Hmmm Programmer Humor

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• Hmmm
• Pseudocode
• Petition to change upvotes and downvotes into "++" and "--"
• Two kinds of developers
• Relatable?
• This is the way to go
• Upvotes start at 1.
• Why CSS always gotta be misaligned
• We've hit full buzzword capacity
• How it feels sometimes in the office.
• Frontend and Backend
• Petition to change upvotes and downvotes to -=-1 and +=-1
• You are offline
• Better yet, make their autocorrect turn ; into ;
• Imagine if all the runtime errors showed up in your face like this
• UML Class Diagram Relationships
• Forrest Gump learns C++
• Are you trying to burn your eyes out?
• As a Haskell programmer, I demand upvote buttons without side effects!
• Who would abandon a cute little dog?
• Feature in the front, bug in the back

Hmmm Posted: 01 Jun 2018 08:34 AM PDT submitted by /u/flashsirius [link] [comments]

Pseudocode Posted: 01 Jun 2018 09:28 AM PDT submitted by /u/Rainymood_XI [link] [comments]

Petition to change upvotes and downvotes into "++" and "--" Posted: 01 Jun 2018 01:34 AM PDT submitted by /u/TheTostu [link] [comments]

Two kinds of developers Posted: 01 Jun 2018 09:04 AM PDT submitted by /u/bad_luck_charm [link] [comments]

Relatable? Posted: 01 Jun 2018 11:28 AM PDT submitted by /u/AfterLife31 [link] [comments]

This is the way to go Posted: 01 Jun 2018 02:46 AM PDT submitted by /u/Expired30DayTrial [link] [comments]

Upvotes start at 1. Posted: 01 Jun 2018 12:11 PM PDT submitted by /u/LordMaarg [link] [comments]

Why CSS always gotta be misaligned Posted: 01 Jun 2018 11:13 AM PDT submitted by /u/SadError256 [link] [comments]

We've hit full buzzword capacity Posted: 01 Jun 2018 11:57 AM PDT submitted by /u/746865646f6374 [link] [comments]

How it feels sometimes in the office. Posted: 01 Jun 2018 12:05 PM PDT submitted by /u/Yajjackson [link] [comments]

Frontend and Backend Posted: 01 Jun 2018 01:32 PM PDT submitted by /u/Biobaua [link] [comments]

Petition to change upvotes and downvotes to -=-1 and +=-1 Posted: 01 Jun 2018 08:49 AM PDT submitted by /u/imaginarytoby [link] [comments]

You are offline Posted: 01 Jun 2018 03:12 PM PDT submitted by /u/jasdeep13 [link] [comments]

Better yet, make their autocorrect turn ; into ; Posted: 01 Jun 2018 04:35 AM PDT submitted by /u/mtfort [link] [comments]

Imagine if all the runtime errors showed up in your face like this Posted: 01 Jun 2018 07:03 AM PDT submitted by /u/Zero3141 [link] [comments]

UML Class Diagram Relationships Posted: 01 Jun 2018 09:29 AM PDT submitted by /u/thePhysicist8 [link] [comments]

Forrest Gump learns C++ Posted: 31 May 2018 04:27 PM PDT submitted by /u/diieu [link] [comments]

Are you trying to burn your eyes out? Posted: 01 Jun 2018 02:46 PM PDT submitted by /u/CBobRobison [link] [comments]

As a Haskell programmer, I demand upvote buttons without side effects! Posted: 01 Jun 2018 09:54 AM PDT submitted by /u/smuecke_ [link] [comments]

Who would abandon a cute little dog? Posted: 01 Jun 2018 01:56 AM PDT submitted by /u/Sir_Derpelton [link] [comments]

Feature in the front, bug in the back Posted: 01 Jun 2018 08:42 AM PDT submitted by /u/RepublicManager [link] [comments]

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