Expectations Programmer Humor

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• Expectations
• True
• "It'll just be a quick fix"
• CSS Logic: darkgray is lighter than gray
• Shoutout to whoever is maintaining intel's legacy drivers
• Life
• Hello world
• Learning any programming language
• Shout out to the real Satans
• Fixed for accuracy
• Css - with or without you
• If you can successfully center a div you can probably prove P=NP
• True solution
• It’s not a bug – it’s an undocumented feature.
• Her: "Do you use that computer language at work? The one with ones and zeros?" Me: "Yes I have a keyboard specificially for this purpose."
• I'll Git myself out.
• Being a programmer
• You guys saved my life
• Repost, but in new context when everything I break is code.
• Those poor back-end devs...
• Deep Deep Learning[OC]
• Jerry the programmer
• That feeling when you see such heresy, no matter the context
• The usual patch notes

Expectations Posted: 09 Aug 2018 03:10 AM PDT submitted by /u/Jt4534 [link] [comments]

True Posted: 09 Aug 2018 01:15 PM PDT submitted by /u/dabausman [link] [comments]

"It'll just be a quick fix" Posted: 09 Aug 2018 12:06 PM PDT submitted by /u/kirbyfan64sos [link] [comments]

CSS Logic: darkgray is lighter than gray Posted: 09 Aug 2018 02:31 AM PDT submitted by /u/boramalper [link] [comments]

Shoutout to whoever is maintaining intel's legacy drivers Posted: 09 Aug 2018 11:13 AM PDT submitted by /u/jerdnA [link] [comments]

Life Posted: 09 Aug 2018 02:36 AM PDT submitted by /u/allen18walker [link] [comments]

Hello world Posted: 09 Aug 2018 03:34 AM PDT submitted by /u/RisottoGroup9n [link] [comments]

Learning any programming language Posted: 09 Aug 2018 02:04 PM PDT submitted by /u/artondude [link] [comments]

Shout out to the real Satans Posted: 08 Aug 2018 11:14 PM PDT submitted by /u/icsaszar [link] [comments]

Fixed for accuracy Posted: 09 Aug 2018 05:02 AM PDT submitted by /u/msl09 [link] [comments]

Css - with or without you Posted: 09 Aug 2018 12:40 PM PDT submitted by /u/fbn_ [link] [comments]

If you can successfully center a div you can probably prove P=NP Posted: 09 Aug 2018 11:29 AM PDT submitted by /u/icsaszar [link] [comments]

True solution Posted: 09 Aug 2018 12:59 AM PDT submitted by /u/AggravatingEquipment [link] [comments]

It’s not a bug – it’s an undocumented feature. Posted: 09 Aug 2018 02:22 PM PDT submitted by /u/sad_post-it_note [link] [comments]

Her: "Do you use that computer language at work? The one with ones and zeros?" Me: "Yes I have a keyboard specificially for this purpose." Posted: 09 Aug 2018 01:23 PM PDT submitted by /u/KommunistKangaroo [link] [comments]

I'll Git myself out. Posted: 09 Aug 2018 12:26 PM PDT submitted by /u/MicrosoftFuckedUp [link] [comments]

Being a programmer Posted: 09 Aug 2018 11:08 AM PDT submitted by /u/ali2236 [link] [comments]

You guys saved my life Posted: 09 Aug 2018 02:02 PM PDT Im a physics student but we get coding training for data analysis. So I was doing some analysis in python. Poorly cuz im a first year. And nothing would work. The right array would not insert. Then lo and behold. I remembered you beautiful bastards. Arrays start at 0. And everything worked. Flawlesly. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you for the memes. submitted by /u/RavenWolf97 [link] [comments]

Repost, but in new context when everything I break is code. Posted: 09 Aug 2018 08:00 AM PDT submitted by /u/PiLord314 [link] [comments]

Those poor back-end devs... Posted: 09 Aug 2018 11:56 AM PDT submitted by /u/Piqsoul [link] [comments]

Deep Deep Learning[OC] Posted: 09 Aug 2018 02:20 PM PDT submitted by /u/goko19 [link] [comments]

Jerry the programmer Posted: 09 Aug 2018 04:28 AM PDT submitted by /u/Mr_Malvic [link] [comments]

That feeling when you see such heresy, no matter the context Posted: 09 Aug 2018 01:54 PM PDT submitted by /u/Unelith [link] [comments]

The usual patch notes Posted: 09 Aug 2018 01:06 PM PDT submitted by /u/Orionweblab [link] [comments]

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