The scariest monster Programmer Humor

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• The scariest monster
• Well, happy new year.
• A shirt I got for Christmas
• Brace Yourself
• *Dabs*
• Every candidate I interview that is fresh out of a 3-month coding boot camp.
• Debugging Memory Leaks
• Compress-seption
• Duck says Meow on Amazon.com
• When is the end of the world ?
• Yea, I Code
• Just once, I’d like to watch a movie or TV show where the token programmer, clicking away at the keyboard, fails in their mission because of one simple, tiny, misspelling that they can’t find.
• McDonalds orders start with 000’s
• Why did the programmer quit his job?
• How to annoy a web developer
• I got so motivated by /u/jailbird's poster that I made my own.
• Ah, python modules never dissapoint
• I'm pretty sure that this is how modern optimizers work. It's the only possible solution
• Which framework will adapt the new webdev standard for 2018
• They're pretty self-aware over on the Code team
• The hell, GitHub?
• When you release a new version of your work saying "I'm happy to finally release the new update! "
• Even some of the best developers say it's a feature

The scariest monster Posted: 01 Jan 2018 11:47 PM PST submitted by /u/flyingrum [link] [comments]

Well, happy new year. Posted: 02 Jan 2018 01:58 PM PST submitted by /u/aznavor [link] [comments]

A shirt I got for Christmas Posted: 02 Jan 2018 08:35 AM PST submitted by /u/annonymous13579 [link] [comments]

Brace Yourself Posted: 02 Jan 2018 10:36 AM PST submitted by /u/clarinetking [link] [comments]

*Dabs* Posted: 02 Jan 2018 09:33 AM PST submitted by /u/M3thmatician [link] [comments]

Every candidate I interview that is fresh out of a 3-month coding boot camp. Posted: 02 Jan 2018 07:53 AM PST submitted by /u/bass-lick_instinct [link] [comments]

Debugging Memory Leaks Posted: 02 Jan 2018 11:27 AM PST submitted by /u/FrznBluberries [link] [comments]

Compress-seption Posted: 02 Jan 2018 08:16 AM PST submitted by /u/TimFooler_Brad [link] [comments]

Duck says Meow on Amazon.com Posted: 02 Jan 2018 10:18 AM PST submitted by /u/kobaltzz [link] [comments]

When is the end of the world ? Posted: 01 Jan 2018 10:34 PM PST submitted by /u/bijeta2016 [link] [comments]

Yea, I Code Posted: 02 Jan 2018 04:43 AM PST submitted by /u/ScroogeMcmunchos [link] [comments]

Just once, I’d like to watch a movie or TV show where the token programmer, clicking away at the keyboard, fails in their mission because of one simple, tiny, misspelling that they can’t find. Posted: 02 Jan 2018 09:57 AM PST submitted by /u/Detharatsh [link] [comments]

McDonalds orders start with 000’s Posted: 02 Jan 2018 04:19 AM PST submitted by /u/Wise3D [link] [comments]

Why did the programmer quit his job? Posted: 02 Jan 2018 10:29 AM PST Because he didn't get arrays. submitted by /u/haddock420 [link] [comments]

How to annoy a web developer Posted: 02 Jan 2018 10:57 AM PST submitted by /u/TheXpertGuy [link] [comments]

I got so motivated by /u/jailbird's poster that I made my own. Posted: 02 Jan 2018 08:33 AM PST submitted by /u/thenewguyman [link] [comments]

Ah, python modules never dissapoint Posted: 02 Jan 2018 09:10 AM PST submitted by /u/warwilf [link] [comments]

I'm pretty sure that this is how modern optimizers work. It's the only possible solution Posted: 02 Jan 2018 01:31 AM PST submitted by /u/Elronnd [link] [comments]

Which framework will adapt the new webdev standard for 2018 Posted: 02 Jan 2018 03:54 AM PST submitted by /u/Johnobo [link] [comments]

They're pretty self-aware over on the Code team Posted: 02 Jan 2018 06:47 AM PST submitted by /u/worth_the_monologue [link] [comments]

The hell, GitHub? Posted: 02 Jan 2018 01:24 PM PST submitted by /u/BadBoy6767 [link] [comments]

When you release a new version of your work saying "I'm happy to finally release the new update! " Posted: 02 Jan 2018 01:32 PM PST submitted by /u/mrissaoussama [link] [comments]

Even some of the best developers say it's a feature Posted: 02 Jan 2018 12:46 PM PST submitted by /u/Owez08 [link] [comments]

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