We are Programmers. Programmer Humor

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• We are Programmers.
• IntelliJ said that one of my while loops does not loop. I removed the while. Compiler disagreed.
• Can you see it?
• Preparing to load title... Do not power off your device
• Every. Fuckin'. Time
• Can’t argue with the logic
• if(code has error){fix_it();}
• It needs to be said
• Software requirements specification
• Kode.
• It is the truth.
• Explaining recursion to a non-programmer:
• Can confirm after one month as junior
• That's correct my boy!
• Something !important to notice
• Hope Tom won't disturb him while debugging
• Github: let's redesign for widescreens!
• Prisons are full of people like this
• It be like that
• When 80% of your project consists of commented-out legacy code
• Who have friends like that?
• I sent that to my project manager 1hrs ago
• Now that it mentions it...

We are Programmers. Posted: 26 Jun 2020 07:07 AM PDT submitted by /u/Indrajithbandara [link] [comments]

IntelliJ said that one of my while loops does not loop. I removed the while. Compiler disagreed. Posted: 26 Jun 2020 07:38 AM PDT submitted by /u/Paddy_Official [link] [comments]

Can you see it? Posted: 26 Jun 2020 11:25 AM PDT submitted by /u/kotelja [link] [comments]

Preparing to load title... Do not power off your device Posted: 26 Jun 2020 08:18 AM PDT submitted by /u/DarkAura69 [link] [comments]

Every. Fuckin'. Time Posted: 26 Jun 2020 05:58 AM PDT submitted by /u/Vycka1634 [link] [comments]

Can’t argue with the logic Posted: 26 Jun 2020 03:02 PM PDT submitted by /u/Alwaystacos [link] [comments]

if(code has error){fix_it();} Posted: 26 Jun 2020 07:47 AM PDT submitted by /u/illuminati-exists [link] [comments]

It needs to be said Posted: 26 Jun 2020 08:55 AM PDT submitted by /u/Sam_Claflin [link] [comments]

Software requirements specification Posted: 26 Jun 2020 02:32 PM PDT submitted by /u/daz_zeD [link] [comments]

Kode. Posted: 25 Jun 2020 10:56 PM PDT submitted by /u/_01010010 [link] [comments]

It is the truth. Posted: 26 Jun 2020 08:07 AM PDT submitted by /u/Endtzler [link] [comments]

Explaining recursion to a non-programmer: Posted: 26 Jun 2020 07:42 AM PDT submitted by /u/Xaimon333 [link] [comments]

Can confirm after one month as junior Posted: 26 Jun 2020 10:08 AM PDT submitted by /u/zelezo001 [link] [comments]

That's correct my boy! Posted: 26 Jun 2020 12:58 PM PDT submitted by /u/Phr3aker [link] [comments]

Something !important to notice Posted: 26 Jun 2020 03:45 AM PDT submitted by /u/jeankev [link] [comments]

Hope Tom won't disturb him while debugging Posted: 26 Jun 2020 07:23 AM PDT submitted by /u/bin-x-k [link] [comments]

Github: let's redesign for widescreens! Posted: 26 Jun 2020 07:32 AM PDT submitted by /u/baz_a [link] [comments]

Prisons are full of people like this Posted: 26 Jun 2020 10:17 AM PDT submitted by /u/Strato35 [link] [comments]

It be like that Posted: 26 Jun 2020 11:58 AM PDT submitted by /u/Veinq [link] [comments]

When 80% of your project consists of commented-out legacy code Posted: 26 Jun 2020 07:48 AM PDT submitted by /u/cobbledhills [link] [comments]

Who have friends like that? Posted: 26 Jun 2020 03:43 PM PDT submitted by /u/Jeacom512 [link] [comments]

I sent that to my project manager 1hrs ago Posted: 26 Jun 2020 10:33 AM PDT submitted by /u/Strato35 [link] [comments]

Now that it mentions it... Posted: 25 Jun 2020 08:41 PM PDT submitted by /u/AustralianBushman [link] [comments]

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