Dating programmers Programmer Humor

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• Dating programmers
• bytes
• Those PR titles, tho…
• It looks like it had a use after all.
• Assume that SO employees also answer questions...
• Whoops, Sorry guys.
• The servers of Domino's are powered by Pizza
• When QA catches you not checking for string size
• M E T A
• Do you want to hear a joke about recursion?
• This is how I check if my program runs in an infinite loop.
• Thank god doctors don't think like programmers
• Bytes, Mathematicians be like
• We test everything! Nothing works in Production.
• Why are Trump supporters always getting mad while programming?
• You guys are all complaining about JavaScript. Meanwhile...
• the nuclear option
• Mushroom says hello - "brute-forcing Hello World" with help of MATLAB image processing
• Is it because there is no design?
• need...more...functions...
• I've been doing automation development for years, but this is my 2nd commit against our prod products
• Bug reports IRL
• It looks like it had a use after all. (fixed)
• Google Assistent knows what the superior programming language is
• Warning! Recursion in anagram!

Dating programmers Posted: 03 May 2018 10:15 AM PDT submitted by /u/auterapc [link] [comments]

bytes Posted: 03 May 2018 03:11 AM PDT submitted by /u/kkaktuss [link] [comments]

Those PR titles, tho… Posted: 03 May 2018 10:36 AM PDT submitted by /u/Algorev [link] [comments]

It looks like it had a use after all. Posted: 03 May 2018 12:58 PM PDT submitted by /u/fuck_the_hihat [link] [comments]

Assume that SO employees also answer questions... Posted: 02 May 2018 08:27 PM PDT submitted by /u/imnessal [link] [comments]

Whoops, Sorry guys. Posted: 03 May 2018 10:23 AM PDT submitted by /u/leelind2 [link] [comments]

The servers of Domino's are powered by Pizza Posted: 03 May 2018 09:32 AM PDT submitted by /u/Phaen_ [link] [comments]

When QA catches you not checking for string size Posted: 03 May 2018 06:44 AM PDT submitted by /u/FuzzyYellowBallz [link] [comments]

M E T A Posted: 03 May 2018 04:48 AM PDT submitted by /u/Jaspertje1 [link] [comments]

Do you want to hear a joke about recursion? Posted: 03 May 2018 12:50 PM PDT submitted by /u/milligraminc [link] [comments]

This is how I check if my program runs in an infinite loop. Posted: 03 May 2018 06:14 AM PDT submitted by /u/balalopilav [link] [comments]

Thank god doctors don't think like programmers Posted: 03 May 2018 10:25 AM PDT "ooh what happens if I remove this?" submitted by /u/KasperNS [link] [comments]

Bytes, Mathematicians be like Posted: 03 May 2018 11:01 AM PDT submitted by /u/flamesdivide [link] [comments]

We test everything! Nothing works in Production. Posted: 02 May 2018 09:47 PM PDT submitted by /u/lucars83 [link] [comments]

Why are Trump supporters always getting mad while programming? Posted: 03 May 2018 10:30 AM PDT They just hate working with libs.Sorry submitted by /u/Basket_of_Depl0rblz [link] [comments]

You guys are all complaining about JavaScript. Meanwhile... Posted: 03 May 2018 12:25 AM PDT submitted by /u/STUFF_ME_PM [link] [comments]

the nuclear option Posted: 03 May 2018 01:30 PM PDT submitted by /u/icannotfly [link] [comments]

Mushroom says hello - "brute-forcing Hello World" with help of MATLAB image processing Posted: 03 May 2018 12:24 PM PDT submitted by /u/tesar-tech [link] [comments]

Is it because there is no design? Posted: 03 May 2018 06:20 AM PDT submitted by /u/firexfighterx [link] [comments]

need...more...functions... Posted: 03 May 2018 02:56 AM PDT submitted by /u/beringi-uh [link] [comments]

I've been doing automation development for years, but this is my 2nd commit against our prod products Posted: 03 May 2018 09:50 AM PDT submitted by /u/BanditMcDougal [link] [comments]

Bug reports IRL Posted: 03 May 2018 08:10 AM PDT submitted by /u/MindSpark289 [link] [comments]

It looks like it had a use after all. (fixed) Posted: 03 May 2018 03:08 PM PDT submitted by /u/lindgrenj6 [link] [comments]

Google Assistent knows what the superior programming language is Posted: 03 May 2018 02:18 PM PDT submitted by /u/stefvanschie [link] [comments]

Warning! Recursion in anagram! Posted: 03 May 2018 07:58 AM PDT submitted by /u/Awerar123 [link] [comments]

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