A True Programmer Don't Comment Programmer Humor

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• A True Programmer Don't Comment
• Welcome to the salty spitoon how tough are ya?
• It's a cry for help
• Programmer humor I actually understood :>
• Just Hit Escape
• git��irl
• I never thought I'd be making a UI like this, but here we are.
• That's one way of dealing with memory leaks!
• Thanks DuckDuckGo, that was exactly what I was looking for...
• This is not a dril
• Who needs Unicode when you got ASCII.
• Python in schools
• //pls
• elseif (isAsleep) LetSleep();
• Junior role available. 3 years commercial experience required. $15k per year
• Bless those who correct themselves
• f.lux
• One sales boi
• Just when I was about to understand the documentation...
• This is the highest compliment I could’ve received
• A QA Engineer walks into a bar and orders a beer
• If two telepaths start to read each other's thoughts
• Me

A True Programmer Don't Comment Posted: 01 Mar 2018 06:58 AM PST submitted by /u/WeeklyRecommendation [link] [comments]

Welcome to the salty spitoon how tough are ya? Posted: 01 Mar 2018 07:26 AM PST submitted by /u/Main_User2 [link] [comments]

It's a cry for help Posted: 01 Mar 2018 09:52 AM PST submitted by /u/NelsonBelmont [link] [comments]

Programmer humor I actually understood :> Posted: 01 Mar 2018 10:28 AM PST submitted by /u/like25njas [link] [comments]

Just Hit Escape Posted: 01 Mar 2018 03:33 AM PST submitted by /u/rockstarnights [link] [comments]

git��irl Posted: 01 Mar 2018 05:36 AM PST submitted by /u/wundrwweapon [link] [comments]

I never thought I'd be making a UI like this, but here we are. Posted: 01 Mar 2018 08:57 AM PST submitted by /u/roguemat [link] [comments]

That's one way of dealing with memory leaks! Posted: 01 Mar 2018 07:56 AM PST submitted by /u/BQKazoo [link] [comments]

Thanks DuckDuckGo, that was exactly what I was looking for... Posted: 01 Mar 2018 04:16 AM PST submitted by /u/gathurian [link] [comments]

This is not a dril Posted: 01 Mar 2018 10:55 AM PST submitted by /u/trippyboy420 [link] [comments]

Who needs Unicode when you got ASCII. Posted: 01 Mar 2018 01:02 AM PST submitted by /u/koeteris [link] [comments]

Python in schools Posted: 01 Mar 2018 05:26 AM PST submitted by /u/sf318 [link] [comments]

//pls Posted: 01 Mar 2018 07:59 AM PST submitted by /u/anthonyf24 [link] [comments]

elseif (isAsleep) LetSleep(); Posted: 01 Mar 2018 01:56 PM PST submitted by /u/Jaminshaman [link] [comments]

Junior role available. 3 years commercial experience required. $15k per year Posted: 01 Mar 2018 09:38 AM PST submitted by /u/dylan15766 [link] [comments]

Bless those who correct themselves Posted: 01 Mar 2018 12:13 PM PST submitted by /u/anorak644 [link] [comments]

f.lux Posted: 01 Mar 2018 01:25 AM PST submitted by /u/aaltohenrik [link] [comments]

One sales boi Posted: 28 Feb 2018 11:55 PM PST submitted by /u/aaltohenrik [link] [comments]

Just when I was about to understand the documentation... Posted: 01 Mar 2018 09:36 AM PST submitted by /u/CopyrightedPax [link] [comments]

This is the highest compliment I could’ve received Posted: 01 Mar 2018 07:10 AM PST submitted by /u/alphachurch [link] [comments]

A QA Engineer walks into a bar and orders a beer Posted: 01 Mar 2018 11:41 AM PST Orders 0 beers Orders 999999999 beers Orders a lizard Orders -1 beers Orders a ahdvfkeodhx submitted by /u/sairann [link] [comments]

If two telepaths start to read each other's thoughts Posted: 01 Mar 2018 06:05 AM PST they will die from a stack overflow. submitted by /u/Exerionius [link] [comments]

Me Posted: 28 Feb 2018 11:57 PM PST submitted by /u/DerFlyb [link] [comments]

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