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• My friend just texted me this
• saving a "bit" of money
• Me during code reviews
• Just Project Manager things!!!!
• MATLAB: fake it until you make it
• If this was accurate, the tire would be bigger
• The greatest teacher, failure is.
• Ba(c)h!
• Awfully true
• Guess I'll go to jail then
• Cannot find library in java.library.path
• //comments who?
• Me
• Who doesn't love recursion?
• I will start numbering them now
• no dad , I'm not tech support
• When I add a big chunk of code into my program and it runs properly the first time through
• cout << "It really do be like that" << endl;
• Data scientists trying to write software
• My student was asked to create a button which when clicked revealed a secret message. 10/10 submission
• Took me a while to Register it.
• Better feeling than sex
• No Syntax Highlighting vs Syntax Highlighting
• Nobody ever got out of that bus

My friend just texted me this Posted: 27 Nov 2019 08:01 AM PST submitted by /u/scumbaggio [link] [comments]

saving a "bit" of money Posted: 27 Nov 2019 05:42 AM PST submitted by /u/good_clean_code [link] [comments]

Me during code reviews Posted: 27 Nov 2019 09:05 AM PST submitted by /u/bukminster [link] [comments]

Just Project Manager things!!!! Posted: 26 Nov 2019 09:20 PM PST submitted by /u/AnujG23 [link] [comments]

MATLAB: fake it until you make it Posted: 27 Nov 2019 10:01 AM PST submitted by /u/TheGreatCabbage2 [link] [comments]

If this was accurate, the tire would be bigger Posted: 27 Nov 2019 05:44 AM PST submitted by /u/thememelordofRDU [link] [comments]

The greatest teacher, failure is. Posted: 27 Nov 2019 02:16 AM PST submitted by /u/XinoVan [link] [comments]

Ba(c)h! Posted: 27 Nov 2019 05:39 AM PST submitted by /u/ikisusi [link] [comments]

Awfully true Posted: 27 Nov 2019 01:03 PM PST submitted by /u/boseka [link] [comments]

Guess I'll go to jail then Posted: 27 Nov 2019 08:21 AM PST submitted by /u/aWildGeodudeAppeared [link] [comments]

Cannot find library in java.library.path Posted: 27 Nov 2019 02:13 AM PST submitted by /u/Shor-m [link] [comments]

//comments who? Posted: 27 Nov 2019 01:27 AM PST submitted by /u/helicosomega [link] [comments]

Me Posted: 27 Nov 2019 11:43 AM PST submitted by /u/bobaloogans [link] [comments]

Who doesn't love recursion? Posted: 27 Nov 2019 12:15 PM PST submitted by /u/iTzDrK_ [link] [comments]

I will start numbering them now Posted: 27 Nov 2019 12:34 PM PST submitted by /u/alebuser [link] [comments]

no dad , I'm not tech support Posted: 27 Nov 2019 03:38 AM PST submitted by /u/Bushman_Hunter42 [link] [comments]

When I add a big chunk of code into my program and it runs properly the first time through Posted: 27 Nov 2019 10:22 AM PST submitted by /u/kadmij [link] [comments]

cout << "It really do be like that" << endl; Posted: 27 Nov 2019 03:08 AM PST submitted by /u/jankopjer [link] [comments]

Data scientists trying to write software Posted: 27 Nov 2019 03:45 AM PST submitted by /u/janmeppe [link] [comments]

My student was asked to create a button which when clicked revealed a secret message. 10/10 submission Posted: 27 Nov 2019 12:26 AM PST submitted by /u/DibDipDabDob [link] [comments]

Took me a while to Register it. Posted: 27 Nov 2019 05:53 AM PST submitted by /u/widefaceviki [link] [comments]

Better feeling than sex Posted: 27 Nov 2019 03:36 PM PST submitted by /u/FamiliarIndustry [link] [comments]

No Syntax Highlighting vs Syntax Highlighting Posted: 27 Nov 2019 02:21 PM PST submitted by /u/meneloss9 [link] [comments]

Nobody ever got out of that bus Posted: 27 Nov 2019 01:04 PM PST submitted by /u/Axelego04 [link] [comments]

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