Apple Developer Rule #1 Programmer Humor

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• Apple Developer Rule #1
• I’d still need a 2nd monitor.
• Bringing back the Java in JavaScript
• Quit bugging me
• When anime meets HTML and JS
• Then Teach Them Reddit
• Blockchain?
• Titleus maximus!
• schrodinger's values
• twist.jng
• Real programmers use...
• We’re leaking again, guys.
• I got 0.999999... Problems...
• npm install
• new Reddit design hamburger menu button is actually a picture of a hamburger
• You only get one line in your .bash_profile. Choose your weapon.
• You don't even need a computer...
• to go past quux is to transcend the mortal plane
• C dos
• java for ever...
• Yes
• My daughter could swear like a master by 2. But then...
• Not meaning to trigger perl fans, friends' creation influenced by my perl.
• in the beginning

Apple Developer Rule #1 Posted: 11 Mar 2018 09:45 AM PDT submitted by /u/thewardloch [link] [comments]

I’d still need a 2nd monitor. Posted: 11 Mar 2018 03:01 PM PDT submitted by /u/_MadPsycho_ [link] [comments]

Bringing back the Java in JavaScript Posted: 11 Mar 2018 06:46 AM PDT submitted by /u/phystainfevson [link] [comments]

Quit bugging me Posted: 11 Mar 2018 01:09 PM PDT submitted by /u/0mgk3rn3lpan1c [link] [comments]

When anime meets HTML and JS Posted: 11 Mar 2018 01:50 PM PDT submitted by /u/Solux1 [link] [comments]

Then Teach Them Reddit Posted: 11 Mar 2018 12:55 PM PDT submitted by /u/MinecraftBoxGuy [link] [comments]

Blockchain? Posted: 11 Mar 2018 03:50 PM PDT submitted by /u/redandre [link] [comments]

Titleus maximus! Posted: 11 Mar 2018 03:34 PM PDT submitted by /u/flaming-player [link] [comments]

schrodinger's values Posted: 11 Mar 2018 02:55 PM PDT submitted by /u/Matrix8910 [link] [comments]

twist.jng Posted: 11 Mar 2018 05:04 AM PDT submitted by /u/LaTueur [link] [comments]

Real programmers use... Posted: 10 Mar 2018 10:19 PM PST submitted by /u/Increditastic1 [link] [comments]

We’re leaking again, guys. Posted: 11 Mar 2018 12:48 PM PDT submitted by /u/RedRumpelstiltskin [link] [comments]

I got 0.999999... Problems... Posted: 11 Mar 2018 08:17 AM PDT and a floating point is one. submitted by /u/Bombastisch [link] [comments]

npm install Posted: 11 Mar 2018 11:18 AM PDT submitted by /u/dstori [link] [comments]

new Reddit design hamburger menu button is actually a picture of a hamburger Posted: 11 Mar 2018 01:07 PM PDT submitted by /u/RattlesnakeJake [link] [comments]

You only get one line in your .bash_profile. Choose your weapon. Posted: 11 Mar 2018 12:36 PM PDT submitted by /u/arduinomancer [link] [comments]

You don't even need a computer... Posted: 11 Mar 2018 12:18 PM PDT submitted by /u/guguts [link] [comments]

to go past quux is to transcend the mortal plane Posted: 11 Mar 2018 03:12 PM PDT submitted by /u/invisibowl [link] [comments]

C dos Posted: 11 Mar 2018 03:13 PM PDT submitted by /u/dec4234 [link] [comments]

java for ever... Posted: 11 Mar 2018 06:32 AM PDT submitted by /u/css-tricks [link] [comments]

Yes Posted: 10 Mar 2018 11:09 PM PST submitted by /u/Theswelord [link] [comments]

My daughter could swear like a master by 2. But then... Posted: 11 Mar 2018 03:30 PM PDT submitted by /u/duckandcover [link] [comments]

Not meaning to trigger perl fans, friends' creation influenced by my perl. Posted: 11 Mar 2018 01:39 PM PDT submitted by /u/BODAND [link] [comments]

in the beginning Posted: 11 Mar 2018 01:13 PM PDT submitted by /u/blah4812 [link] [comments]

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