Don’t call yourself a programmer unless you code like this... Programmer Humor

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• Don’t call yourself a programmer unless you code like this...
• I hope this was true.
• Saw this on FB. Recursive function
• How language creators choose the function to get the size of an array
• Everytime.
• ⏱⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛
• How to Explain Servers
• When you forget to use flatMap
• Java runs on 3 billion devices and a cafe
• Code Wars
• Making new projects be like
• Garbage Collection in FO76
• Damn_it()
• Solution faster than 2.3% of all submissions
• My girlfriend wanted me to teach her how to code, but I think she already knows everything
• When your GitHub repo has no stars
• Yeet
• First impressions with unreal engine
• switch case switch case
• There are two ways to read this
• When you don’t clean up unused variables.
• Choose a Language You Love
• What it feels like to set up Java System Variable on Windows for the first time
• daily struggle

Don’t call yourself a programmer unless you code like this... Posted: 24 Nov 2018 09:30 AM PST submitted by /u/ElCapitanBeans [link] [comments]

I hope this was true. Posted: 23 Nov 2018 11:26 PM PST submitted by /u/YagamiRyuzaki [link] [comments]

Saw this on FB. Recursive function Posted: 24 Nov 2018 06:34 AM PST submitted by /u/kleanthisv [link] [comments]

How language creators choose the function to get the size of an array Posted: 24 Nov 2018 12:33 PM PST submitted by /u/dark-trooper [link] [comments]

Everytime. Posted: 24 Nov 2018 03:45 AM PST submitted by /u/dotcomGamingReddit [link] [comments]

⏱⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛ Posted: 24 Nov 2018 10:55 AM PST submitted by /u/bluesheep123 [link] [comments]

How to Explain Servers Posted: 24 Nov 2018 10:29 AM PST submitted by /u/sggts04 [link] [comments]

When you forget to use flatMap Posted: 24 Nov 2018 12:33 PM PST submitted by /u/darkclaw6722 [link] [comments]

Java runs on 3 billion devices and a cafe Posted: 24 Nov 2018 01:16 PM PST submitted by /u/KHTangent [link] [comments]

Code Wars Posted: 24 Nov 2018 10:01 AM PST submitted by /u/brijeshb42 [link] [comments]

Making new projects be like Posted: 24 Nov 2018 08:58 AM PST submitted by /u/Ridadhn [link] [comments]

Garbage Collection in FO76 Posted: 24 Nov 2018 12:50 PM PST submitted by /u/Penguinfernal [link] [comments]

Damn_it() Posted: 24 Nov 2018 04:38 AM PST submitted by /u/muffinesculachado [link] [comments]

Solution faster than 2.3% of all submissions Posted: 24 Nov 2018 01:45 AM PST submitted by /u/_dnov [link] [comments]

My girlfriend wanted me to teach her how to code, but I think she already knows everything Posted: 23 Nov 2018 04:54 PM PST submitted by /u/Wwazam [link] [comments]

When your GitHub repo has no stars Posted: 24 Nov 2018 05:55 AM PST submitted by /u/facekapow [link] [comments]

Yeet Posted: 24 Nov 2018 02:47 PM PST submitted by /u/th3realdirtydann [link] [comments]

First impressions with unreal engine Posted: 24 Nov 2018 07:11 AM PST submitted by /u/mocomaminecraft [link] [comments]

switch case switch case Posted: 24 Nov 2018 12:22 PM PST submitted by /u/Quintkat [link] [comments]

There are two ways to read this Posted: 24 Nov 2018 12:59 PM PST submitted by /u/WeirdAlex03 [link] [comments]

When you don’t clean up unused variables. Posted: 24 Nov 2018 01:15 PM PST submitted by /u/frozencody [link] [comments]

Choose a Language You Love Posted: 24 Nov 2018 10:12 AM PST submitted by /u/Einkon [link] [comments]

What it feels like to set up Java System Variable on Windows for the first time Posted: 24 Nov 2018 03:47 PM PST submitted by /u/Gicaa [link] [comments]

daily struggle Posted: 23 Nov 2018 07:52 PM PST submitted by /u/rahul-acr3 [link] [comments]

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