I think my database got an sql infection Programmer Humor

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• I think my database got an sql infection
• If real life were as buggy as software
• When you're on an "Agile" team.
• when you finally get that piece of code working
• Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,
• Listen up ladies...
• So clean, so dreamy!
• C# vs Java
• Found this in my programming class
• How does it work?
• All I want is peace
• Python why?? [OC]
• Getting a job at Apple
• Someone save him!
• a millennial’s advantage is knowing how to use google and more importantly stack overflow
• Program doesn't work pls help.
• Return true is too casual
• REALLY????
• Programmer high-five
• Well, who knew process handlers would be so… dark
• Who is sleep?
• when you look up how to center something in CSS and it works
• So that's how it is...
• I just came up with a solution for that bug
• RIP Karma

I think my database got an sql infection Posted: 30 Nov 2018 07:00 AM PST submitted by /u/ThunderGh0st [link] [comments]

If real life were as buggy as software Posted: 30 Nov 2018 01:08 PM PST submitted by /u/freetonik [link] [comments]

When you're on an "Agile" team. Posted: 30 Nov 2018 07:32 AM PST submitted by /u/Jacklodocus [link] [comments]

when you finally get that piece of code working Posted: 30 Nov 2018 03:54 AM PST submitted by /u/StoreyXIV [link] [comments]

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Posted: 30 Nov 2018 07:30 AM PST submitted by /u/ItzStrikerrr [link] [comments]

Listen up ladies... Posted: 30 Nov 2018 10:44 AM PST submitted by /u/Chess87 [link] [comments]

So clean, so dreamy! Posted: 29 Nov 2018 07:24 PM PST submitted by /u/frozencody [link] [comments]

C# vs Java Posted: 30 Nov 2018 12:40 PM PST submitted by /u/lomnafsk [link] [comments]

Found this in my programming class Posted: 30 Nov 2018 01:18 PM PST submitted by /u/TFCynical [link] [comments]

How does it work? Posted: 30 Nov 2018 11:07 AM PST submitted by /u/shade1214341 [link] [comments]

All I want is peace Posted: 29 Nov 2018 08:29 PM PST submitted by /u/jkamz [link] [comments]

Python why?? [OC] Posted: 30 Nov 2018 02:52 PM PST submitted by /u/dmorej [link] [comments]

Getting a job at Apple Posted: 30 Nov 2018 07:33 AM PST submitted by /u/weaselgunner360 [link] [comments]

Someone save him! Posted: 30 Nov 2018 03:28 PM PST submitted by /u/titan_bullet [link] [comments]

a millennial’s advantage is knowing how to use google and more importantly stack overflow Posted: 30 Nov 2018 08:59 AM PST submitted by /u/Not_One_PieceOfTrash [link] [comments]

Program doesn't work pls help. Posted: 30 Nov 2018 01:10 PM PST submitted by /u/al-eriv [link] [comments]

Return true is too casual Posted: 30 Nov 2018 08:35 AM PST submitted by /u/D_cade [link] [comments]

REALLY???? Posted: 30 Nov 2018 10:56 AM PST submitted by /u/HelpMeDoHomework [link] [comments]

Programmer high-five Posted: 30 Nov 2018 02:19 PM PST submitted by /u/port1701 [link] [comments]

Well, who knew process handlers would be so… dark Posted: 30 Nov 2018 09:00 AM PST submitted by /u/shayan1232001 [link] [comments]

Who is sleep? Posted: 30 Nov 2018 07:29 AM PST submitted by /u/Ventus_Aurelius [link] [comments]

when you look up how to center something in CSS and it works Posted: 30 Nov 2018 11:19 AM PST submitted by /u/PascLeRasc [link] [comments]

So that's how it is... Posted: 30 Nov 2018 12:57 PM PST submitted by /u/TheTrueBlueTJ [link] [comments]

I just came up with a solution for that bug Posted: 30 Nov 2018 10:22 AM PST submitted by /u/SoftHandedNigerian [link] [comments]

RIP Karma Posted: 30 Nov 2018 07:08 AM PST submitted by /u/opatsut [link] [comments]

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