"Our data breach happened using a highly professional attack with sophisticated social engineering" Programmer Humor

"Our data breach happened using a highly professional attack with sophisticated social engineering"
He's serious about his security.
FINE! I’ll update every two weeks, then (x-post from r/maliciouscompliance)
You did what‽
Packet forgot some code and went back
Students asking for help on stackoverflow should pick different strategy
_______________________
Contender for best commit message of the year at our company
xkcd: Bad Code
Middle Management
They'll never catch me if I never respond
For real browsers
Floating-point problems in big-endian systems
The main-reason why my code doesn't pass review...
Hacking 101
Life of a web-developer
chrome
The difference between Java and Python.
CodeNames knows how to count
My friend was on a plane and he sent me this.
Programmer backfire
Amazon has a pretty low opinion of Unity developers
Reserved for Ajit Pai*
Job ad I just got in the mail

"Our data breach happened using a highly professional attack with sophisticated social engineering"

Posted: 08 Dec 2017 01:58 AM PST

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He's serious about his security.

Posted: 08 Dec 2017 10:52 AM PST

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FINE! I’ll update every two weeks, then (x-post from r/maliciouscompliance)

Posted: 08 Dec 2017 10:23 AM PST

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You did what‽

Posted: 07 Dec 2017 09:18 PM PST

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Packet forgot some code and went back

Posted: 08 Dec 2017 10:36 AM PST

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Students asking for help on stackoverflow should pick different strategy

Posted: 08 Dec 2017 08:34 AM PST

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_______________________

Posted: 08 Dec 2017 07:22 AM PST

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Contender for best commit message of the year at our company

Posted: 08 Dec 2017 07:15 AM PST

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xkcd: Bad Code

Posted: 08 Dec 2017 08:58 AM PST

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Middle Management

Posted: 07 Dec 2017 10:50 PM PST

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They'll never catch me if I never respond

Posted: 07 Dec 2017 10:15 PM PST

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For real browsers

Posted: 08 Dec 2017 01:00 PM PST

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Floating-point problems in big-endian systems

Posted: 08 Dec 2017 10:32 AM PST

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The main-reason why my code doesn't pass review...

Posted: 08 Dec 2017 07:06 AM PST

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Hacking 101

Posted: 08 Dec 2017 09:19 AM PST

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Life of a web-developer

Posted: 08 Dec 2017 12:01 PM PST

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chrome

Posted: 08 Dec 2017 12:48 PM PST

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The difference between Java and Python.

Posted: 08 Dec 2017 09:42 AM PST

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CodeNames knows how to count

Posted: 07 Dec 2017 10:41 PM PST

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My friend was on a plane and he sent me this.

Posted: 08 Dec 2017 01:11 PM PST

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Programmer backfire

Posted: 08 Dec 2017 10:59 AM PST

I coach a FIRST Lego League team (4th-8th graders building robots with Lego). Last night, one of the programmers ( I think he's a 5th grader), decided that he wanted the robot to play music during tomorrow's competition. So, he programmed Jingle Bells and one of the other programmers placed it into a loop to run asynchronously with our main program. Towards the end of the meeting, we decide to do a practice run (2 minutes and 30 seconds long). At some point, things didn't go well and the robot got stuck. So I'm saying to them, what are you going to do? over and over....and they are thinking about changes to make to the robot or program instead of moving on the next mission, So, I said, "no, what are going to do right now (while the timer is going)." All while Jingle Bells is blaring annoyingly in a loop. Flustered, the programmer brings his hands to head and exclaims, "What was I thinking?!" Apparently, the music made it really hard to think while it was playing.

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Amazon has a pretty low opinion of Unity developers

Posted: 07 Dec 2017 07:01 PM PST