Dream of a programmer Programmer Humor

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• Dream of a programmer
• C# vs Visual Basic
• If houses were built like web apps: scope
• *sigh* Hello World brute forced in brainfuck on a Nintendo 3ds
• For real.
• #Goals
• Hello, I'd like to hear a torrent joke
• This is from the manual for a 1985 C compiler. They were so optimistic back then
• After taking your first high school computer class
• lambda-calculus and chill
• Ikea knows that indexing starts at 0
• The best way to use php book
• Brute force *Hello world* using javascript/html
• This incredibly easy to understand line of code my uni provided.
• When it compiles on first try
• Speeding up hello world in go with more threads!
• Brute forcing "Hello, World!" on a Casio Calculator. Are we still doing these?
• oh, are you 100% sure?
• HelloWorld.arnoldc
• accurate representation of how everyones first app looks like
• So here's another hello world meme but a genetic algorithm
• Being 18 was.. fun.
• Ohh the irony (production code btw)

Dream of a programmer Posted: 29 Apr 2018 06:05 AM PDT submitted by /u/alejandro11301 [link] [comments]

C# vs Visual Basic Posted: 29 Apr 2018 07:01 AM PDT submitted by /u/abs0lute_retard [link] [comments]

If houses were built like web apps: scope Posted: 29 Apr 2018 11:31 AM PDT submitted by /u/worduoso [link] [comments]

*sigh* Hello World brute forced in brainfuck on a Nintendo 3ds Posted: 29 Apr 2018 07:10 AM PDT submitted by /u/TheShayminex [link] [comments]

For real. Posted: 29 Apr 2018 12:17 PM PDT submitted by /u/cadeyoung [link] [comments]

#Goals Posted: 28 Apr 2018 08:33 PM PDT submitted by /u/Filthy_Synth [link] [comments]

Hello, I'd like to hear a torrent joke Posted: 29 Apr 2018 06:29 AM PDT submitted by /u/IllEssay3 [link] [comments]

This is from the manual for a 1985 C compiler. They were so optimistic back then Posted: 29 Apr 2018 03:12 AM PDT submitted by /u/Ali3nat0r [link] [comments]

After taking your first high school computer class Posted: 29 Apr 2018 02:18 PM PDT submitted by /u/milligraminc [link] [comments]

lambda-calculus and chill Posted: 29 Apr 2018 12:00 PM PDT submitted by /u/NickDav14 [link] [comments]

Ikea knows that indexing starts at 0 Posted: 29 Apr 2018 01:39 PM PDT submitted by /u/beny2000 [link] [comments]

The best way to use php book Posted: 29 Apr 2018 02:14 AM PDT submitted by /u/dq_ss [link] [comments]

Brute force *Hello world* using javascript/html Posted: 29 Apr 2018 03:44 AM PDT submitted by /u/durga598 [link] [comments]

This incredibly easy to understand line of code my uni provided. Posted: 29 Apr 2018 09:58 AM PDT submitted by /u/GedasFX [link] [comments]

When it compiles on first try Posted: 28 Apr 2018 08:46 PM PDT submitted by /u/Flamme2 [link] [comments]

Speeding up hello world in go with more threads! Posted: 29 Apr 2018 08:30 AM PDT submitted by /u/falsefalsetruefalse [link] [comments]

Brute forcing "Hello, World!" on a Casio Calculator. Are we still doing these? Posted: 29 Apr 2018 12:47 PM PDT submitted by /u/kanderoo [link] [comments]

oh, are you 100% sure? Posted: 29 Apr 2018 01:26 PM PDT submitted by /u/Gnaboi [link] [comments]

HelloWorld.arnoldc Posted: 29 Apr 2018 03:26 AM PDT submitted by /u/diet_pepsi_bottle [link] [comments]

accurate representation of how everyones first app looks like Posted: 29 Apr 2018 12:48 PM PDT submitted by /u/Honza368 [link] [comments]

So here's another hello world meme but a genetic algorithm Posted: 29 Apr 2018 02:57 PM PDT submitted by /u/Stevecaboose [link] [comments]

Being 18 was.. fun. Posted: 29 Apr 2018 07:18 AM PDT submitted by /u/devroth [link] [comments]

Ohh the irony (production code btw) Posted: 29 Apr 2018 08:38 AM PDT submitted by /u/Maxincredible52 [link] [comments]

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