i'm this close to just burning the repo to the ground Programmer Humor

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• i'm this close to just burning the repo to the ground
• Protip for all the newbie programmers out there
• It took me too long to realize this wasn't about git.
• Quack Sort
• Only on my wet dreams
• Drug Dealers V/S Software Developers
• Stackoverflow in a nutshell.
• This is why we need secure password
• And I remember them only when I try to sleep
• We need one more sprint!
• Team Colla��oration
• Some good ole-fashioned style html
• Ask me about C#
• BUT WE NEED IT!!! TO RUN FORTRAN!
• When you’re asked for specific code on a test
• who has time for full sentences
• Rewrite it in Rust, they said. It will be fun, they said
• “The ‘s’ is sad”: 4-year-old submits Linux kernel doc patch
• Bauble Sort
• My sorting algorithm doesn't scale well
• *(int*)0 = 0;
• But I love Developers' job
• What it's like to program exclusively in VB6 and search for help on the internet.
• When you finish reading a Deep Learning book

i'm this close to just burning the repo to the ground Posted: 20 Nov 2018 04:08 AM PST submitted by /u/Valerokai [link] [comments]

Protip for all the newbie programmers out there Posted: 20 Nov 2018 05:00 AM PST submitted by /u/jackarado [link] [comments]

It took me too long to realize this wasn't about git. Posted: 20 Nov 2018 05:45 AM PST submitted by /u/Crashbrennan [link] [comments]

Quack Sort Posted: 20 Nov 2018 06:40 AM PST submitted by /u/C3PZero [link] [comments]

Only on my wet dreams Posted: 20 Nov 2018 05:26 AM PST submitted by /u/hexparasite [link] [comments]

Drug Dealers V/S Software Developers Posted: 20 Nov 2018 11:04 AM PST submitted by /u/luqa19 [link] [comments]

Stackoverflow in a nutshell. Posted: 19 Nov 2018 09:08 PM PST submitted by /u/StokedForIT [link] [comments]

This is why we need secure password Posted: 20 Nov 2018 12:20 PM PST submitted by /u/aeriose [link] [comments]

And I remember them only when I try to sleep Posted: 20 Nov 2018 09:28 AM PST submitted by /u/cents02 [link] [comments]

We need one more sprint! Posted: 20 Nov 2018 12:17 AM PST submitted by /u/N5332 [link] [comments]

Team Colla��oration Posted: 20 Nov 2018 01:09 PM PST submitted by /u/jlha65 [link] [comments]

Some good ole-fashioned style html Posted: 19 Nov 2018 09:29 PM PST submitted by /u/xMuscleNerd [link] [comments]

Ask me about C# Posted: 20 Nov 2018 12:38 PM PST submitted by /u/Weird_Flex [link] [comments]

BUT WE NEED IT!!! TO RUN FORTRAN! Posted: 20 Nov 2018 04:12 AM PST submitted by /u/NEDM64 [link] [comments]

When you’re asked for specific code on a test Posted: 20 Nov 2018 12:50 PM PST submitted by /u/LOLayto [link] [comments]

who has time for full sentences Posted: 20 Nov 2018 03:08 PM PST submitted by /u/medigerati [link] [comments]

Rewrite it in Rust, they said. It will be fun, they said Posted: 20 Nov 2018 01:18 AM PST submitted by /u/nintendo_shill [link] [comments]

“The ‘s’ is sad”: 4-year-old submits Linux kernel doc patch Posted: 20 Nov 2018 01:09 PM PST submitted by /u/TheQuickGreyWolf [link] [comments]

Bauble Sort Posted: 20 Nov 2018 10:41 AM PST submitted by /u/Tapemaster21 [link] [comments]

My sorting algorithm doesn't scale well Posted: 20 Nov 2018 09:07 AM PST submitted by /u/Hammond-of-Texas [link] [comments]

*(int*)0 = 0; Posted: 20 Nov 2018 01:20 PM PST submitted by /u/haehnpt [link] [comments]

But I love Developers' job Posted: 20 Nov 2018 05:29 AM PST submitted by /u/aman4400 [link] [comments]

What it's like to program exclusively in VB6 and search for help on the internet. Posted: 20 Nov 2018 02:48 PM PST submitted by /u/LordMaarg [link] [comments]

When you finish reading a Deep Learning book Posted: 20 Nov 2018 11:50 AM PST submitted by /u/therealgherkhin [link] [comments]

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