Google assistant vs. programming Programmer Humor

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• Google assistant vs. programming
• this seems familiar ...
• Yeah, I program in java
• Using someone else's code in school
• Practise what you preach..
• When you tell someone you know how to program
• This image recognition algorithms are getting very good
• Yet another shitty Java joke
• I got burned by Visual Studio Code
• Computer Science quizzes be like...
• Merge conflict
• What... what do I do now?
• Before stackoverflow things were much harder...I’m a 40 yr old programmer and this is part of my bookshelf that got me through the first 10 years of my career
• For-loops are hard ��
• When you can’t do your work because people in the office are testing and distract you for every issue they find.
• If you think about it, seeing a psychologist is basically practicing rubber duck debugging on yourself
• NodeJS
• Take your child to the land of bash and `kill -9` it there as a sacrifice for me.
• When you cant afford IntelliJ Idea
• Someone's a little confident...
• When your making the easy version of video game AI
• The Depressed Developer 22
• Writing code for a team project

Google assistant vs. programming Posted: 18 Apr 2018 04:21 AM PDT submitted by /u/Zabergan [link] [comments]

this seems familiar ... Posted: 18 Apr 2018 05:11 AM PDT submitted by /u/Anyonexx [link] [comments]

Yeah, I program in java Posted: 18 Apr 2018 08:37 AM PDT submitted by /u/CrimsonWoIf [link] [comments]

Using someone else's code in school Posted: 18 Apr 2018 01:21 PM PDT submitted by /u/harjotm3 [link] [comments]

Practise what you preach.. Posted: 18 Apr 2018 03:23 AM PDT submitted by /u/kristiansalo [link] [comments]

When you tell someone you know how to program Posted: 18 Apr 2018 11:46 AM PDT submitted by /u/makinetion [link] [comments]

This image recognition algorithms are getting very good Posted: 18 Apr 2018 12:25 AM PDT submitted by /u/dolibasija [link] [comments]

Yet another shitty Java joke Posted: 18 Apr 2018 10:43 AM PDT submitted by /u/TotallyElectrified [link] [comments]

I got burned by Visual Studio Code Posted: 17 Apr 2018 08:44 PM PDT submitted by /u/Soundless_Pr [link] [comments]

Computer Science quizzes be like... Posted: 18 Apr 2018 01:53 AM PDT submitted by /u/Domus99 [link] [comments]

Merge conflict Posted: 18 Apr 2018 01:26 PM PDT submitted by /u/tonylstewart [link] [comments]

What... what do I do now? Posted: 18 Apr 2018 11:34 AM PDT submitted by /u/jeefsiebs [link] [comments]

Before stackoverflow things were much harder...I’m a 40 yr old programmer and this is part of my bookshelf that got me through the first 10 years of my career Posted: 18 Apr 2018 11:08 AM PDT submitted by /u/spartygw [link] [comments]

For-loops are hard �� Posted: 18 Apr 2018 08:11 AM PDT submitted by /u/flemadur [link] [comments]

When you can’t do your work because people in the office are testing and distract you for every issue they find. Posted: 18 Apr 2018 07:05 AM PDT submitted by /u/JayBox325 [link] [comments]

If you think about it, seeing a psychologist is basically practicing rubber duck debugging on yourself Posted: 18 Apr 2018 05:51 AM PDT submitted by /u/TheInfinityDuck [link] [comments]

NodeJS Posted: 18 Apr 2018 09:01 AM PDT submitted by /u/devospice [link] [comments]

Take your child to the land of bash and `kill -9` it there as a sacrifice for me. Posted: 18 Apr 2018 10:14 AM PDT submitted by /u/mozennymoproblems [link] [comments]

When you cant afford IntelliJ Idea Posted: 18 Apr 2018 01:02 PM PDT submitted by /u/From-Deepest-Fathoms [link] [comments]

Someone's a little confident... Posted: 17 Apr 2018 10:42 PM PDT submitted by /u/jansgeorge [link] [comments]

When your making the easy version of video game AI Posted: 18 Apr 2018 12:55 PM PDT submitted by /u/annonymous13579 [link] [comments]

The Depressed Developer 22 Posted: 18 Apr 2018 03:24 AM PDT submitted by /u/dstori [link] [comments]

Writing code for a team project Posted: 18 Apr 2018 03:41 PM PDT submitted by /u/TheSistersOfMercy001 [link] [comments]

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