I quit Programmer Humor

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• I quit
• Saw this on UX Puzzles Instagram
• A universal wisdom, as it were
• AI to troll scammers
• If only it was that easy.
• I never liked poetry until my friend started getting frustrated at work.
• This isn't even a programming language!
• Anyone got a lamb I could borrow?
• Yes Yahoo, that's what I was looking for
• TFW you get a job
• I designed this... What do you think?
• Looks like someone forgot to pay their web developer...
• me {Universal Turing Machine emoji} irl
• Try to do your best and if you fail, try again.
• Arrays start at 1 (xpost r/mildlyinfuriating)
• My boss would love to see this...
• Found this in a public toilet, I wonder which sdk it is
• I think my terminal is trying to tell me something...
• Instagram: I see you've liked all these pictures of kids. Here are some random kids I recommend you to like.
• Hey! Respond! I’m not done with my turing test
• I'm experiencing high network latency
• Was hoping for a decimal output but got this instead...
• Must be a quantum virus
• So uhh...this happened

I quit Posted: 07 Feb 2018 04:15 AM PST submitted by /u/janusz_chytrus [link] [comments]

Saw this on UX Puzzles Instagram Posted: 07 Feb 2018 11:55 AM PST submitted by /u/cjjharries [link] [comments]

A universal wisdom, as it were Posted: 07 Feb 2018 07:46 AM PST submitted by /u/FedExFacto [link] [comments]

AI to troll scammers Posted: 07 Feb 2018 12:44 PM PST submitted by /u/ShubhamBadal [link] [comments]

If only it was that easy. Posted: 07 Feb 2018 02:33 AM PST submitted by /u/owenineson [link] [comments]

I never liked poetry until my friend started getting frustrated at work. Posted: 07 Feb 2018 09:11 AM PST submitted by /u/vandysowndannyg [link] [comments]

This isn't even a programming language! Posted: 07 Feb 2018 12:28 PM PST submitted by /u/Patryk27 [link] [comments]

Anyone got a lamb I could borrow? Posted: 07 Feb 2018 10:03 AM PST submitted by /u/Falconinati [link] [comments]

Yes Yahoo, that's what I was looking for Posted: 07 Feb 2018 06:51 AM PST submitted by /u/AliceInWonderplace [link] [comments]

TFW you get a job Posted: 07 Feb 2018 10:57 AM PST submitted by /u/pemami0 [link] [comments]

I designed this... What do you think? Posted: 07 Feb 2018 06:36 AM PST submitted by /u/pavithra11 [link] [comments]

Looks like someone forgot to pay their web developer... Posted: 07 Feb 2018 01:34 PM PST submitted by /u/ElectricMayhem [link] [comments]

me {Universal Turing Machine emoji} irl Posted: 07 Feb 2018 11:29 AM PST submitted by /u/summer_thyme [link] [comments]

Try to do your best and if you fail, try again. Posted: 07 Feb 2018 09:08 AM PST submitted by /u/NotSoSecretTrans [link] [comments]

Arrays start at 1 (xpost r/mildlyinfuriating) Posted: 07 Feb 2018 12:12 PM PST submitted by /u/omenmedia [link] [comments]

My boss would love to see this... Posted: 07 Feb 2018 05:58 AM PST submitted by /u/Salty-Coalition [link] [comments]

Found this in a public toilet, I wonder which sdk it is Posted: 07 Feb 2018 07:40 AM PST submitted by /u/__MrFahrenheit [link] [comments]

I think my terminal is trying to tell me something... Posted: 07 Feb 2018 01:42 PM PST submitted by /u/iamkraya [link] [comments]

Instagram: I see you've liked all these pictures of kids. Here are some random kids I recommend you to like. Posted: 07 Feb 2018 09:18 AM PST Me: Mate, they were my nephews. Liking strange kids is weird.... submitted by /u/rafaturtle [link] [comments]

Hey! Respond! I’m not done with my turing test Posted: 07 Feb 2018 04:15 AM PST submitted by /u/HundertSiebZehn [link] [comments]

I'm experiencing high network latency Posted: 07 Feb 2018 08:41 AM PST submitted by /u/pythonhobbit [link] [comments]

Was hoping for a decimal output but got this instead... Posted: 07 Feb 2018 10:32 AM PST submitted by /u/DimitriTooProBro [link] [comments]

Must be a quantum virus Posted: 06 Feb 2018 10:46 PM PST submitted by /u/matthewjwood [link] [comments]

So uhh...this happened Posted: 07 Feb 2018 01:58 PM PST submitted by /u/Bytexic [link] [comments]

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