98% can’t Programmer Humor

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• 98% can’t
• I was told I should post this here
• How many great discoveries you have thought of sitting on the debugging chair
• What if drivers were hired like programmers?
• This little guy thought he spotted a bug in my code.
• Functionality is key
• Code is fully functional and ready to be pushed to production
• Explaining strings to my girlfriend like the adult I am
• This needs to stop
• Train station in England knows how to properly number its platforms
• client expectation vs client budget
• Only for Hardcore Programmers
• Code works anyway, deploy it
• The new if,elif,else paradigm
• That's too powerful....
• Programming without IDE is hard
• "Wait what type is temp2 again...?"
• Eventual consistency in comicstrip form
• I hope you guys are having a better day than I am.
• PHP bad. LUL
• Not my meme, not my image, just think it fits way better here
• temp=a, a=b, b=temp
• #scratch
• When you see this number, you fucked up.
• Only real homies be using std::vector

98% can’t Posted: 17 Feb 2020 06:07 AM PST submitted by /u/instagrm [link] [comments]

I was told I should post this here Posted: 17 Feb 2020 08:34 AM PST submitted by /u/ther3alrambo [link] [comments]

How many great discoveries you have thought of sitting on the debugging chair Posted: 17 Feb 2020 07:30 AM PST submitted by /u/idrizovdjem [link] [comments]

What if drivers were hired like programmers? Posted: 17 Feb 2020 01:10 AM PST submitted by /u/tommackyies [link] [comments]

This little guy thought he spotted a bug in my code. Posted: 17 Feb 2020 03:29 AM PST submitted by /u/NooBeeeee [link] [comments]

Functionality is key Posted: 17 Feb 2020 02:43 AM PST submitted by /u/ammarsalman94 [link] [comments]

Code is fully functional and ready to be pushed to production Posted: 17 Feb 2020 10:22 AM PST submitted by /u/_Miaaau [link] [comments]

Explaining strings to my girlfriend like the adult I am Posted: 16 Feb 2020 06:06 PM PST submitted by /u/SunnyTheHippie [link] [comments]

This needs to stop Posted: 17 Feb 2020 12:46 PM PST submitted by /u/n0lifeismylife [link] [comments]

Train station in England knows how to properly number its platforms Posted: 17 Feb 2020 04:06 AM PST submitted by /u/CookPassBabtridge89 [link] [comments]

client expectation vs client budget Posted: 17 Feb 2020 12:55 AM PST submitted by /u/TroyBarone [link] [comments]

Only for Hardcore Programmers Posted: 16 Feb 2020 10:15 PM PST submitted by /u/TroyBarone [link] [comments]

Code works anyway, deploy it Posted: 17 Feb 2020 12:04 AM PST submitted by /u/robot1324 [link] [comments]

The new if,elif,else paradigm Posted: 17 Feb 2020 01:16 PM PST submitted by /u/yakkingdom [link] [comments]

That's too powerful.... Posted: 17 Feb 2020 09:12 AM PST submitted by /u/hamza1311 [link] [comments]

Programming without IDE is hard Posted: 17 Feb 2020 06:16 AM PST submitted by /u/Brainless_Gamer [link] [comments]

"Wait what type is temp2 again...?" Posted: 17 Feb 2020 09:38 AM PST submitted by /u/MehNameless [link] [comments]

Eventual consistency in comicstrip form Posted: 16 Feb 2020 04:28 PM PST submitted by /u/NoShoulderSurfing [link] [comments]

I hope you guys are having a better day than I am. Posted: 17 Feb 2020 02:21 PM PST submitted by /u/Phleed [link] [comments]

PHP bad. LUL Posted: 17 Feb 2020 12:56 PM PST submitted by /u/Turtle-PowA [link] [comments]

Not my meme, not my image, just think it fits way better here Posted: 17 Feb 2020 02:35 AM PST submitted by /u/Dr4kk0nnys [link] [comments]

temp=a, a=b, b=temp Posted: 17 Feb 2020 12:01 AM PST submitted by /u/dpahoe [link] [comments]

#scratch Posted: 17 Feb 2020 11:48 AM PST submitted by /u/benbookworm97 [link] [comments]

When you see this number, you fucked up. Posted: 17 Feb 2020 09:45 AM PST submitted by /u/inxaneninja [link] [comments]

Only real homies be using std::vector Posted: 17 Feb 2020 04:59 AM PST submitted by /u/Sir_Wouter [link] [comments]

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