Ban Java -> murder rate drops to zero Programmer Humor

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• Ban Java -> murder rate drops to zero
• When writing a function and then googling just to see if there's a better way
• We'll get around to it eventually
• heapsdontlie
• Quora is truly a magnificient place
• Every sprint
• C# and Java both have main methods, therefore they are basically the same language
• You still drive me crazy, strange habit
• Isn't that... Me?
• A relationship that you can't get rid of
• I know how to make really good console applications
• Anyone else with friends like this?
• Happens every time
• node = node-> next;
• Whenever I need help with my code
• Definitely too verbose
• Me after three hours of tracking down missing dlls and fixing broken dependencies
• The people changed, but the Legacy continues
• Me fixing a bug in a program I didn't write
• you are like a little baby
• Sick tattoo bro
• You need to c the difference human
• Even NASA does not pay of Sublime License
• Friend tries to learn git

Ban Java -> murder rate drops to zero Posted: 18 Nov 2018 08:00 AM PST submitted by /u/November036 [link] [comments]

When writing a function and then googling just to see if there's a better way Posted: 18 Nov 2018 04:48 AM PST submitted by /u/10eleven12 [link] [comments]

We'll get around to it eventually Posted: 18 Nov 2018 08:23 AM PST submitted by /u/NullStrider [link] [comments]

heapsdontlie Posted: 17 Nov 2018 10:12 PM PST submitted by /u/saketjuneja [link] [comments]

Quora is truly a magnificient place Posted: 18 Nov 2018 09:54 AM PST submitted by /u/Stitchvegas [link] [comments]

Every sprint Posted: 18 Nov 2018 09:24 AM PST submitted by /u/hailAK [link] [comments]

C# and Java both have main methods, therefore they are basically the same language Posted: 18 Nov 2018 09:41 AM PST submitted by /u/wannaseemywang [link] [comments]

You still drive me crazy, strange habit Posted: 17 Nov 2018 06:27 PM PST submitted by /u/thats_math [link] [comments]

Isn't that... Me? Posted: 18 Nov 2018 10:20 AM PST submitted by /u/lambdef [link] [comments]

A relationship that you can't get rid of Posted: 18 Nov 2018 01:06 PM PST submitted by /u/Ridadhn [link] [comments]

I know how to make really good console applications Posted: 18 Nov 2018 08:16 AM PST submitted by /u/SoftHandedNigerian [link] [comments]

Anyone else with friends like this? Posted: 18 Nov 2018 03:40 AM PST submitted by /u/CrazyLazySpotnik [link] [comments]

Happens every time Posted: 17 Nov 2018 09:28 PM PST submitted by /u/meti_34 [link] [comments]

node = node-> next; Posted: 17 Nov 2018 10:27 PM PST submitted by /u/wintorsoldier [link] [comments]

Whenever I need help with my code Posted: 18 Nov 2018 10:59 AM PST submitted by /u/Some1StoleMyAccName [link] [comments]

Definitely too verbose Posted: 18 Nov 2018 11:37 AM PST submitted by /u/davidep99 [link] [comments]

Me after three hours of tracking down missing dlls and fixing broken dependencies Posted: 18 Nov 2018 02:14 PM PST submitted by /u/JoshMorgan1998 [link] [comments]

The people changed, but the Legacy continues Posted: 18 Nov 2018 12:43 AM PST submitted by /u/ExpatGuy06 [link] [comments]

Me fixing a bug in a program I didn't write Posted: 18 Nov 2018 10:00 AM PST submitted by /u/hailAK [link] [comments]

you are like a little baby Posted: 18 Nov 2018 02:27 AM PST submitted by /u/gay_put [link] [comments]

Sick tattoo bro Posted: 18 Nov 2018 03:26 PM PST submitted by /u/brilliantmojo [link] [comments]

You need to c the difference human Posted: 17 Nov 2018 09:59 PM PST submitted by /u/kasvith [link] [comments]

Even NASA does not pay of Sublime License Posted: 17 Nov 2018 08:36 PM PST submitted by /u/Lt_Snuffles [link] [comments]

Friend tries to learn git Posted: 18 Nov 2018 05:39 AM PST submitted by /u/rasten41 [link] [comments]

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