I need one of these. Programmer Humor

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• I need one of these.
• Tabs vs Spaces
• How to annoy your colleagues
• I choked
• Fuming.
• It never feels right
• Is 400 a lot?
• Sorry Lua programmers, this one's on you.
• My parents in the mid 1990's
• Made a system so I get shocked when I build with warnings
• So thats how intern works
• That's 32-bit integer for you!
• What is it like to work from home?
• Or the comment syntax of your language of choice...
• To be fair, I run CentOS on a VM
• Blame QA
• My sister accidentally made a programmer joke
• A meme that I made to reflect how my afternoon is going
• Commitment issues
• First days as a software engineer...
• What's a unit test
• Saw some JS code flash up on screen in a recent national TV ad & was curious what the output was. Turns out it was a cypher-ed and base-64 encoded hidden URL that leads to a job interview!
• Freelancers
• Found this gem while searching for a GUID related answer on Stackoverflow

I need one of these. Posted: 10 Jan 2020 03:53 AM PST submitted by /u/DeveloperToast [link] [comments]

Tabs vs Spaces Posted: 10 Jan 2020 07:31 AM PST submitted by /u/danielsoft1 [link] [comments]

How to annoy your colleagues Posted: 10 Jan 2020 02:12 AM PST submitted by /u/Standard-Notice [link] [comments]

I choked Posted: 09 Jan 2020 07:53 PM PST submitted by /u/manllo [link] [comments]

Fuming. Posted: 10 Jan 2020 07:45 AM PST submitted by /u/sahlos [link] [comments]

It never feels right Posted: 09 Jan 2020 08:32 PM PST submitted by /u/katsabutsa [link] [comments]

Is 400 a lot? Posted: 10 Jan 2020 05:12 AM PST submitted by /u/CSMarco [link] [comments]

Sorry Lua programmers, this one's on you. Posted: 10 Jan 2020 09:24 AM PST submitted by /u/ToaSuutox [link] [comments]

My parents in the mid 1990's Posted: 09 Jan 2020 11:15 PM PST submitted by /u/ArpitJain96 [link] [comments]

Made a system so I get shocked when I build with warnings Posted: 10 Jan 2020 11:52 AM PST submitted by /u/krysaczek [link] [comments]

So thats how intern works Posted: 10 Jan 2020 03:25 AM PST submitted by /u/S44F4Y4T [link] [comments]

That's 32-bit integer for you! Posted: 10 Jan 2020 12:16 PM PST submitted by /u/anonysince2k [link] [comments]

What is it like to work from home? Posted: 10 Jan 2020 07:43 AM PST submitted by /u/lobstahcodah [link] [comments]

Or the comment syntax of your language of choice... Posted: 09 Jan 2020 08:52 PM PST submitted by /u/g28_x0y0z0 [link] [comments]

To be fair, I run CentOS on a VM Posted: 10 Jan 2020 11:19 AM PST submitted by /u/Carbohydratess [link] [comments]

Blame QA Posted: 10 Jan 2020 07:53 AM PST submitted by /u/DerJulsn [link] [comments]

My sister accidentally made a programmer joke Posted: 10 Jan 2020 03:03 PM PST submitted by /u/BewareTheGiant [link] [comments]

A meme that I made to reflect how my afternoon is going Posted: 10 Jan 2020 08:38 AM PST submitted by /u/Knifeslinger07 [link] [comments]

Commitment issues Posted: 10 Jan 2020 04:03 AM PST submitted by /u/beer_blaster [link] [comments]

First days as a software engineer... Posted: 10 Jan 2020 04:18 AM PST submitted by /u/BoobRockets [link] [comments]

What's a unit test Posted: 10 Jan 2020 06:37 AM PST submitted by /u/ToadyWoady [link] [comments]

Saw some JS code flash up on screen in a recent national TV ad & was curious what the output was. Turns out it was a cypher-ed and base-64 encoded hidden URL that leads to a job interview! Posted: 10 Jan 2020 01:29 PM PST submitted by /u/mkv_gti [link] [comments]

Freelancers Posted: 10 Jan 2020 02:15 PM PST submitted by /u/p4s7 [link] [comments]

Found this gem while searching for a GUID related answer on Stackoverflow Posted: 10 Jan 2020 01:48 PM PST submitted by /u/cozarion [link] [comments]

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