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    Analogies can now go to r/ProgrammingAnalogies Programmer Humor


    Analogies can now go to r/ProgrammingAnalogies

    Posted: 26 Mar 2019 04:45 PM PDT

    Hello fellow HTML Programmers.

    Analogies have been banned since basically forever (due to the general low effort they require, since it's usually just slapping a title on an image), but y'all keep posting them. There are 10+ analogies we remove every day. We realized there is no place for them to go, so here, we made new subreddit, r/ProgrammingAnalogies . Please use this subreddit for your analogy needs.

    Analogies posted to this subreddit (as in r/ProgrammerHumor) are still banned.

    Thank you for reading.

    EDIT: clarification, analogies where one puts text on top of objects in an image/gif are allowed, as those take considerable effort. It is those analogies where the text is above a non programming image/gif (such as title, or text on white background) that is not allowed.

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    A true programmer indeed

    Posted: 27 Mar 2019 09:52 AM PDT

    Best practices

    Posted: 26 Mar 2019 10:58 PM PDT

    Coding Guru overnight

    Posted: 27 Mar 2019 04:29 AM PDT

    That famous function

    Posted: 27 Mar 2019 01:15 AM PDT

    Getting there, bit by bit.

    Posted: 27 Mar 2019 12:39 AM PDT

    The first 20 generations of my AI be like:

    Posted: 27 Mar 2019 06:44 AM PDT

    I'm trying to learn CSS.

    Posted: 27 Mar 2019 08:13 AM PDT

    Prove you are over 18

    Posted: 27 Mar 2019 09:01 AM PDT

    Pair programming with my team lead. (Comic credit to the wonderful mrlovenstein.com)

    Posted: 27 Mar 2019 09:25 AM PDT

    When you read the header of a file you're debugging and you know you're in trouble

    Posted: 27 Mar 2019 11:45 AM PDT

    Boost your career with this book

    Posted: 27 Mar 2019 08:53 AM PDT

    Funny Difference Between HTML+CSS vs HTML+Bootstrap

    Posted: 27 Mar 2019 03:55 AM PDT

    Life advice from Visual Studio

    Posted: 27 Mar 2019 12:50 PM PDT

    That SISEGV (Segmentation Fault)

    Posted: 27 Mar 2019 10:10 AM PDT

    The holy lord

    Posted: 27 Mar 2019 12:48 PM PDT

    Heh :D

    Posted: 27 Mar 2019 07:48 AM PDT

    Parenting as a Programmer

    Posted: 27 Mar 2019 01:39 PM PDT

    Being the good father I am, I tought my daughter, who just turned 4, to count in binary on her hands. Well yesterday, her birthday, I got a call from her pre school teacher saying she was"using vulgar hand signals". I was very confused, but was able to figure it out over the phone. My daughter's teacher asked her how old she was turning. She said four and gave the teacher a middle finger. Because that is how you sign four in binary. I am so proud of my daughter haha!

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    I'm proud of this.

    Posted: 27 Mar 2019 03:40 PM PDT

    let a man study in peace

    Posted: 27 Mar 2019 11:29 AM PDT

    Honest Blue Screen of Death

    Posted: 27 Mar 2019 11:52 AM PDT

    It's true

    Posted: 27 Mar 2019 02:06 AM PDT

    Friend from work tried sneaking this into a PR, which I caught during code review. Not the hero we deserve, but the one we need.

    Posted: 27 Mar 2019 11:27 AM PDT

    how do you even

    Posted: 27 Mar 2019 12:04 PM PDT

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