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• Another one found on r/AskReddit
• Being both British and a programmer
• I didn't want the upvotes anyway
• The complexities of a shitpost.
• When people forget about us
• How to mark what code you wrote
• These are some next level release notes..
• I know how it works though. Except I already forgot.
• Can you tell where all motivation was lost?
• The programming textbook I read says CDs are the future and designed to last 100 years.
• I found everyone's missing semicolons.
• Silent war
• Sharp Boi
• Am I doing this right?
• string is.scientist = true;
• Me: Hey guys, look at this funny code that I'll never actually use! Them: It'll never compile, you should...
• Marc is probably glad?
• no_u.py
• java.util.Observable
• Hollywood's version of "Hacking" - straight from the movie "Geostorm"

Another one found on r/AskReddit Posted: 24 Mar 2018 06:20 AM PDT submitted by /u/sylvan_m [link] [comments]

Being both British and a programmer Posted: 24 Mar 2018 11:25 AM PDT submitted by /u/MrJingjie [link] [comments]

I didn't want the upvotes anyway Posted: 24 Mar 2018 07:50 AM PDT submitted by /u/DanGee1705 [link] [comments]

The complexities of a shitpost. Posted: 23 Mar 2018 06:24 PM PDT submitted by /u/fuck_the_hihat [link] [comments]

When people forget about us Posted: 24 Mar 2018 01:22 PM PDT submitted by /u/TheProFail [link] [comments]

How to mark what code you wrote Posted: 24 Mar 2018 01:15 PM PDT submitted by /u/dacomputernerd2 [link] [comments]

These are some next level release notes.. Posted: 24 Mar 2018 09:51 AM PDT submitted by /u/lll2yu [link] [comments]

I know how it works though. Except I already forgot. Posted: 24 Mar 2018 12:07 PM PDT submitted by /u/because-i-can- [link] [comments]

Can you tell where all motivation was lost? Posted: 24 Mar 2018 09:59 AM PDT submitted by /u/allvoid [link] [comments]

The programming textbook I read says CDs are the future and designed to last 100 years. Posted: 24 Mar 2018 12:15 PM PDT submitted by /u/erliluda [link] [comments]

I found everyone's missing semicolons. Posted: 24 Mar 2018 10:50 AM PDT submitted by /u/bss03 [link] [comments]

Silent war Posted: 24 Mar 2018 03:20 AM PDT submitted by /u/l1F [link] [comments]

Sharp Boi Posted: 24 Mar 2018 05:18 AM PDT submitted by /u/Ravernstal [link] [comments]

Am I doing this right? Posted: 24 Mar 2018 12:57 PM PDT submitted by /u/notbadftw [link] [comments]

string is.scientist = true; Posted: 24 Mar 2018 10:49 AM PDT submitted by /u/The_untextured [link] [comments]

Me: Hey guys, look at this funny code that I'll never actually use! Them: It'll never compile, you should... Posted: 24 Mar 2018 04:00 AM PDT submitted by /u/saulmessedupman [link] [comments]

Marc is probably glad? Posted: 24 Mar 2018 11:39 AM PDT submitted by /u/ts_asum [link] [comments]

no_u.py Posted: 24 Mar 2018 01:59 PM PDT submitted by /u/AgentMortar [link] [comments]

java.util.Observable Posted: 23 Mar 2018 07:20 PM PDT submitted by /u/medicalfluke [link] [comments]

Hollywood's version of "Hacking" - straight from the movie "Geostorm" Posted: 24 Mar 2018 01:15 AM PDT submitted by /u/distracted-from-work [link] [comments]

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