Quack! Programmer Humor

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• Quack!
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• Train harder.
• Break statements, not hearts. Manipulate strings, not people. Throw exceptions, not grenade. Eliminates programs, not relationship. Kill threads, not animals. Raise exceptions, not this post.
• Can’t argue with that logic...
• at least give a brief explanation like god damn
• Why would you hurt me in such a way
• Just found that out on Twitter
• She raised me so well
• Urgent and Important
• Types of programmers...
• He’s not wrong y’know
• Me, commenting my code
• Minor bug fix
• 3 billion devices
• Most badass "Will it run Doom?", meme by u/failfastfailforward from r/memes
• 99% of the time!
• Because there is no such thing as a happy ending in this job.
• Celebrated my son's 17th birthday today!
• no branch needed
• PM: "So how long will it take you to build this brand new feature I just described to you two seconds ago...?"
• Fixing Bugs in Production... Finally DONE.
• Git commit -m "some fixes"
• The stage every programmer has been through
• Cannot explain why..

Quack! Posted: 07 Sep 2020 05:45 AM PDT submitted by /u/Gazorpiano [link] [comments]

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Train harder. Posted: 07 Sep 2020 04:32 AM PDT submitted by /u/Massive-Reply-5942 [link] [comments]

Break statements, not hearts. Manipulate strings, not people. Throw exceptions, not grenade. Eliminates programs, not relationship. Kill threads, not animals. Raise exceptions, not this post. Posted: 07 Sep 2020 08:21 AM PDT submitted by /u/sChloe1998 [link] [comments]

Can’t argue with that logic... Posted: 07 Sep 2020 01:59 AM PDT submitted by /u/ContrastO159 [link] [comments]

at least give a brief explanation like god damn Posted: 07 Sep 2020 02:05 AM PDT submitted by /u/KasraMontazeri [link] [comments]

Why would you hurt me in such a way Posted: 06 Sep 2020 08:54 PM PDT submitted by /u/Sahil_32 [link] [comments]

Just found that out on Twitter Posted: 07 Sep 2020 03:40 AM PDT submitted by /u/koro_baka [link] [comments]

She raised me so well Posted: 07 Sep 2020 06:49 AM PDT submitted by /u/DeltaPositionReady [link] [comments]

Urgent and Important Posted: 07 Sep 2020 08:46 AM PDT submitted by /u/_workchronicles [link] [comments]

Types of programmers... Posted: 07 Sep 2020 07:25 AM PDT submitted by /u/Indrajithbandara [link] [comments]

He’s not wrong y’know Posted: 07 Sep 2020 09:54 AM PDT submitted by /u/Jakey_613 [link] [comments]

Me, commenting my code Posted: 07 Sep 2020 06:16 AM PDT submitted by /u/A_Random_Platypus [link] [comments]

Minor bug fix Posted: 07 Sep 2020 08:42 AM PDT submitted by /u/lahsiv97 [link] [comments]

3 billion devices Posted: 07 Sep 2020 06:10 AM PDT submitted by /u/number2sudoku [link] [comments]

Most badass "Will it run Doom?", meme by u/failfastfailforward from r/memes Posted: 07 Sep 2020 09:54 AM PDT submitted by /u/Lakayo [link] [comments]

99% of the time! Posted: 07 Sep 2020 08:50 AM PDT submitted by /u/lucifer_alive [link] [comments]

Because there is no such thing as a happy ending in this job. Posted: 07 Sep 2020 12:31 PM PDT submitted by /u/nasser_junior [link] [comments]

Celebrated my son's 17th birthday today! Posted: 06 Sep 2020 10:00 PM PDT submitted by /u/ThermionicEmissions [link] [comments]

no branch needed Posted: 07 Sep 2020 10:26 AM PDT submitted by /u/Costik_x17 [link] [comments]

PM: "So how long will it take you to build this brand new feature I just described to you two seconds ago...?" Posted: 07 Sep 2020 02:04 PM PDT submitted by /u/etf213 [link] [comments]

Fixing Bugs in Production... Finally DONE. Posted: 06 Sep 2020 11:40 PM PDT submitted by /u/zerofeed [link] [comments]

Git commit -m "some fixes" Posted: 07 Sep 2020 06:43 AM PDT submitted by /u/HexR1se [link] [comments]

The stage every programmer has been through Posted: 07 Sep 2020 10:56 AM PDT submitted by /u/an0nym0uzz [link] [comments]

Cannot explain why.. Posted: 07 Sep 2020 10:11 AM PDT submitted by /u/yuva-krishna-memes [link] [comments]

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