A productive day at work. [NSFW] Programmer Humor

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• A productive day at work. [NSFW]
• I am a DBA
• Intel releases Spectre patch code
• xkcd: Meltdown and Spectre
• Feature
• What I just found
• Printer/Compiler.... Practically the SAME Thing.
• Constants ahead!
• Every programmer loves consistency
• $EDITOR
• Forgot me mates did this near a year ago in CS lesson when my Internet stopped (wasn’t sure were to post)
• Defrag
• OBOE
• i made that website with code
• How else would a sane person number batteries?
• To Think That My Pedometer Record Is 21 Steps...
• When you get responses from five different people at once on stack overflow
• January 2018 is zero-indexed
• Found my exact code on github so had to file an issue
• Or in speech
• PHP starter kit
• Knock knock
• Hello Nutella
• How does a programmer search for an item in a grocery story?

A productive day at work. [NSFW] Posted: 06 Jan 2018 03:03 AM PST submitted by /u/ghosttr [link] [comments]

I am a DBA Posted: 06 Jan 2018 06:19 AM PST submitted by /u/DRGHMD [link] [comments]

Intel releases Spectre patch code Posted: 06 Jan 2018 07:40 AM PST submitted by /u/BurritoBashr [link] [comments]

xkcd: Meltdown and Spectre Posted: 06 Jan 2018 07:02 AM PST submitted by /u/Milesand [link] [comments]

Feature Posted: 05 Jan 2018 10:50 PM PST submitted by /u/doctev [link] [comments]

What I just found Posted: 06 Jan 2018 06:05 AM PST submitted by /u/pandermatt [link] [comments]

Printer/Compiler.... Practically the SAME Thing. Posted: 06 Jan 2018 09:25 AM PST submitted by /u/KlutzyNinja0319 [link] [comments]

Constants ahead! Posted: 06 Jan 2018 11:22 AM PST submitted by /u/Rouix [link] [comments]

Every programmer loves consistency Posted: 06 Jan 2018 10:28 AM PST submitted by /u/ms-history [link] [comments]

$EDITOR Posted: 06 Jan 2018 11:41 AM PST submitted by /u/Voltinus [link] [comments]

Forgot me mates did this near a year ago in CS lesson when my Internet stopped (wasn’t sure were to post) Posted: 06 Jan 2018 07:08 AM PST submitted by /u/SonRob7 [link] [comments]

Defrag Posted: 06 Jan 2018 03:32 PM PST submitted by /u/-KyloR- [link] [comments]

OBOE Posted: 06 Jan 2018 10:06 AM PST submitted by /u/ddfs [link] [comments]

i made that website with code Posted: 05 Jan 2018 04:32 PM PST submitted by /u/GammaYTCSGO [link] [comments]

How else would a sane person number batteries? Posted: 06 Jan 2018 10:12 AM PST submitted by /u/gnapoleon [link] [comments]

To Think That My Pedometer Record Is 21 Steps... Posted: 05 Jan 2018 05:59 PM PST submitted by /u/Pfheonix [link] [comments]

When you get responses from five different people at once on stack overflow Posted: 06 Jan 2018 02:30 PM PST submitted by /u/Hexidian [link] [comments]

January 2018 is zero-indexed Posted: 06 Jan 2018 07:32 AM PST submitted by /u/TriMill [link] [comments]

Found my exact code on github so had to file an issue Posted: 05 Jan 2018 05:46 PM PST submitted by /u/lmao_react [link] [comments]

Or in speech Posted: 06 Jan 2018 01:05 PM PST Has anyone noticed that in speech, and especially when presenting choices, people often use the word or when referring to an exclusive or? From now on I'm saying xor in all of those cases. submitted by /u/microchipsndip [link] [comments]

PHP starter kit Posted: 06 Jan 2018 12:59 AM PST submitted by /u/07025 [link] [comments]

Knock knock Posted: 06 Jan 2018 12:33 PM PST Branch prediction. Who's there? submitted by /u/LAN_of_the_free [link] [comments]

Hello Nutella Posted: 05 Jan 2018 09:45 PM PST submitted by /u/agent3bood [link] [comments]

How does a programmer search for an item in a grocery story? Posted: 06 Jan 2018 06:44 AM PST "Bread first search" submitted by /u/thr4wst [link] [comments]

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