I'm getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea. Programmer Humor

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• I'm getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea.
• Neckbeard Java
• Every Fucking Time
• Chris Rock hitting me with the real shit
• QR Codes
• Petition to change upvotes to 1’s and downvotes to 0’s
• To survive in the wild, this is what it takes.
• Is it safe to gain more karma? Or will I overflow back to 0.
• the nightmare
• Pair Programming
• Bröther, tell me more...
• smartass wolfram
• Yes, i do good formatting
• As a programmer, I read this as “take all the pizza and throw an index out of bounds exception”
• 500 internal sewer error
• Stumbled upon this gem in my weather app today
• It's national coffee day everyone!
• Making games is easier than you think
• All my life I've been wondering why flies kill themselves by the thousands with exhausting if not skull crushing head-on collisions against my window. Now, I realized:
• When you've been coding all day & need some dinner
• When you realize Google's homepage uses the <center> tag

I'm getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea. Posted: 29 Sep 2018 07:14 AM PDT submitted by /u/nuephelkystikon [link] [comments]

Neckbeard Java Posted: 29 Sep 2018 04:32 AM PDT submitted by /u/_kaimbe_ [link] [comments]

Every Fucking Time Posted: 28 Sep 2018 08:09 PM PDT submitted by /u/LearnYouMust [link] [comments]

Chris Rock hitting me with the real shit Posted: 29 Sep 2018 05:01 AM PDT submitted by /u/crossbreed55 [link] [comments]

QR Codes Posted: 29 Sep 2018 02:11 PM PDT submitted by /u/OverclockingUnicorn [link] [comments]

Petition to change upvotes to 1’s and downvotes to 0’s Posted: 29 Sep 2018 10:40 AM PDT submitted by /u/___Elextrix [link] [comments]

To survive in the wild, this is what it takes. Posted: 29 Sep 2018 12:40 PM PDT submitted by /u/Wierdio [link] [comments]

Is it safe to gain more karma? Or will I overflow back to 0. Posted: 29 Sep 2018 12:54 PM PDT submitted by /u/_Dreyfuss_ [link] [comments]

the nightmare Posted: 29 Sep 2018 08:05 AM PDT submitted by /u/smokals [link] [comments]

Pair Programming Posted: 29 Sep 2018 01:44 PM PDT submitted by /u/neurotonic_ [link] [comments]

Bröther, tell me more... Posted: 29 Sep 2018 01:08 PM PDT submitted by /u/uponinspection [link] [comments]

smartass wolfram Posted: 29 Sep 2018 03:01 PM PDT submitted by /u/RyeMeadow [link] [comments]

Yes, i do good formatting Posted: 29 Sep 2018 06:46 AM PDT submitted by /u/NunoLava1998 [link] [comments]

As a programmer, I read this as “take all the pizza and throw an index out of bounds exception” Posted: 29 Sep 2018 01:56 PM PDT submitted by /u/Drawman101 [link] [comments]

500 internal sewer error Posted: 28 Sep 2018 08:33 PM PDT submitted by /u/SNlCK [link] [comments]

Stumbled upon this gem in my weather app today Posted: 28 Sep 2018 09:09 PM PDT submitted by /u/TacoTrucksEverywhere [link] [comments]

It's national coffee day everyone! Posted: 29 Sep 2018 09:12 AM PDT submitted by /u/ToxicBlu [link] [comments]

Making games is easier than you think Posted: 29 Sep 2018 03:12 PM PDT submitted by /u/Rogocraft [link] [comments]

All my life I've been wondering why flies kill themselves by the thousands with exhausting if not skull crushing head-on collisions against my window. Now, I realized: Posted: 29 Sep 2018 09:35 AM PDT Their path finding is greedy best-first, not A*. submitted by /u/golddotasksquestions [link] [comments]

When you've been coding all day & need some dinner Posted: 29 Sep 2018 12:07 AM PDT submitted by /u/ud_patter [link] [comments]

When you realize Google's homepage uses the <center> tag Posted: 29 Sep 2018 01:56 PM PDT ​ https://i.redd.it/2q7nrc36r8p11.png submitted by /u/JBis9051 [link] [comments]

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