Oof my JVM Programmer Humor

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• Oof my JVM
• Can't argue with this.
• My code's got 99 problems...
• I like the language, but...
• I Hate Heisenbugs
• How to get console.log(1)=0 in JS
• Maybe a ticket got merged in from the backlog
• The only real way
• ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• How ECMAScript really works
• Posted on r/coaxedintoasnafu, thought it might belong here too.
• "We have really good security"
• Pretty much every Xcode project
• Y'all complain about Java, but we are all missing the real demon
• The newest addition to the IoT; a dress that connects to your GitHub account
• "30 Days of Code" on HackerRank starts from Day 0 and ends on Day 29.
• When your clustering algorithm needs a bit of tweaking
• Handling Exceptions
• Too True
• When someone ask me what is the best programming language
• Which emotion do developers come across most?
• Divine merging
• IT at work has this

Oof my JVM Posted: 08 Apr 2018 09:45 AM PDT submitted by /u/Ravernstal [link] [comments]

Can't argue with this. Posted: 08 Apr 2018 12:04 PM PDT submitted by /u/BonerForest25 [link] [comments]

My code's got 99 problems... Posted: 07 Apr 2018 08:40 PM PDT submitted by /u/clueless_robot [link] [comments]

I like the language, but... Posted: 08 Apr 2018 08:48 AM PDT submitted by /u/GarlicoinAccount [link] [comments]

I Hate Heisenbugs Posted: 08 Apr 2018 02:10 AM PDT submitted by /u/bostero2 [link] [comments]

How to get console.log(1)=0 in JS Posted: 08 Apr 2018 09:33 AM PDT submitted by /u/arrrthur10 [link] [comments]

Maybe a ticket got merged in from the backlog Posted: 08 Apr 2018 11:50 AM PDT submitted by /u/unpopularOpinions776 [link] [comments]

The only real way Posted: 08 Apr 2018 04:40 AM PDT submitted by /u/rokimaks1 [link] [comments]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Posted: 08 Apr 2018 11:57 AM PDT submitted by /u/adansinacento [link] [comments]

How ECMAScript really works Posted: 08 Apr 2018 05:12 AM PDT submitted by /u/_smartin [link] [comments]

Posted on r/coaxedintoasnafu, thought it might belong here too. Posted: 08 Apr 2018 06:13 AM PDT submitted by /u/c47s [link] [comments]

"We have really good security" Posted: 07 Apr 2018 10:32 PM PDT submitted by /u/MeMe_Maniac [link] [comments]

Pretty much every Xcode project Posted: 08 Apr 2018 11:14 AM PDT submitted by /u/NeelZilla [link] [comments]

Y'all complain about Java, but we are all missing the real demon Posted: 08 Apr 2018 07:59 AM PDT submitted by /u/E1eventeen [link] [comments]

The newest addition to the IoT; a dress that connects to your GitHub account Posted: 08 Apr 2018 10:46 AM PDT submitted by /u/Andrico1234 [link] [comments]

"30 Days of Code" on HackerRank starts from Day 0 and ends on Day 29. Posted: 08 Apr 2018 03:58 AM PDT submitted by /u/iZer0Cool [link] [comments]

When your clustering algorithm needs a bit of tweaking Posted: 08 Apr 2018 01:30 PM PDT submitted by /u/gibbtek [link] [comments]

Handling Exceptions Posted: 08 Apr 2018 10:20 AM PDT submitted by /u/fig_sliders [link] [comments]

Too True Posted: 08 Apr 2018 12:54 AM PDT submitted by /u/PepeSanic88 [link] [comments]

When someone ask me what is the best programming language Posted: 08 Apr 2018 11:22 AM PDT submitted by /u/percity [link] [comments]

Which emotion do developers come across most? Posted: 07 Apr 2018 09:22 PM PDT submitted by /u/ShadowCyph [link] [comments]

Divine merging Posted: 08 Apr 2018 03:24 AM PDT submitted by /u/Jasinali [link] [comments]

IT at work has this Posted: 07 Apr 2018 11:25 PM PDT submitted by /u/abhinandkr [link] [comments]

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