HeckOverflow Programmer Humor

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• HeckOverflow
• Gru automatizes tasks
• The truth
• Tried to look up the formal definition of big O
• Sorry for infecting you computer
• I have devised...the perfect release plan
• Ouija knows what’s up.
• Do as I say not as I do.
• System.out.println("PENIS")
• Emphasis mine.
• What about my opinion of this survey?
• Blockchain irl
• When You're a Passive Aggressive Developer
• Three programmers walk into a bar
• I can't stress this enough
• [Meta] Might be a bit preemptive, but I'm sensing a pattern
• Variable Names
• Gru's unfortunate code
• Looking at you Xamarin
• Declaration of Independence
• HeckOverflow pt. 2
• When you can tell it's going to be a long day in the morning
• The “Perfect” Website.
• The ultimate Quality Assurance

HeckOverflow Posted: 12 Mar 2018 08:30 AM PDT submitted by /u/MarkusA380 [link] [comments]

Gru automatizes tasks Posted: 12 Mar 2018 08:27 AM PDT submitted by /u/hcaula [link] [comments]

The truth Posted: 12 Mar 2018 09:25 AM PDT submitted by /u/Hyper__Dragon [link] [comments]

Tried to look up the formal definition of big O Posted: 12 Mar 2018 07:45 AM PDT submitted by /u/MurlockHolmes [link] [comments]

Sorry for infecting you computer Posted: 12 Mar 2018 12:55 AM PDT submitted by /u/SirOliverz [link] [comments]

I have devised...the perfect release plan Posted: 12 Mar 2018 11:07 AM PDT submitted by /u/frankenbean [link] [comments]

Ouija knows what’s up. Posted: 12 Mar 2018 12:59 PM PDT submitted by /u/Tpk123 [link] [comments]

Do as I say not as I do. Posted: 12 Mar 2018 05:33 AM PDT submitted by /u/SpacecraftX [link] [comments]

System.out.println("PENIS") Posted: 12 Mar 2018 11:08 AM PDT submitted by /u/oknp_ [link] [comments]

Emphasis mine. Posted: 12 Mar 2018 02:50 AM PDT submitted by /u/llahsram [link] [comments]

What about my opinion of this survey? Posted: 12 Mar 2018 05:44 AM PDT submitted by /u/sean_the_head [link] [comments]

Blockchain irl Posted: 12 Mar 2018 02:16 PM PDT submitted by /u/Creation_Fox [link] [comments]

When You're a Passive Aggressive Developer Posted: 12 Mar 2018 09:23 AM PDT submitted by /u/keksdieb [link] [comments]

Three programmers walk into a bar Posted: 12 Mar 2018 06:11 AM PDT Three programmers walk into a bar. One works in python, one works in C# and the last one works in C++. The Python programmer says: "I'll have a glass of beer." He drinks his beer, pays the bartender and leaves. The C# programmer says: "Hello! pour me, please, an alcoholic drink made from yeast-fermented malt flavored with hops into a glass container." He drinks his beer for 30 minutes, pays the bartender, says goodbye to everyone in the bar and leaves. The C++ programmer couldn't open his mouth for 3 hours. He says "fuck!" and leaves. submitted by /u/Alexei17 [link] [comments]

I can't stress this enough Posted: 12 Mar 2018 11:45 AM PDT submitted by /u/TheBardAbaddon [link] [comments]

[Meta] Might be a bit preemptive, but I'm sensing a pattern Posted: 12 Mar 2018 01:03 PM PDT submitted by /u/Krissam [link] [comments]

Variable Names Posted: 12 Mar 2018 06:06 AM PDT submitted by /u/zconnelly13 [link] [comments]

Gru's unfortunate code Posted: 12 Mar 2018 11:14 AM PDT submitted by /u/ExpectingBird [link] [comments]

Looking at you Xamarin Posted: 12 Mar 2018 12:04 PM PDT submitted by /u/Danaldinho007 [link] [comments]

Declaration of Independence Posted: 12 Mar 2018 04:52 AM PDT submitted by /u/SixBeeps [link] [comments]

HeckOverflow pt. 2 Posted: 12 Mar 2018 02:25 PM PDT submitted by /u/Varauk [link] [comments]

When you can tell it's going to be a long day in the morning Posted: 11 Mar 2018 11:11 PM PDT submitted by /u/tofiffe [link] [comments]

The “Perfect” Website. Posted: 12 Mar 2018 12:50 PM PDT submitted by /u/RealityCheckRaul [link] [comments]

The ultimate Quality Assurance Posted: 12 Mar 2018 04:32 AM PDT submitted by /u/wiscwisc [link] [comments]

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