Go home code, you're drunk Programmer Humor

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• Go home code, you're drunk
• 4:30am in the morning, trying to convince myself to stop for the night and go to bed, I look up and see this
• I mean... He’s not wrong
• 7.0 out of 10
• Found this on another sub, thought it belonged here.
• Valid "shortest solution" that requires ~40 hours to complete
• How to choose the best practice to work with.
• How things work around my office
• Found this gem on Wikipedia.
• Game of Codes
• The VIM escape room
• Well then. (x-post from r/mildlyinteresting)
• Most Others Don't Know the Horrors of Programming
• The cruel life of a software developer
• As a programmer, I'm not sure I can trust this soap...
• Stack Overflow Question that gets better as you look at it
• JavaScript is bigger than you thought
• The string goes SKRRRAAA
• "improved random number generator"
• Will JSON come out if I send a request in there?
• Yeaaaa, I'm sure you're gonna get a lot of applicants.
• The only acceptable time to use both tabs AND spaces.
• Metaphor of my life
• Googles loop clearly looks like a Post-increment but behaves like a Pre-increment.

Go home code, you're drunk Posted: 05 Dec 2017 03:14 AM PST submitted by /u/taires [link] [comments]

4:30am in the morning, trying to convince myself to stop for the night and go to bed, I look up and see this Posted: 05 Dec 2017 10:32 AM PST submitted by /u/grantrules [link] [comments]

I mean... He’s not wrong Posted: 05 Dec 2017 03:29 AM PST submitted by /u/Cyqix_ [link] [comments]

7.0 out of 10 Posted: 05 Dec 2017 12:08 PM PST submitted by /u/DesuSoarusrex [link] [comments]

Found this on another sub, thought it belonged here. Posted: 05 Dec 2017 09:41 AM PST submitted by /u/Dman331 [link] [comments]

Valid "shortest solution" that requires ~40 hours to complete Posted: 05 Dec 2017 10:08 AM PST submitted by /u/MrStevenJobs [link] [comments]

How to choose the best practice to work with. Posted: 05 Dec 2017 04:59 AM PST submitted by /u/Grasshopper24 [link] [comments]

How things work around my office Posted: 05 Dec 2017 10:30 AM PST submitted by /u/blakep561 [link] [comments]

Found this gem on Wikipedia. Posted: 05 Dec 2017 07:11 AM PST submitted by /u/avrathaa [link] [comments]

Game of Codes Posted: 05 Dec 2017 11:35 AM PST submitted by /u/MoustacheKin [link] [comments]

The VIM escape room Posted: 05 Dec 2017 12:24 PM PST submitted by /u/iburnedthecookie [link] [comments]

Well then. (x-post from r/mildlyinteresting) Posted: 05 Dec 2017 12:46 AM PST submitted by /u/TheDark0ne123 [link] [comments]

Most Others Don't Know the Horrors of Programming Posted: 05 Dec 2017 12:41 PM PST submitted by /u/TheAethereal [link] [comments]

The cruel life of a software developer Posted: 05 Dec 2017 01:04 PM PST submitted by /u/RegenWitherCookie [link] [comments]

As a programmer, I'm not sure I can trust this soap... Posted: 05 Dec 2017 07:18 AM PST submitted by /u/PogoPug [link] [comments]

Stack Overflow Question that gets better as you look at it Posted: 05 Dec 2017 01:50 PM PST submitted by /u/zial [link] [comments]

JavaScript is bigger than you thought Posted: 05 Dec 2017 01:05 PM PST submitted by /u/theonlyone4 [link] [comments]

The string goes SKRRRAAA Posted: 05 Dec 2017 12:58 PM PST submitted by /u/zehooves [link] [comments]

"improved random number generator" Posted: 05 Dec 2017 11:55 AM PST submitted by /u/lukeoftheaura [link] [comments]

Will JSON come out if I send a request in there? Posted: 05 Dec 2017 04:18 AM PST submitted by /u/otsmusic [link] [comments]

Yeaaaa, I'm sure you're gonna get a lot of applicants. Posted: 05 Dec 2017 05:39 AM PST submitted by /u/Smeliott [link] [comments]

The only acceptable time to use both tabs AND spaces. Posted: 05 Dec 2017 11:39 AM PST submitted by /u/Finchyy [link] [comments]

Metaphor of my life Posted: 05 Dec 2017 01:02 PM PST submitted by /u/kippz07 [link] [comments]

Googles loop clearly looks like a Post-increment but behaves like a Pre-increment. Posted: 05 Dec 2017 08:26 AM PST submitted by /u/nomisjacob [link] [comments]

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