Why is all my code like this? Programmer Humor

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• Why is all my code like this?
• UML is love, UML is life
• And they say HTML isn't a real programming language ��
• Who doesn't love pseudocode...
• Damn Servers
• Teaching prisoners programming
• Trying to get rid of legacy code
• After thinking about it, the easiest solution.
• I am speed
• We need them
• Every. Single. Sprint.
• Happens to me everytime
• Dominance Rituals of the Adolescent Developer
• Praise be to the gods of Stack Overflow
• Its an older meme, but it checks out
• How to program a self driving car
• You thought
• Best Version Control Ever.
• Oh
• It is
• Relatable
• Scrum in a nutshell

Why is all my code like this? Posted: 21 Mar 2019 09:48 AM PDT submitted by /u/TheMiniDuck [link] [comments]

UML is love, UML is life Posted: 21 Mar 2019 02:45 AM PDT submitted by /u/Tortumine [link] [comments]

And they say HTML isn't a real programming language �� Posted: 21 Mar 2019 07:51 AM PDT submitted by /u/PM_ME_A_SHOWER_BEER [link] [comments]

Who doesn't love pseudocode... Posted: 21 Mar 2019 12:41 PM PDT submitted by /u/TheNerdOnFire [link] [comments]

Damn Servers Posted: 21 Mar 2019 03:11 AM PDT submitted by /u/Gygou [link] [comments]

Teaching prisoners programming Posted: 21 Mar 2019 06:24 AM PDT submitted by /u/reJectedeuw [link] [comments]

Trying to get rid of legacy code Posted: 21 Mar 2019 01:36 PM PDT submitted by /u/exactmat [link] [comments]

After thinking about it, the easiest solution. Posted: 21 Mar 2019 10:23 AM PDT submitted by /u/Aethy [link] [comments]

I am speed Posted: 21 Mar 2019 07:21 AM PDT submitted by /u/gurdletheturtle [link] [comments]

We need them Posted: 21 Mar 2019 05:09 AM PDT submitted by /u/smumuguy [link] [comments]

Every. Single. Sprint. Posted: 21 Mar 2019 05:56 AM PDT submitted by /u/Sageness [link] [comments]

Happens to me everytime Posted: 21 Mar 2019 01:55 PM PDT submitted by /u/JonathanTheZero [link] [comments]

Dominance Rituals of the Adolescent Developer Posted: 21 Mar 2019 12:56 PM PDT submitted by /u/cube-drone [link] [comments]

Praise be to the gods of Stack Overflow Posted: 21 Mar 2019 01:51 PM PDT submitted by /u/bagnastayy [link] [comments]

Its an older meme, but it checks out Posted: 21 Mar 2019 12:03 PM PDT submitted by /u/0x000100 [link] [comments]

How to program a self driving car Posted: 21 Mar 2019 03:24 PM PDT submitted by /u/shayan448 [link] [comments]

You thought Posted: 21 Mar 2019 02:58 PM PDT submitted by /u/Cyber_Boi [link] [comments]

Best Version Control Ever. Posted: 21 Mar 2019 11:07 AM PDT submitted by /u/ativsc [link] [comments]

Oh Posted: 21 Mar 2019 07:53 AM PDT submitted by /u/pertinentz [link] [comments]

It is Posted: 21 Mar 2019 07:45 AM PDT submitted by /u/CoolerHans15 [link] [comments]

Relatable Posted: 21 Mar 2019 03:08 PM PDT submitted by /u/hell_abhi [link] [comments]

Scrum in a nutshell Posted: 21 Mar 2019 11:04 AM PDT submitted by /u/Hefe4607 [link] [comments]

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