Happened to me today Programmer Humor

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• Happened to me today
• Sorry, I don't know anything about computers.
• Version-control system
• *does anything on eclipse*
• Getting my hopes up
• virginity protected
• dev->hide();
• A little Canadian humor
• When you're tired of making typos, so you include them as commands (Valve Source Engine)
• When a JS Dev sees this on a website
• True story ...
• Made with a budget of 5 cents on MS Paint
• I guess that's what developer call "Compiler Error"
• I love hex
• If self.status == .alive
• Same Picture guys?
• ++C;
• This feels really passive aggressive for software.
• Context: the first guy was replying to an acceptable solution to the original problem
• What's the cutest Regex?
• if-else and ? : are cute, but this is what actual conditional sophistication looks like
• At least it's not JavaScript
• bit late to the party
• My wife sent me for a breastfeeding pillow and it was obvious which one to get the newbie.

Happened to me today Posted: 18 Apr 2019 10:16 AM PDT submitted by /u/BigDaddyFig [link] [comments]

Sorry, I don't know anything about computers. Posted: 18 Apr 2019 12:16 AM PDT submitted by /u/matharooudemy [link] [comments]

Version-control system Posted: 18 Apr 2019 11:24 AM PDT submitted by /u/Captious99 [link] [comments]

*does anything on eclipse* Posted: 18 Apr 2019 07:38 AM PDT submitted by /u/Duckmanmasterofponds [link] [comments]

Getting my hopes up Posted: 18 Apr 2019 09:10 AM PDT submitted by /u/FilthyZMePlease [link] [comments]

virginity protected Posted: 18 Apr 2019 11:18 AM PDT submitted by /u/heckingmemulorde [link] [comments]

dev->hide(); Posted: 17 Apr 2019 11:01 PM PDT submitted by /u/khan9813 [link] [comments]

A little Canadian humor Posted: 18 Apr 2019 11:27 AM PDT submitted by /u/bsparks027 [link] [comments]

When you're tired of making typos, so you include them as commands (Valve Source Engine) Posted: 18 Apr 2019 08:29 AM PDT submitted by /u/Boo2z [link] [comments]

When a JS Dev sees this on a website Posted: 18 Apr 2019 09:16 AM PDT submitted by /u/Beodbwkehvrvt [link] [comments]

True story ... Posted: 18 Apr 2019 02:59 PM PDT submitted by /u/becodable [link] [comments]

Made with a budget of 5 cents on MS Paint Posted: 18 Apr 2019 12:21 PM PDT submitted by /u/Niethar [link] [comments]

I guess that's what developer call "Compiler Error" Posted: 18 Apr 2019 10:39 AM PDT submitted by /u/746F6F72 [link] [comments]

I love hex Posted: 18 Apr 2019 03:08 PM PDT submitted by /u/kosmai [link] [comments]

If self.status == .alive Posted: 18 Apr 2019 08:02 AM PDT submitted by /u/GeoFlashMite [link] [comments]

Same Picture guys? Posted: 18 Apr 2019 03:05 AM PDT submitted by /u/KamalChhirang [link] [comments]

++C; Posted: 18 Apr 2019 02:37 PM PDT submitted by /u/Nawakaski [link] [comments]

This feels really passive aggressive for software. Posted: 18 Apr 2019 01:37 PM PDT submitted by /u/FoldupMonkey117 [link] [comments]

Context: the first guy was replying to an acceptable solution to the original problem Posted: 18 Apr 2019 09:45 AM PDT submitted by /u/mlmoreck [link] [comments]

What's the cutest Regex? Posted: 18 Apr 2019 10:12 AM PDT Was doing some Regex stuff the other day and noticed this little guy: (^.*) Nothing fancy, but certainly cute. What's the cutest (or ugliest) Regex you got? submitted by /u/arcrad [link] [comments]

if-else and ? : are cute, but this is what actual conditional sophistication looks like Posted: 18 Apr 2019 08:50 AM PDT submitted by /u/cutety [link] [comments]

At least it's not JavaScript Posted: 18 Apr 2019 03:52 PM PDT submitted by /u/tr00evol [link] [comments]

bit late to the party Posted: 18 Apr 2019 05:29 AM PDT submitted by /u/ManyPandas [link] [comments]

My wife sent me for a breastfeeding pillow and it was obvious which one to get the newbie. Posted: 18 Apr 2019 02:59 PM PDT submitted by /u/QuickBASIC [link] [comments]

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