If Programming Languages Were Weapons Programmer Humor

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• If Programming Languages Were Weapons
• Did you know?
• Guys literally only want one thing
• Anti-Virus [x-post r/woowoo]
• Computer Science textbook comes with mild humour
• UI so easy your mum could use it
• Pooh.exe has stopped working
• Emacs on an eMac
• Are they trying to get a programmer audience ?
• Why do software testers have so many children?
• "disturbing content" well it's not wrong
• 'We take security very seriously'
• Which programming language should I learn if I want to suffer?
• Poll: would anyone else wear a humorous programming T-shirt If the logic was somewhat incorrect?
• When I'm feeling dumb, that's when I realise I was written in C++...
• I'm going to name my dog "Git".
• I wonder if debugging my keyboard will help me having less bugs in the code?
• The Little Programmer
• Come on loop. Do Stuff.

If Programming Languages Were Weapons Posted: 25 Nov 2017 08:23 AM PST submitted by /u/deliteplays [link] [comments]

Did you know? Posted: 25 Nov 2017 11:51 AM PST submitted by /u/Jarrrp [link] [comments]

Guys literally only want one thing Posted: 25 Nov 2017 02:22 PM PST submitted by /u/CausticTV [link] [comments]

Anti-Virus [x-post r/woowoo] Posted: 25 Nov 2017 06:44 AM PST submitted by /u/_Heliotrope [link] [comments]

Computer Science textbook comes with mild humour Posted: 25 Nov 2017 10:41 AM PST submitted by /u/mcool9 [link] [comments]

UI so easy your mum could use it Posted: 25 Nov 2017 09:18 AM PST submitted by /u/abadojack [link] [comments]

Pooh.exe has stopped working Posted: 25 Nov 2017 07:08 AM PST submitted by /u/ki870 [link] [comments]

Emacs on an eMac Posted: 25 Nov 2017 09:10 AM PST submitted by /u/johnnyw2 [link] [comments]

Are they trying to get a programmer audience ? Posted: 25 Nov 2017 12:56 PM PST submitted by /u/mr-robotfish [link] [comments]

Why do software testers have so many children? Posted: 25 Nov 2017 01:45 AM PST because they're trained to reproduce mistakes submitted by /u/0xBA11 [link] [comments]

"disturbing content" well it's not wrong Posted: 24 Nov 2017 08:08 PM PST submitted by /u/GGhalid [link] [comments]

'We take security very seriously' Posted: 25 Nov 2017 01:27 AM PST submitted by /u/PeesPleese [link] [comments]

Which programming language should I learn if I want to suffer? Posted: 25 Nov 2017 11:25 AM PST submitted by /u/mrissaoussama [link] [comments]

Poll: would anyone else wear a humorous programming T-shirt If the logic was somewhat incorrect? Posted: 25 Nov 2017 07:42 AM PST submitted by /u/artvandelay440 [link] [comments]

When I'm feeling dumb, that's when I realise I was written in C++... Posted: 25 Nov 2017 11:40 AM PST ...I have a memory leak :-( submitted by /u/xanthraxoid [link] [comments]

I'm going to name my dog "Git". Posted: 25 Nov 2017 08:54 AM PST submitted by /u/McMonty [link] [comments]

I wonder if debugging my keyboard will help me having less bugs in the code? Posted: 24 Nov 2017 09:31 PM PST submitted by /u/girish946 [link] [comments]

The Little Programmer Posted: 25 Nov 2017 08:46 AM PST submitted by /u/dstori [link] [comments]

Come on loop. Do Stuff. Posted: 24 Nov 2017 09:15 PM PST submitted by /u/LowerMoon [link] [comments]

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