How to get the negative value of your integer. Programmer Humor

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• How to get the negative value of your integer.
• What I want my code to do vs what it actually does
• Every single time!
• Most honest person I've ever heard of
• Starting to work on your projekt like
• Proposal to make error handling match the 5 stages of grief
• These guys that just landed a probe succesfully on mars must feel like someone waiting 8 months for their code to compile and then finding out it ACTUALLY F***KING WORKS!
• Hello deadlock my old friend...
• When you and your coworker merge branches and have no merge conflicts or regressions.
• Handling a bug
• We love the keyboard!
• This happens a bit too often
• the truth is that 1 GB is 1000 MB but 1 MB is 1024 KB
• If I make my code unreadable I don’t have to relive the process of making it
• Yes...it does work...
• Unreal Engine 4
• The insane coder is back! I rewrote my baby into C++ to have access to unsigned integers
• Anon needs help
• When you didn't intend to indent that intend
• How I currently feel in University
• Can never unsee
• if you're not researching your product you are going to lose all the people that buy it
• Whiteboard interviews in a nutshell
• They're Human too you know?

How to get the negative value of your integer. Posted: 26 Nov 2018 05:56 AM PST submitted by /u/ColdFaith [link] [comments]

What I want my code to do vs what it actually does Posted: 26 Nov 2018 09:12 AM PST submitted by /u/DrDelbertBlair [link] [comments]

Every single time! Posted: 26 Nov 2018 06:59 AM PST submitted by /u/rahul-acr3 [link] [comments]

Most honest person I've ever heard of Posted: 26 Nov 2018 12:28 PM PST submitted by /u/Hero_Wolf [link] [comments]

Starting to work on your projekt like Posted: 26 Nov 2018 01:11 PM PST submitted by /u/unix_watchdoge [link] [comments]

Proposal to make error handling match the 5 stages of grief Posted: 26 Nov 2018 08:58 AM PST submitted by /u/robertgfthomas [link] [comments]

These guys that just landed a probe succesfully on mars must feel like someone waiting 8 months for their code to compile and then finding out it ACTUALLY F***KING WORKS! Posted: 26 Nov 2018 01:36 PM PST submitted by /u/savage_and_an_idiot [link] [comments]

Hello deadlock my old friend... Posted: 26 Nov 2018 01:09 PM PST submitted by /u/sojuz151 [link] [comments]

When you and your coworker merge branches and have no merge conflicts or regressions. Posted: 26 Nov 2018 01:42 PM PST submitted by /u/aslattery [link] [comments]

Handling a bug Posted: 26 Nov 2018 08:05 AM PST submitted by /u/BBloggsbott [link] [comments]

We love the keyboard! Posted: 25 Nov 2018 10:46 PM PST submitted by /u/lucifer_alive [link] [comments]

This happens a bit too often Posted: 25 Nov 2018 11:19 PM PST submitted by /u/AlexBrooklyn [link] [comments]

the truth is that 1 GB is 1000 MB but 1 MB is 1024 KB Posted: 26 Nov 2018 02:08 PM PST submitted by /u/doingthethingguys [link] [comments]

If I make my code unreadable I don’t have to relive the process of making it Posted: 26 Nov 2018 11:43 AM PST submitted by /u/JoshMorgan1998 [link] [comments]

Yes...it does work... Posted: 26 Nov 2018 09:49 AM PST submitted by /u/MsJackieRose [link] [comments]

Unreal Engine 4 Posted: 26 Nov 2018 11:49 AM PST submitted by /u/6trail [link] [comments]

The insane coder is back! I rewrote my baby into C++ to have access to unsigned integers Posted: 26 Nov 2018 11:58 AM PST submitted by /u/Mr_Redstoner [link] [comments]

Anon needs help Posted: 26 Nov 2018 08:29 AM PST submitted by /u/tselis1 [link] [comments]

When you didn't intend to indent that intend Posted: 26 Nov 2018 04:23 AM PST submitted by /u/albaraagamer [link] [comments]

How I currently feel in University Posted: 26 Nov 2018 02:17 PM PST submitted by /u/Opolor [link] [comments]

Can never unsee Posted: 26 Nov 2018 11:56 AM PST submitted by /u/JollyGee333 [link] [comments]

if you're not researching your product you are going to lose all the people that buy it Posted: 25 Nov 2018 05:47 PM PST submitted by /u/thats_math [link] [comments]

Whiteboard interviews in a nutshell Posted: 26 Nov 2018 03:22 PM PST submitted by /u/hamelj [link] [comments]

They're Human too you know? Posted: 26 Nov 2018 01:10 PM PST submitted by /u/Athletic_Bilbae [link] [comments]

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