Interviews vs day-to-day job Programmer Humor

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• Interviews vs day-to-day job
• Thanks to my gaming chair and my 144Hz multimonitor setup, I can write code 40% more efficiently.
• quicky hides resume
• Secure? Secure!
• US coronavirus response explained in programmer terms
• they lied to me :(
• If it only was that easy
• F*** Timezones
• Algorithms
• well done Mark
• Well yes, but actually no
• When you learn Random and want to show off
• Coronavirus uses recursion
• Your whole code is red now, congrats
• Cancel or Cancel Cancel
• It's decision time!
• Staying inside? We can do that!
• ah, accurate
• OK, Gen Z-er
• Nice, I'll have a feature out by the end of the year
• Finally the golden age of the programmer
• Me after finishing an introductory lesson on HTML pretending to understand the posts here
• Lost a half a school lesson worth of progress at home yesterday
• Brace yourselves!!!!

Interviews vs day-to-day job Posted: 12 Mar 2020 10:18 AM PDT submitted by /u/Confidenceismyname [link] [comments]

Thanks to my gaming chair and my 144Hz multimonitor setup, I can write code 40% more efficiently. Posted: 12 Mar 2020 07:32 AM PDT submitted by /u/gp57 [link] [comments]

quicky hides resume Posted: 11 Mar 2020 11:16 PM PDT submitted by /u/andreidarie [link] [comments]

Secure? Secure! Posted: 12 Mar 2020 02:40 AM PDT submitted by /u/ahotko [link] [comments]

US coronavirus response explained in programmer terms Posted: 12 Mar 2020 02:50 PM PDT submitted by /u/yogthos [link] [comments]

they lied to me :( Posted: 11 Mar 2020 10:10 PM PDT submitted by /u/navneetmuffin [link] [comments]

If it only was that easy Posted: 12 Mar 2020 06:07 AM PDT submitted by /u/SwWolfie [link] [comments]

F*** Timezones Posted: 12 Mar 2020 03:50 AM PDT submitted by /u/IcewindDarkstar [link] [comments]

Algorithms Posted: 12 Mar 2020 06:45 AM PDT submitted by /u/StellarBit [link] [comments]

well done Mark Posted: 12 Mar 2020 03:04 AM PDT submitted by /u/wadie31 [link] [comments]

Well yes, but actually no Posted: 12 Mar 2020 10:52 AM PDT submitted by /u/Crossu88 [link] [comments]

When you learn Random and want to show off Posted: 12 Mar 2020 03:02 AM PDT submitted by /u/Soogbad [link] [comments]

Coronavirus uses recursion Posted: 12 Mar 2020 05:42 AM PDT submitted by /u/towernter [link] [comments]

Your whole code is red now, congrats Posted: 12 Mar 2020 08:19 AM PDT submitted by /u/TheLxgnd27 [link] [comments]

Cancel or Cancel Cancel Posted: 12 Mar 2020 11:06 AM PDT submitted by /u/adavid02 [link] [comments]

It's decision time! Posted: 12 Mar 2020 08:30 AM PDT submitted by /u/Uni_Omni [link] [comments]

Staying inside? We can do that! Posted: 12 Mar 2020 07:20 AM PDT submitted by /u/TinQ0 [link] [comments]

ah, accurate Posted: 12 Mar 2020 12:27 PM PDT submitted by /u/raselhowlader0 [link] [comments]

OK, Gen Z-er Posted: 12 Mar 2020 01:21 PM PDT submitted by /u/cougaranddark [link] [comments]

Nice, I'll have a feature out by the end of the year Posted: 12 Mar 2020 08:47 AM PDT submitted by /u/OminousLatinWord [link] [comments]

Finally the golden age of the programmer Posted: 12 Mar 2020 03:02 PM PDT submitted by /u/burnmp3s [link] [comments]

Me after finishing an introductory lesson on HTML pretending to understand the posts here Posted: 12 Mar 2020 05:24 AM PDT submitted by /u/Meraj123 [link] [comments]

Lost a half a school lesson worth of progress at home yesterday Posted: 12 Mar 2020 03:25 AM PDT submitted by /u/Recsakmester64 [link] [comments]

Brace yourselves!!!! Posted: 11 Mar 2020 11:10 PM PDT submitted by /u/AnujG23 [link] [comments]

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