Wanted: Computer Hacker Programmer Humor

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• Wanted: Computer Hacker
• When someone tells you that arrays begin at 1
• Expectation vs Reality
• What about brute forcing an error in your code?
• Never trust user input
• So don’t get more than 4 years experience
• Are interruptions really worse for programmers than for other knowledge workers?
• Employee or Fanboy?
• The future is now
• My life is now complete.
• TIL Functional programming is invented by communists
• Perfect analogy for the variable data types in Object-Oriented Programming
• When the project manager says you have to release weekly updates
• Numbers
• Makes sense, right?
• A dump I found on Imgur
• Hello world
• This error log looks like a movie monologue
• Secure Passwords
• Man found a Huge Anaconda in his path (x-post r/WTF)
• "Whats powershell lol"
• IT workout

Wanted: Computer Hacker Posted: 05 May 2018 10:06 AM PDT submitted by /u/0x0000null [link] [comments]

When someone tells you that arrays begin at 1 Posted: 05 May 2018 01:55 AM PDT submitted by /u/rJarrr [link] [comments]

Expectation vs Reality Posted: 05 May 2018 07:31 AM PDT submitted by /u/shani_doto [link] [comments]

What about brute forcing an error in your code? Posted: 05 May 2018 12:54 PM PDT submitted by /u/MushroomGecko [link] [comments]

Never trust user input Posted: 05 May 2018 12:02 PM PDT submitted by /u/Black_and_orange [link] [comments]

So don’t get more than 4 years experience Posted: 05 May 2018 07:30 AM PDT submitted by /u/MainAcc123 [link] [comments]

Are interruptions really worse for programmers than for other knowledge workers? Posted: 05 May 2018 01:52 PM PDT submitted by /u/Abhinickz [link] [comments]

Employee or Fanboy? Posted: 05 May 2018 10:44 AM PDT submitted by /u/kafoozalum [link] [comments]

The future is now Posted: 05 May 2018 01:27 PM PDT submitted by /u/ThePixelCoder [link] [comments]

My life is now complete. Posted: 05 May 2018 05:11 AM PDT submitted by /u/CoolByDesign [link] [comments]

TIL Functional programming is invented by communists Posted: 05 May 2018 05:56 AM PDT classless and stateless https://i.redd.it/153p4k1wa1w01.png submitted by /u/yhylord [link] [comments]

Perfect analogy for the variable data types in Object-Oriented Programming Posted: 05 May 2018 10:10 AM PDT submitted by /u/linear_voyager [link] [comments]

When the project manager says you have to release weekly updates Posted: 05 May 2018 04:59 AM PDT submitted by /u/marinovanec [link] [comments]

Numbers Posted: 05 May 2018 01:16 PM PDT submitted by /u/monster860 [link] [comments]

Makes sense, right? Posted: 05 May 2018 06:03 AM PDT submitted by /u/Jump3r3 [link] [comments]

A dump I found on Imgur Posted: 05 May 2018 02:45 AM PDT submitted by /u/live4lifelegit [link] [comments]

Hello world Posted: 05 May 2018 12:35 PM PDT submitted by /u/LavaTheif [link] [comments]

This error log looks like a movie monologue Posted: 05 May 2018 03:50 AM PDT submitted by /u/dreampwnzor [link] [comments]

Secure Passwords Posted: 04 May 2018 05:50 PM PDT submitted by /u/ajdrausal [link] [comments]

Man found a Huge Anaconda in his path (x-post r/WTF) Posted: 05 May 2018 08:15 AM PDT submitted by /u/CrazyEyezKillah [link] [comments]

"Whats powershell lol" Posted: 05 May 2018 02:31 PM PDT submitted by /u/Nipple_Docter [link] [comments]

IT workout Posted: 05 May 2018 11:48 AM PDT submitted by /u/cyganm [link] [comments]

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