Software development explained with cars Programmer Humor

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• Software development explained with cars
• Strange sorting algorithm
• Reading the changelogs really pays off!
• It's going to be a long day boys.
• Bleach knows its arrays
• It's Hip To Be A C
• This article on asynchronous programming is either badly or brilliantly formatted.
• What a mobile website is SUPPOSED to do.
• The only valid measurement of code quality: WTFs/minute
• When my code compiles and runs on the first pass....
• What's this? What's this!
• There is no god, and he plays dice.
• When you've lost all confidence in your API
• I think we both know the answer, Edge!
• Not funny, Google!
• I have reached maximum programmer level.
• One the first GET of /christmas, the server sent to me
• Living life on the hardest difficulty...
• Someone help, I can't get my bio homework to compile
• Optimized some Google software to take up 33% less space; when are they going to sign me up?
• Yo dawg
• Google seems to have the same ID naming schema that I do.

Software development explained with cars Posted: 04 Dec 2017 05:53 AM PST submitted by /u/off_by_0ne [link] [comments]

Strange sorting algorithm Posted: 04 Dec 2017 06:22 AM PST submitted by /u/Entropy_77 [link] [comments]

Reading the changelogs really pays off! Posted: 04 Dec 2017 06:02 AM PST submitted by /u/schnarald [link] [comments]

It's going to be a long day boys. Posted: 04 Dec 2017 05:35 AM PST submitted by /u/lewisj489 [link] [comments]

Bleach knows its arrays Posted: 04 Dec 2017 11:28 AM PST submitted by /u/Norci [link] [comments]

It's Hip To Be A C Posted: 04 Dec 2017 11:07 AM PST submitted by /u/silverwolfer [link] [comments]

This article on asynchronous programming is either badly or brilliantly formatted. Posted: 04 Dec 2017 06:37 AM PST submitted by /u/nuephelkystikon [link] [comments]

What a mobile website is SUPPOSED to do. Posted: 04 Dec 2017 02:35 PM PST submitted by /u/paulygarcia [link] [comments]

The only valid measurement of code quality: WTFs/minute Posted: 04 Dec 2017 11:01 AM PST submitted by /u/shirshira [link] [comments]

When my code compiles and runs on the first pass.... Posted: 04 Dec 2017 12:48 PM PST submitted by /u/callcybercop [link] [comments]

What's this? What's this! Posted: 04 Dec 2017 10:18 AM PST submitted by /u/i_am_burnt_hamm [link] [comments]

There is no god, and he plays dice. Posted: 04 Dec 2017 11:09 AM PST submitted by /u/appropriateinside [link] [comments]

When you've lost all confidence in your API Posted: 04 Dec 2017 08:38 AM PST submitted by /u/mon0tron [link] [comments]

I think we both know the answer, Edge! Posted: 04 Dec 2017 01:30 PM PST submitted by /u/coomzee [link] [comments]

Not funny, Google! Posted: 04 Dec 2017 01:45 PM PST submitted by /u/printer83mph [link] [comments]

I have reached maximum programmer level. Posted: 04 Dec 2017 02:49 AM PST submitted by /u/ProNoob135 [link] [comments]

One the first GET of /christmas, the server sent to me Posted: 04 Dec 2017 09:45 AM PST A few lines of plain, static text. __ One the second GET of /christmas, the server sent to me Two tracking cookies And a few lines of plain, static text. __ One the third GET of /christmas, the server sent to me Three style sheets Two tracking cookies For a few lines of plain, static text. __ One the fourth GET of /christmas, the server sent to me Four megs of bundles Three style sheets Two tracking cookies For a few lines of plain, static text. __ One the fifth GET of /christmas, the server sent to me A five second wait Four megs of bundles Three style sheets Two tracking cookies For a few lines of plain, static text. __ One the sixth GET of /christmas, the server sent to me Six polyfills A five second wait Four megs of bundles Three style sheets Two tracking cookies For a few lines of plain, static text. __ One the seventh GET of /christmas, the server sent to me Seven auctioned iframes Six polyfills A five second wait Four megs of bundles Three style sheets Two tracking cookies For a few lines of plain, static text. __ One the eighth GET of /christmas, the server sent to me Eight social buttons Seven auctioned iframes Six polyfills A five second wait Four megs of bundles Three style sheets Two tracking cookies For a few lines of plain, static text. __ One the ninth GET of /christmas, the server sent to me Nine stock pics Eight social buttons Seven auctioned iframes Six polyfills A five second wait Four megs of bundles Three style sheets Two tracking cookies For a few lines of plain, static text. __ One the tenth GET of /christmas, the server sent to me Ten web fonts Nine stock pics Eight social buttons Seven auctioned iframes Six polyfills A five second wait Four megs of bundles Three style sheets Two tracking cookies For a few lines of plain, static text. __ One the eleventh GET of /christmas, the server sent to me "IE eleven not supported" Ten web fonts Nine stock pics Eight social buttons Seven auctioned iframes Six polyfills A five second wait Four megs of bundles Three style sheets Two tracking cookies For a few lines of plain, static text. __ One the twelfth GET of /christmas, the server sent to me Twelve split pages "IE eleven not supported" Ten web fonts Nine stock pics Eight social buttons Seven auctioned iframes Six polyfills A five second wait Four megs of bundles Three style sheets Two tracking cookies For a few lines of plain, static text. submitted by /u/ZoDalek [link] [comments]

Living life on the hardest difficulty... Posted: 04 Dec 2017 06:35 AM PST submitted by /u/DragonSlayerYomre [link] [comments]

Someone help, I can't get my bio homework to compile Posted: 04 Dec 2017 11:51 AM PST submitted by /u/BushDidN0thingWr0ng [link] [comments]

Optimized some Google software to take up 33% less space; when are they going to sign me up? Posted: 04 Dec 2017 12:31 PM PST submitted by /u/Jackeea [link] [comments]

Yo dawg Posted: 03 Dec 2017 10:50 PM PST submitted by /u/cfcfrank1 [link] [comments]

Google seems to have the same ID naming schema that I do. Posted: 04 Dec 2017 12:17 PM PST submitted by /u/MuddyBeard210 [link] [comments]

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