We did it everyone! Programmer Humor

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• We did it everyone!
• Laptop stickers equivalent to prison tattos?
• "It's just a quick fix and nothing really changed. No need to run it through all the pre-push tests, it won't break anything"
• Youtube tries to sneak in an extra half second of ads by making arrays start at 0
• When you have a 2-hour debate about a variable name and enjoy every minute of it
• Schrodinger JS
• oh yeah, that’s how you program
• Why are you guys so sexist?
• Found this in Doom's code.
• Chrome blaming Windows
• This car I found in funny
• Algorithms explained as IKEA instruction manuals
• How to describe my job (according to my 11 year old)
• Oh JS...
• Cause fuck the other coders on the project
• I don't feel comfortable typing this in the answer box...
• Piazza memes are always quality
• Fake it till you make it
• Arrays start with "A"
• This sums up my experience looking for jobs as I am about to graduate
• I was trying to parse HTML in Regex, and this was the first Google search result...
• Fatal error: Maximum execution time of 30 seconds exceeded
• When you do some major refactoring and start to second guess yourself
• If we pronounce SQL as sequel, can we start pronouncing PHP as a fart sound?

We did it everyone! Posted: 19 Apr 2018 05:20 AM PDT We hit 500k subscribers! submitted by /u/annonymous13579 [link] [comments]

Laptop stickers equivalent to prison tattos? Posted: 19 Apr 2018 11:16 AM PDT submitted by /u/sr1jan [link] [comments]

"It's just a quick fix and nothing really changed. No need to run it through all the pre-push tests, it won't break anything" Posted: 19 Apr 2018 05:50 AM PDT submitted by /u/xternal7 [link] [comments]

Youtube tries to sneak in an extra half second of ads by making arrays start at 0 Posted: 19 Apr 2018 07:12 AM PDT submitted by /u/nikstick22 [link] [comments]

When you have a 2-hour debate about a variable name and enjoy every minute of it Posted: 18 Apr 2018 07:05 PM PDT submitted by /u/CodeManReports [link] [comments]

Schrodinger JS Posted: 19 Apr 2018 09:34 AM PDT submitted by /u/arrrthur10 [link] [comments]

oh yeah, that’s how you program Posted: 19 Apr 2018 07:26 AM PDT submitted by /u/trichechus [link] [comments]

Why are you guys so sexist? Posted: 19 Apr 2018 07:27 AM PDT We're in 2018. It is not acceptable to treat your dates as objects. submitted by /u/pat_the_brat [link] [comments]

Found this in Doom's code. Posted: 19 Apr 2018 07:00 AM PDT submitted by /u/whoop_dee_doo_ [link] [comments]

Chrome blaming Windows Posted: 19 Apr 2018 01:37 PM PDT submitted by /u/theUglyBarnacle69 [link] [comments]

This car I found in funny Posted: 19 Apr 2018 09:46 AM PDT submitted by /u/MazzukaMy [link] [comments]

Algorithms explained as IKEA instruction manuals Posted: 19 Apr 2018 06:23 AM PDT submitted by /u/CTMGame [link] [comments]

How to describe my job (according to my 11 year old) Posted: 19 Apr 2018 09:47 AM PDT According to my kid, my job description should be: Types a lot and hopes it does something. submitted by /u/cyrand [link] [comments]

Oh JS... Posted: 19 Apr 2018 01:20 PM PDT submitted by /u/21doriangray [link] [comments]

Cause fuck the other coders on the project Posted: 19 Apr 2018 07:00 AM PDT submitted by /u/JumbledFun [link] [comments]

I don't feel comfortable typing this in the answer box... Posted: 19 Apr 2018 12:18 AM PDT submitted by /u/ichicoro [link] [comments]

Piazza memes are always quality Posted: 19 Apr 2018 01:10 PM PDT submitted by /u/didgeridoome24 [link] [comments]

Fake it till you make it Posted: 19 Apr 2018 04:27 AM PDT submitted by /u/thehunter699 [link] [comments]

Arrays start with "A" Posted: 19 Apr 2018 03:04 PM PDT submitted by /u/Einfinitez [link] [comments]

This sums up my experience looking for jobs as I am about to graduate Posted: 19 Apr 2018 06:36 AM PDT submitted by /u/pukey [link] [comments]

I was trying to parse HTML in Regex, and this was the first Google search result... Posted: 18 Apr 2018 08:50 PM PDT submitted by /u/JkStudios [link] [comments]

Fatal error: Maximum execution time of 30 seconds exceeded Posted: 18 Apr 2018 10:46 PM PDT submitted by /u/aerhx [link] [comments]

When you do some major refactoring and start to second guess yourself Posted: 19 Apr 2018 01:58 AM PDT submitted by /u/Plasticcaz [link] [comments]

If we pronounce SQL as sequel, can we start pronouncing PHP as a fart sound? Posted: 19 Apr 2018 02:23 PM PDT submitted by /u/doctortrilobite [link] [comments]

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