Who would win? Programmer Humor

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• Who would win?
• It's fucked
• Perfect factorial program ��
• Well NOW I'm interested!
• Top answer to how much SQL knowledge is adequate for obtaining a job
• Source Code Management
• Behold, the greatest StackOverflow answer I've ever seen in my life
• Google assistant has a wide array of jokes
• Ordinal numbers are hard
• Spacing your program
• Every time someone asks for help
• When you get fired for being that guy in code reviews.
• Forum user casually throwing out zero day exploit to solve user’s login issue
• I'd tell you a UDP joke but I'm afraid you won't get it.
• When people ask for HW Help on Stack Overflow
• "So, you have a dedicated Ubuntu server? Where is it?"
• Thought you guys might like this.
• I managed to reproduce the bug....
• launch the nuuuukes
• Well made Apple
• Have you tried using an XML parser instead?
• PHP Development as it goes

Who would win? Posted: 29 Nov 2017 12:07 PM PST submitted by /u/WILL_CODE_FOR_PIZZA [link] [comments]

It's fucked Posted: 28 Nov 2017 09:30 PM PST submitted by /u/Battleboy43 [link] [comments]

Perfect factorial program �� Posted: 29 Nov 2017 02:33 AM PST submitted by /u/sesilaso [link] [comments]

Well NOW I'm interested! Posted: 28 Nov 2017 10:13 PM PST submitted by /u/The_Crazy_Matt [link] [comments]

Top answer to how much SQL knowledge is adequate for obtaining a job Posted: 29 Nov 2017 04:43 AM PST submitted by /u/Flintor [link] [comments]

Source Code Management Posted: 29 Nov 2017 01:32 PM PST submitted by /u/Wargon2015 [link] [comments]

Behold, the greatest StackOverflow answer I've ever seen in my life Posted: 29 Nov 2017 02:36 PM PST submitted by /u/JustinLennox [link] [comments]

Google assistant has a wide array of jokes Posted: 29 Nov 2017 04:32 AM PST submitted by /u/Sugaa5543 [link] [comments]

Ordinal numbers are hard Posted: 29 Nov 2017 01:03 AM PST submitted by /u/rap2h [link] [comments]

Spacing your program Posted: 29 Nov 2017 05:24 AM PST submitted by /u/chickenwingding [link] [comments]

Every time someone asks for help Posted: 29 Nov 2017 01:33 PM PST submitted by /u/bloopblo [link] [comments]

When you get fired for being that guy in code reviews. Posted: 29 Nov 2017 05:19 AM PST submitted by /u/neonpablo [link] [comments]

Forum user casually throwing out zero day exploit to solve user’s login issue Posted: 28 Nov 2017 10:53 PM PST submitted by /u/rsn1990 [link] [comments]

I'd tell you a UDP joke but I'm afraid you won't get it. Posted: 29 Nov 2017 07:43 AM PST submitted by /u/Blastoise420 [link] [comments]

When people ask for HW Help on Stack Overflow Posted: 29 Nov 2017 07:30 AM PST submitted by /u/darielgames [link] [comments]

"So, you have a dedicated Ubuntu server? Where is it?" Posted: 29 Nov 2017 11:30 AM PST submitted by /u/NatoBoram [link] [comments]

Thought you guys might like this. Posted: 29 Nov 2017 10:36 AM PST submitted by /u/TheRedditing [link] [comments]

I managed to reproduce the bug.... Posted: 29 Nov 2017 06:27 AM PST submitted by /u/vivekvenu [link] [comments]

launch the nuuuukes Posted: 29 Nov 2017 11:44 AM PST submitted by /u/hexx112 [link] [comments]

Well made Apple Posted: 29 Nov 2017 01:53 PM PST submitted by /u/The_Big_Cock [link] [comments]

Have you tried using an XML parser instead? Posted: 29 Nov 2017 01:29 PM PST submitted by /u/thaadjarvis [link] [comments]

PHP Development as it goes Posted: 29 Nov 2017 09:23 AM PST submitted by /u/sai-kiran [link] [comments]

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