• I made volume slider where it's hard to select numbers divisible by 2 or 5 but also any time you release mouse it move slider left or right
• Infinite Recursion is Everywhere You Look
• Only the best hackers work in binary
• How many of you did 2nd one or 3rd one when you don't know how to pull a repo
• This toilet is our top contributor
• WebDev_Irl
• It's really fun to maintain an app that uses poorly documented libraries, I love wasting my time reading source codes..
• cursed_belief
• When you're gathering requirements, but also feel motivated
• Android 9 - Powered by if statements
• Wait, I thought this phone number input thing was a joke? This is the actual vive.com/us/support/contactus/ page...
• The room number at this hotel
• This car covered in chips and circuit boards at the Dream Cruise in Detroit, MI.
• Shamelessly stolen off Twitter
• Boo
• Android in a nutshell
• Forgot I had a spicy yearbook quote a couple years ago
• If Queen were a dev team instead of a band
• var shitpost;
• The best language
• You died and went to programmer hell. What was your sin?
• Hack the web people with objective B++

Now that’s dedication Posted: 18 Aug 2018 05:04 AM PDT submitted by /u/_bit [link] [comments]

When you edit your code directly in production Posted: 18 Aug 2018 08:53 AM PDT submitted by /u/PM_YOUR_NETFLIX_ACC [link] [comments]

I made volume slider where it's hard to select numbers divisible by 2 or 5 but also any time you release mouse it move slider left or right Posted: 17 Aug 2018 04:40 PM PDT submitted by /u/Lamkac [link] [comments]

Infinite Recursion is Everywhere You Look Posted: 18 Aug 2018 08:16 AM PDT submitted by /u/Hawksmack [link] [comments]

Only the best hackers work in binary Posted: 18 Aug 2018 09:08 AM PDT submitted by /u/Flashy_Adam [link] [comments]

How many of you did 2nd one or 3rd one when you don't know how to pull a repo Posted: 18 Aug 2018 12:25 AM PDT submitted by /u/haxor0 [link] [comments]

This toilet is our top contributor Posted: 18 Aug 2018 12:13 PM PDT submitted by /u/TheSquare_NL [link] [comments]

WebDev_Irl Posted: 18 Aug 2018 12:53 PM PDT submitted by /u/GoldenPedro [link] [comments]

It's really fun to maintain an app that uses poorly documented libraries, I love wasting my time reading source codes.. Posted: 18 Aug 2018 05:42 AM PDT submitted by /u/gp57 [link] [comments]

cursed_belief Posted: 18 Aug 2018 04:36 AM PDT submitted by /u/Ravernstal [link] [comments]

When you're gathering requirements, but also feel motivated Posted: 18 Aug 2018 12:56 PM PDT submitted by /u/sanraith [link] [comments]

Android 9 - Powered by if statements Posted: 18 Aug 2018 12:33 PM PDT submitted by /u/3KeyReasons [link] [comments]

Wait, I thought this phone number input thing was a joke? This is the actual vive.com/us/support/contactus/ page... Posted: 18 Aug 2018 07:29 AM PDT submitted by /u/remi_scarlet [link] [comments]

The room number at this hotel Posted: 18 Aug 2018 10:57 AM PDT submitted by /u/FuzzyNovaGoblin [link] [comments]

This car covered in chips and circuit boards at the Dream Cruise in Detroit, MI. Posted: 18 Aug 2018 01:59 PM PDT submitted by /u/syed93 [link] [comments]

Shamelessly stolen off Twitter Posted: 18 Aug 2018 11:13 AM PDT submitted by /u/Teedacus [link] [comments]

Boo Posted: 18 Aug 2018 10:14 AM PDT submitted by /u/kirankartha [link] [comments]

Android in a nutshell Posted: 18 Aug 2018 02:06 PM PDT submitted by /u/shas-la [link] [comments]

Forgot I had a spicy yearbook quote a couple years ago Posted: 17 Aug 2018 08:35 PM PDT submitted by /u/Mascot86 [link] [comments]

If Queen were a dev team instead of a band Posted: 17 Aug 2018 04:27 PM PDT submitted by /u/ThundrHawk001 [link] [comments]

var shitpost; Posted: 18 Aug 2018 03:18 PM PDT submitted by /u/mamokaze [link] [comments]

The best language Posted: 18 Aug 2018 06:18 AM PDT submitted by /u/AnonymousPerson202 [link] [comments]

You died and went to programmer hell. What was your sin? Posted: 18 Aug 2018 06:30 AM PDT submitted by /u/Melancholycool [link] [comments]

Hack the web people with objective B++ Posted: 18 Aug 2018 08:03 AM PDT submitted by /u/Pythva [link] [comments]

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