Subject Matter Expert Programmer Humor

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• Subject Matter Expert
• Uhhh read the style guide
• When dark IDE cultists switch to any other window
• ✅
• First step in learning Programming.
• Praise thy holy commit
• Seems fine to me.
• Sign in the bathroom of the CS department of my university.
• First Program
• a ninja Rockstar is born (x-post /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
• This is how exactly fixing in production looks like.
• Few users had outages, don’t know what I expected...
• Programmer = new Satan();
• Relatable
• Machine Learning
• Software engineering
• The process sleeps tonight
• Just collecting my 6 karma
• // TODO: Write this post before releasing
• Cookie monster’s story
• My productivity when I hit a bug.
• Reply to: Linux IRL
• programme⛔irl
• Need help fixing this issue

Subject Matter Expert Posted: 02 Aug 2018 05:53 AM PDT submitted by /u/Hselmak [link] [comments]

Uhhh read the style guide Posted: 02 Aug 2018 07:43 AM PDT submitted by /u/Miztorr [link] [comments]

When dark IDE cultists switch to any other window Posted: 02 Aug 2018 09:17 AM PDT submitted by /u/not4u2see [link] [comments]

✅ Posted: 01 Aug 2018 11:37 PM PDT submitted by /u/llevon [link] [comments]

First step in learning Programming. Posted: 02 Aug 2018 07:22 AM PDT submitted by /u/noxokuh [link] [comments]

Praise thy holy commit Posted: 02 Aug 2018 02:27 AM PDT submitted by /u/ZekeMarsh [link] [comments]

Seems fine to me. Posted: 02 Aug 2018 08:38 AM PDT submitted by /u/haskellogy [link] [comments]

Sign in the bathroom of the CS department of my university. Posted: 02 Aug 2018 04:46 AM PDT submitted by /u/Vylexx [link] [comments]

First Program Posted: 02 Aug 2018 08:01 AM PDT submitted by /u/ItsJusticimo [link] [comments]

a ninja Rockstar is born (x-post /r/BlackPeopleTwitter) Posted: 01 Aug 2018 10:00 PM PDT submitted by /u/SamSlate [link] [comments]

This is how exactly fixing in production looks like. Posted: 02 Aug 2018 12:29 AM PDT submitted by /u/PavanBelagatti [link] [comments]

Few users had outages, don’t know what I expected... Posted: 02 Aug 2018 10:59 AM PDT submitted by /u/danbandanban [link] [comments]

Programmer = new Satan(); Posted: 02 Aug 2018 08:42 AM PDT submitted by /u/gautamtushar21 [link] [comments]

Relatable Posted: 02 Aug 2018 02:18 AM PDT submitted by /u/GreenKronic [link] [comments]

Machine Learning Posted: 02 Aug 2018 02:19 AM PDT submitted by /u/theentk [link] [comments]

Software engineering Posted: 01 Aug 2018 05:46 PM PDT submitted by /u/RisottoGroup9n [link] [comments]

The process sleeps tonight Posted: 01 Aug 2018 07:16 PM PDT submitted by /u/BudaDude [link] [comments]

Just collecting my 6 karma Posted: 02 Aug 2018 01:29 PM PDT submitted by /u/ez_memzy [link] [comments]

// TODO: Write this post before releasing Posted: 02 Aug 2018 03:08 AM PDT submitted by /u/G3Kappa [link] [comments]

Cookie monster’s story Posted: 02 Aug 2018 02:31 PM PDT submitted by /u/Drink-irresponsibly [link] [comments]

My productivity when I hit a bug. Posted: 01 Aug 2018 11:19 PM PDT submitted by /u/Rogocraft [link] [comments]

Reply to: Linux IRL Posted: 02 Aug 2018 12:49 AM PDT submitted by /u/locotay [link] [comments]

programme⛔irl Posted: 02 Aug 2018 12:47 PM PDT submitted by /u/Klikini [link] [comments]

Need help fixing this issue Posted: 02 Aug 2018 07:19 AM PDT submitted by /u/Miztorr [link] [comments]

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